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Review: Columbiana - Indie in AC

edouardlemaine

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Do you have the midgets info still??
Haha no, that was ages ago. Haven't seen her post in years. What a weird night that was. I haven't seen either of those chicks in AC, before or since. And all in one night! You're not missing much though, she was pretty much too tight to fuck, and her hygiene wasn't the greatest.

The BBW though was Melody Melons - think she hosts in Bensalem now, you can google her if you're into that sort of thing. Nice lady and super hot.

I havent seen either of the Philly chicks posts in the past few years either, but they were both unbelievable. Best mongering night of my life, that one.
 

856mixr

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lol I’m confused. So a member provides a a review of a provider and another member makes overt comments about on how ugly and fat the provider is. What’s the point? If she’s not your cup of tea then Why comment at all?
 

856mixr

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Haha no, that was ages ago. Haven't seen her post in years. What a weird night that was. I haven't seen either of those chicks in AC, before or since. And all in one night! You're not missing much though, she was pretty much too tight to fuck, and her hygiene wasn't the greatest.

The BBW though was Melody Melons - think she hosts in Bensalem now, you can google her if you're into that sort of thing. Nice lady and super hot.

I havent seen either of the Philly chicks posts in the past few years either, but they were both unbelievable. Best mongering night of my life, that one.
I remember seeing melody melon ads way back when I first started. I wanted to try her out but I was too nervous to pull the trigger. I recently saw her ad and she gained a noticeable amount of weight. Tits still massive though. How was her personality?
 

Massage Vet

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She had a little bit of a gut once the dress came off but looked more svelte than the example pic MV posted (body and face). If you see the ones where she's in a brown dress with dark lipstick - that's how she looked when I saw her (in fact they were probably taken the same day)

I do like 'em thicker! My tastes are very eclectic though. Once night in AC about 5 years back I did a 6 foot tall black BBW with enormous tits and followed her up in the AM with a (literal) midget white girl. Come to think of it.. I did the same thing in Philly a couple years after that (although that time girl #2 was a "petite", 4'8" blonde).

Honestly my bucket list is just about finished, still hoping to some day find a "low key casino walker" though! I encountered a few at Bally's this summer (ones whose profiles I remembered seeing online) but unfortunately it was only in circumstances where I wasn't at liberty to do anything. Wish I knew how to get their attention in a subtle way.
Nice, Brother!
 

Massage Vet

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lol I’m confused. So a member provides a a review of a provider and another member makes overt comments about on how ugly and fat the provider is. What’s the point? If she’s not your cup of tea then Why comment at all?
So, no one other than the OP can give their opinion of a providers looks?

Your confused that I gave my opinion of the provider or just confused in general?

Now, Im confused as to what your purpose is for even posting a comment here.
 

Massage Vet

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I recently saw her ad and she gained a noticeable amount of weight.
Now Im really confused. The OP said he liked his session Melody Melons. Why are you commenting on what he liked by saying she gained weight? Whats the point there? Im so confused now! :unsure:
 

856mixr

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Now Im really confused. The OP said he liked his session Melody Melons. Why are you commenting on what he liked by saying she gained weight? Whats the point there? Im so confused now! :unsure:
I’m not trashing her looks and weight which imo is insulting to the person that choose to see the provider. Dude don’t do this. I’m not going back and forth with you. I can already see your immaturity. I’m done responding to you.
 

Massage Vet

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I’m not trashing her looks and weight which imo is insulting to the person that choose to see the provider. Dude don’t do this. I’m not going back and forth with you. I can already see your immaturity. I’m done responding to you.
Well the fact is that I gave my opinion to a person that I share intel with back and forth on here and we visit the same places and know each others preferences which allows me to comment on his reviews same as he would and has on mine.

None of which has anything to do with you. So yes, please, stop responding and go away, Dude!

MV
 

vladkb

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Honestly my bucket list is just about finished, still hoping to some day find a "low key casino walker" though! I encountered a few at Bally's this summer (ones whose profiles I remembered seeing online) but unfortunately it was only in circumstances where I wasn't at liberty to do anything. Wish I knew how to get their attention in a subtle way.
Enjoy completing bucket list... unfortunately for me, as I check three off, there's five to replace every one that leaves, and the list is millions long!

I keep hearing this term "casino walker", I am curious, is this like a slot that walks around the slots? Or is a regular person who just wants to get banged by a "stud" with a mcdonald's cup full of nickels?
 

vladkb

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A working girl looking for a customer.

