Review: Blue Rose

[Chicagoboy]

Title: Review: Blue Rose
Date: May 26, 2023
Phone: 570-867-4695
City: Hazleton
State: Pennsylvania
Location: Airport Beltway, across from Walmart
Age Estimate: 55
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Chunky Grandma with big chest

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Recommendation: No

 

[Bkane11]

I find myself stupidly going back to this spa as well. The location is kind of set back enough and the lot is never full. I want to like it as well.

I’ve had two good sessions there when thinner providers rolled through, but the main chub one there, and the chubby one with the stash are the only two I’ve seen over the last year. OE is definitely the best spot, I just wish it wasn’t so wide open.

Also, I’m always stuck for 30 seconds or so in the lobby with another monger. But I never had a bad visit at OE. I can’t even say that for TG.

 

[30000 rpm]

Chicagoboy if you can't say anything good about a provider I know she has to be pretty bad.
I definitely will avoid "the chunky grandma"

 

[fatguy1]

A couple of years ago I actually had some good sessions with one of the chunky ones. (I was able to get past the looks.) She actually gave a good massage. It was probably the best combination of massage and Sinatra that I've had. Most of the Sinatra performers in the business don't like to massage as well. BUT!!! I was there about a year ago. After a few minutes of massage we took care of the main event. Then the doorbell rang. She left the room, came back in a minute, asked for her tip and said someone else would finish the massage.--Probably still had a half hour left. A minute later a GUY came into the room to do the massage. I said no, got dressed and left. I've been traumatized from ever going there again, unless I hear for certain that chunky is gone.

 

[Bkane11]

A couple of years ago I actually had some good sessions with one of the chunky ones. (I was able to get past the looks.) She actually gave a good massage. It was probably the best combination of massage and Sinatra that I've had. Most of the Sinatra performers in the business don't like to massage as well. BUT!!! I was there about a year ago. After a few minutes of massage we took care of the main event. Then the doorbell rang. She left the room, came back in a minute, asked for her tip and said someone else would finish the massage.--Probably still had a half hour left. A minute later a GUY came into the room to do the massage. I said no, got dressed and left. I've been traumatized from ever going there again, unless I hear for certain that chunky is gone.

First, hilarious username. Second, I’d be traumatized too. Actually, I’m traumatized just hearing that. I read something similar about a guy jumping in on RM a year or two back. I’d be so weirded out.

 

[Chicagoboy]

Chicagoboy if you can't say anything good about a provider I know she has to be pretty bad.
I definitely will avoid "the chunky grandma"

I always try to be polite as possible. But sometimes you just have to say it like it is.

 

[Chicagoboy]

A couple of years ago I actually had some good sessions with one of the chunky ones. (I was able to get past the looks.) She actually gave a good massage. It was probably the best combination of massage and Sinatra that I've had. Most of the Sinatra performers in the business don't like to massage as well. BUT!!! I was there about a year ago. After a few minutes of massage we took care of the main event. Then the doorbell rang. She left the room, came back in a minute, asked for her tip and said someone else would finish the massage.--Probably still had a half hour left. A minute later a GUY came into the room to do the massage. I said no, got dressed and left. I've been traumatized from ever going there again, unless I hear for certain that chunky is gone.

Maybe the guy wanted to get some good lovin too!

 

[njo254]

Thanks for taking one for the team