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Review: Crown Heights apt massage

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doofu77

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She looks okay in her photos. But I saw one of her ads that said no FS? Thanks for the review. Bad reviews are always indefinitely more helpful.
 

puffin

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Here's something from cityxvibe and switter. I get the feeling she finally concluded that restricting the menu wasn't generating enough business so she begrudgingly added to the menu. I know I called her about a year ago and asked whether she was strictly massage and she said yes. Maybe I wasn't coy enough, but it's been my experience that phrasing the question that way leaves open "we'll see" as an answer.

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Sanbanfole

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I saw here in her old place in east ny. That was a low point in
my regressions. Has anybody been to her old place? What
a mind trip.I think her pimp lived in the space also.
 

Ampmonger

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Ha! I saw this girl about 3 years ago in a tiny studio apt off McDougal st near the Rockaway ave stop on the C. She advertised HJ only but I got her to agree to a BBBJ over text (no CIM). She asked me to help her set her table up and then yelled at me because I apparently did something wrong unfolding the legs, like literally yelled at me. She had the filthiest bathroom I have ever seen, I mean it was next level gross, like it hadn’t been cleaned since the 80’s. Throughout the massage she talked my ear off, rapid firing questions about where I live and how long it takes me to get to this or that spot in the city. This girl was a grade A cuckoo. She delivered on the flip though, stripped naked, tried to sit on my face but I blocked her ass with my hand so she lifted a little and hovered over my face while she delivered a BBBJ. I was tempted to blow without warning her just out of spite but I was nice and warned her I was close and she finished me by hand. I dressed faster than Superman in a phone booth and bolted out the door. I laughed my way back to the subway. Funny part is that it was such a weird experience i would almost see her again... almost
 

jtonic5150

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In one of my many low points... I was into her BackPage bathroom selfies she would post every day which were all with a different teasing outfit. Like she was horny amateur. So I traveled over to her place and when she opened the door I chickened out and walked out in a rush. Something about her is very trans-4chan weird like that I don't want to get involved with, no offense to the alphabet people out there, live and let live.
 

FriedFugu

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Well yeah the photos were ok, which is why I hopped over. Reality is much more unappealing though. I'm sticking with FOB women for the time being, I'd they speak fluently I take it as a red flag.
 

Tonerivera

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Great massage and stretch.. doesnt look like pics.. is def a out of her mind.. was on her phone while i was face down which annoyed me.. was down for anything
 

n2deep

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Here's something from cityxvibe and switter. I get the feeling she finally concluded that restricting the menu wasn't generating enough business so she begrudgingly added to the menu. I know I called her about a year ago and asked whether she was strictly massage and she said yes. Maybe I wasn't coy enough, but it's been my experience that phrasing the question that way leaves open "we'll see" as an answer.

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I remember her from craigslist and backpage ads doing FS out of the Bronx/Westchester ave..
I kinda wanted to see her but try to avoid going into projects for many reasons...
 

puffin

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I remember her from craigslist and backpage ads doing FS out of the Bronx/Westchester ave..
I kinda wanted to see her but try to avoid going into projects for many reasons...
I used to live up there. It might not be bad, depending. Looking at her photos, I doubt she's scrupulously clean. Stanky puss and a crazy woman are not my type of adventure.
 

bradpjr

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Oh man, I think I know who you're talking about! She had an apartment in Crowne Heights, and it was a fucking disaster. Like just shit everywhere. She was kinda cute, I guess, but definitely crazy. Probably mid-late 20s and Chinese (but had no accent and said she grew up in California.) I remember when I got there one of her neighbors was coming out and screamed at me to get the fuck out of her way. She obviously knew what her neighbor was up to and did not like the constant stream of men coming and going. The massage was terrible and she talked the whole time. She got naked, but I was so not into it I had trouble getting hard. She eventually finished by hand. Would definitely never repeat.
 
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