1980's?
Yea you know. The ones you could get if you bought a happy meal or two cheeseborgre meal... like you get the Charles Berkley cup, or a Nightware on Elm Stretch Freddy Kougar cup. And can bring this to casino to collect your winnings, or give to kids to collect broken shells on beach! There would be like a thousand grannies up and down the rows of slots with these things and smoking a billion cigarettes! Ahh the memories.

As to the walkers. If is better in PM, but if anyone can provide a infos about these? Are they obvious or do we need to make some code? Are they filthy and we ought to avoid them? Asking for a friend, of course.
 

edouardlemaine

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Update (9/21/22) - I saw her a second time and it was every bit as good as the first. This time she was in a slinky black dress and go go boots, with her hair in one of those Latina high ponies - I think even MV would have at least turned his head!

Her number has changed (609-288-2509 now), but the ads she has on listcrawler are her. Prices unchanged. What gets me about her is her cheerfulness and enthusiasm for the job - start to finish you feel well taken care of, no regrets, no second thoughts. Money well spent. Sorry if this sounds like an ad but this girl -- and another I have yet to review, but have also seen a couple of times this summer -- are the absolute MVPs in AC right now, outside of the AMP scene. Put away STG and Tryst and all the rest and just text them next time you're in town.
 

Bodysurfer69

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Update (9/21/22) - I saw her a second time and it was every bit as good as the first. This time she was in a slinky black dress and go go boots, with her hair in one of those Latina high ponies - I think even MV would have at least turned his head!

Her number has changed (609-288-2509 now), but the ads she has on listcrawler are her. Prices unchanged. What gets me about her is her cheerfulness and enthusiasm for the job - start to finish you feel well taken care of, no regrets, no second thoughts. Money well spent. Sorry if this sounds like an ad but this girl -- and another I have yet to review, but have also seen a couple of times this summer -- are the absolute MVPs in AC right now, outside of the AMP scene. Put away STG and Tryst and all the rest and just text them next time you're in town.
There is a lot to be said for cheerfulness & enthusiasm. When I encounter some pretty young thing who can’t even be bothered to make an effort, total turnoff. To each their own :)
 

Buckedi

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The reality is everyone has tastes that suit their desires and preferences. Mine have transitioned over the years. I’m not into obese providers but I’ve had outstanding service from everything from spinners to BBW and few obese providers. I think guys sometimes handicap themselves by sticking to their preferred type. I’ll say that I would’ve missed out on some of the best sexual encounters of my life had I not expanded my range of acceptability. Bigger girls do work harder, are kinkier, and more openminded in my experience.

Last December, while I was travelling down south - I booked an hour appointment with a woman who downplayed her size. When I arrived, she was borderline obese but had a pretty face and by the time she kissed me, my dick was hard af. We connected on such a high level that she gave me the second hour for free and I busted 3 times. Nothing was off limits - she served up her pussy, ass, and mouth. Could’ve gone BB but passed. Her pussy smelled great, tasted great, and was dripping wet. She was tanned, well manicured and feminine. In CG, my entire pubic region was soaked. The only reasonIndodnt stay longer was because I had to leave to make an appointment. She invited me to stop by again, but I had to travel the next day.

I wish half these skinny, model chicks had that level of service, but they don’t. Why? Because they rely on their looks and most guys buy into it hook, line, and sinker.

Another thing, unless they act like a pig, we should probably find a way to convey our observations in more respectful ways IMHO.
 

Jackstraw08

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The reality is everyone has tastes that suit their desires and preferences. Mine have transitioned over the years. I’m not into obese providers but I’ve had outstanding service from everything from spinners to BBW and few obese providers. I think guys sometimes handicap themselves by sticking to their preferred type. I’ll say that I would’ve missed out on some of the best sexual encounters of my life had I not expanded my range of acceptability. Bigger girls do work harder, are kinkier, and more openminded in my experience.

Last December, while I was travelling down south - I booked an hour appointment with a woman who downplayed her size. When I arrived, she was borderline obese but had a pretty face and by the time she kissed me, my dick was hard af. We connected on such a high level that she gave me the second hour for free and I busted 3 times. Nothing was off limits - she served up her pussy, ass, and mouth. Could’ve gone BB but passed. Her pussy smelled great, tasted great, and was dripping wet. She was tanned, well manicured and feminine. In CG, my entire pubic region was soaked. The only reasonIndodnt stay longer was because I had to leave to make an appointment. She invited me to stop by again, but I had to travel the next day.

I wish half these skinny, model chicks had that level of service, but they don’t. Why? Because they rely on their looks and most guys buy into it hook, line, and sinker.

Another thing, unless they act like a pig, we should probably find a way to convey our observations in more respectful ways IMHO.
Some of my best visits have been with BBW’s.
 
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