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Review: Coco at River Spa in Edgewater

diib

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Reviews: 2
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#6
It's a totally bait and switch. Even what really makes me mad is I had totally opposite experience compared to OP's review.
She just let me take a standing shower. So I had to ask them I want TS. In room, she took tips more than a standard FS and then just gave me HJ. After 3 minutes she started to complain like "I'm so tired. You try more ."
Except the TS she done her job in less than 10mins. WTF! OP mentioned 2nd pop and that was a totally bull shit.
No touch, I want lots of bills, How much you can give, even Don't ask me again when you come back... WTF!
This is the worst experience since Pandemic. I paid 2.0 for 10min. STAY AWAY. And am I the only one who really got fu*ked up by this Bull shit review?
I will write a review soon.
 

Bredpete

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#8
Last time I went here was over a year ago. That being said, my provider was a small ball of goo named suzi. She talked like Alvin and the chipmunks. She also had an odor. I dropped .7 for HF and $20. I bolted. The smell was unreal. I will never go back. This used to be a good place. Clean. Channel, Lisa, BiBi. All cute and energetic. Last visit was a nightmare.
 

GFEcruiser69

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Messages: 42
Reviews: 10
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#10
It's a totally bait and switch. Even what really makes me mad is I had totally opposite experience compared to OP's review.
She just let me take a standing shower. So I had to ask them I want TS. In room, she took tips more than a standard FS and then just gave me HJ. After 3 minutes she started to complain like "I'm so tired. You try more ."
Except the TS she done her job in less than 10mins. WTF! OP mentioned 2nd pop and that was a totally bull shit.
No touch, I want lots of bills, How much you can give, even Don't ask me again when you come back... WTF!
This is the worst experience since Pandemic. I paid 2.0 for 10min. STAY AWAY. And am I the only one who really got fu*ked up by this Bull shit review?
I will write a review soon.
How did you pay 2.0? what was the house fee?
 

GFEcruiser69

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Reviews: 10
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#14
Outside is nice. Inside is pretty upscale. But I also felt something creepy.
To show that your comments are legit do you mind describing the room at River Spa? There are distinctive elements…describe the ceiling, where the rooms are, the shower area, the color of the robes, etc. Something to show you were really there. Your comment about “creepy” makes no sense if you were actually there; as opposed to many NNJ places, this place is the furthest from having a creepy vibe. That one comment outs your review completely and renders it not credible. BTW, your post talks of FS but review specifically stated that was not an option.
 

diib

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Messages: 46
Reviews: 2
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#17
To show that your comments are legit do you mind describing the room at River Spa? There are distinctive elements…describe the ceiling, where the rooms are, the shower area, the color of the robes, etc. Something to show you were really there. Your comment about “creepy” makes no sense if you were actually there; as opposed to many NNJ places, this place is the furthest from having a creepy vibe. That one comment outs your review completely and renders it not credible. BTW, your post talks of FS but review specifically stated that was not an option.
I just started taking some fish oil supplement and feel like it really helps me to answer your question. As I know, it's a 3 stories building. Reception area is on your left side once you get in. Along the hallway you get off your clothes in a locker room locating on your right side. Then you step up about half story and then you can keep going straight and then you can make a right turn then there's a shower room. But if you want to skip it you just turn to your right side and take a few more steps then you will get to the 3rd floor having 4-5 room. Good memory right. unfortunately I can't remember inside of the room because it was too dark. I tried to make it bright with the dimmer on a wall but its maximum brightness was too low. All I remember is a window, A/C protruding and small table. I usually don't pay any attentions about any colors or shapes on any ceiling in the spa so nothing to write about it. Sorry for that.

I said creepy because there was a ghost only collecting house fee. When I was leaving there she never showed up .
 

GFEcruiser69

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#20
if you paid $130 I sympathize with you. my review was very clear that FS was not offered and explicitly warned against running the price up . . . which you did against the advice not to. Running the price up only ruins these girls because they become spoiled and greedy. I hope everyone learns their lesson.
 
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