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Review: Amber - DDY

Ultramantiga

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Title: Review: Amber - DDY
Date: Nov 17, 2023
Phone: 9299257688
City: Manhattan
State: NY
Location: Saint Patrick's
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 420
Nationality: Latina
Age Estimate: 28-32
Physical Description: Beautiful milf face, tanned body, big D mms, HUGE and firm ass (same league as Nadia, but 100% firm)

Recommendation: No
 

Ultramantiga

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Missed details:
-She looks NOTHING like the face in the pictures. Those were prob taken when Obama was president. The body on the last pic not showing her face is 100% her thought.
-Kissing was DKF but no passion. No tender loving care. Just going through the motions.
-5'10ish, amazon
 

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She has a damn pretty face. Same as pic or no pic.

Not sure how tall you are but if she is taller than you I think that could be weird.
Yoko was a few inches shorter than me but it felt weird.
I usually max out at 5'8 girls.
 

Zippy17

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Meanwhile, how fucking difficult is it for them to just list their height accurately? Last year, they had one smoke-show Latina (Vila) listed at 5’-7” who was 5’-0” at most, and maybe 4’-11” and this 5’-10” girl listed as 5’-6”. I don’t know if it’s just laziness or if there’s some dopey “strategy” to it. After I saw Vila, I told them they’re not doing her or us any favors by listing their heights so inaccurately, because guys who like tall girls are going to be disappointed as soon as they walk into her room and guys who love petite girls might not even book her even though she’d be exactly their type. So they changed 5’-7” to 5’-4.” If it’s a conversion issue, they should just provide accurate heights in centimeters and let us do the conversion.
 

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Meanwhile, how fucking difficult is it for them to just list their height accurately? Last year, they had one smoke-show Latina (Vila) listed at 5’-7” who was 5’-0” at most, and maybe 4’-11” and this 5’-10” girl listed as 5’-6”. I don’t know if it’s just laziness or if there’s some dopey “strategy” to it. After I saw Vila, I told them they’re not doing her or us any favors by listing their heights so inaccurately, because guys who like tall girls are going to be disappointed as soon as they walk into her room and guys who love petite girls might not even book her even though she’d be exactly their type. So they changed 5’-7” to 5’-4.” If it’s a conversion issue, they should just provide accurate heights in centimeters and let us do the conversion.

I just read over my review and I have her at 5'6.
Other reviews put her on 5'6 to 5'7 range.

I don't think she is 5'10. That would have bothered me.

I remember have my to look down at her.
 

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Meanwhile, how fucking difficult is it for them to just list their height accurately? Last year, they had one smoke-show Latina (Vila) listed at 5’-7” who was 5’-0” at most, and maybe 4’-11” and this 5’-10” girl listed as 5’-6”. I don’t know if it’s just laziness or if there’s some dopey “strategy” to it. After I saw Vila, I told them they’re not doing her or us any favors by listing their heights so inaccurately, because guys who like tall girls are going to be disappointed as soon as they walk into her room and guys who love petite girls might not even book her even though she’d be exactly their type. So they changed 5’-7” to 5’-4.” If it’s a conversion issue, they should just provide accurate heights in centimeters and let us do the conversion.
They def should, it would make it better for those who like the tall and those who like them short. I guess they are just lazy about it
 

Zippy17

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They def should, it would make it better for those who like the tall and those who like them short. I guess they are just lazy about it
Exactly. I just happen to like really petite but very curvy girls with some nice muscular thickness, definitely not the typical AMP figures who look either so emaciated that I want to tip them with a fucking sandwich or almost pre-pubescent, bony, and totally shapeless to me. I almost didn't bother seeing Vila because the body type I like on a taller, larger-framed girl can easily go 150+ lbs. Sometimes, they're so hot and their reviews so good that I'll overlook their not being exactly my type, like Carina, CherryDD @ Metro and a couple of girls who worked for BDJ and the now-defunct EPA, but I only want that to happen by my choice because I think they're hot enough to make up for it, and never because of their inaccurate descriptions. So, I when walked into SL prepared to overlook that Vila was 5'-7," I couldn't have been more thrilled to see that she's really tiny...curvy and womanly AF, but barely 5" tall, if that. I tried to explain that there's no "best" height to list, because for every guy who likes taller girls, there's another guy who likes them petite. Listing their heights so badly is losing them bookings from guys who are particular and greatly increasing the chances of disappointment and mediocre reviews after guys show up expecting a girl 6" different from her listed height.
 
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