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Review: A visit to Hanoi and the Northern Mountains of Tesla - NYCSE

The REAL Bxbrown

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Oh my fault king. She just told me mutltiple times during my two visits that her English was very limited. What she does know surprisingly her pronunciation was very good, but yeah her overall knowledge / vocab of the language is limited. Not only is there limited amounts of Viet providers. She’s actually the only northern viet girl I know working. Rosalia, Gisella, Lucy and Bella (viets living in Singapore) are all from the south. But nonetheless glad you had a great time and no language barrier issues. I always say I’m simple, if she’s hot and gives good service I’m in there like swim wear. Being able to talk and communicate is just extra bonus points
So she's a Vietcong? She can conquer me any day of the week:LOL::ROFLMAO:
 

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he’s actually the only northern viet girl I know working. Rosalia, Gisella, Lucy and Bella (viets living in Singapore) are all from the south.
So she's a Vietcong? She can conquer me any day of the week
Technically Viet Cong were in South Vietnam (and Laos/Cambodia) working under the direction of North Vietnam. So really it should be "she can blow my supply lines any day of the week."

Also, pretty sure one of those girls you mentioned mostly grew up north. But you all know it's one country now, right? People move back and forth.

Yes, yes. Shut up BK.
 

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Technically Viet Cong were in South Vietnam (and Laos/Cambodia) working under the direction of North Vietnam. So really it should be "she can blow my supply lines any day of the week."

Also, pretty sure one of those girls you mentioned mostly grew up north. But you all know it's one country now, right? People move back and forth.

Yes, yes. Shut up BK.
Yes but my point was Tesla and I share the same accent and dialect and we are naturally lighter skin tonned as we are northern. Where as some of the others have slight darker skin tones and their accent sounds different when we speak viet. But nonetheless V-Girls on top.
 

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Yes but my point was Tesla and I share the same accent and dialect and we are naturally lighter skin tonned as we are northern. Where as some of the others have slight darker skin tones and their accent sounds different when we speak viet. But nonetheless V-Girls on top.
Ah, that sounds about right. The girl I'm speaking of from Hanoi I believe comes from mostly Saigon stock.

Either way, north or south, I'll join in a hearty "Vietnam Forever!" And I haven't even seen Tesla.
 

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so aTesla & Porsche at the shop, I've one (not Tesla) and it was a fucking beast, however looks like with these girls the torque to speed ratio has switched. When she going. Do MMS take bribes? If I book 90 do I go top of the list? Fucking ridiculous behaviour I know, but I just looked at her pics. There were some pretty damming comments the shop a few weeks back, or so I thought, so didnt even gander, another rookie mistake for a 60 year old...stud I might add.
 

The REAL Bxbrown

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You got that right!


Technically Viet Cong were in South Vietnam (and Laos/Cambodia) working under the direction of North Vietnam. So really it should be "she can blow my supply lines any day of the week."
I apologize for any insensitive statements I may have said, not my intention at all.
 

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Lol I’m enjoying all these reviews on this girl. Literally the name she chosen and the nam jokes are all a goldmine! She encounters anyone ‘too beaucoup too beaucoup!’ Yet?
 

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These girls never pick their names lmao. She told me, "why tf would DDY name me Maisie.. I can't even pronounce it right" Macy vs Mayz. That got a good laugh outta me.
 

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Lol I’m enjoying all these reviews on this girl. Literally the name she chosen and the nam jokes are all a goldmine! She encounters anyone ‘too beaucoup too beaucoup!’ Yet?
She told me she loves her new name and I told her the way she's built it fits her and she broke out in a big laughter. She's a brick house.

After going back and forth with @3DS02 earlier today I ended up seeing Tesla again. I was gonna see Porsche but when it came time to text my fingers accidentally wrote Tesla. Shout out to the homie who cancelled earlier today! You're the real MVP.

The Chairman text me after I finished and I laughed and sent him a pic of the surrounding area :LOL::ROFLMAO:
 

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She told me she loves her new name and I told her the way she's built it fits her and she broke out in a big laughter. She's a brick house.

After going back and forth with @3DS02 earlier today I ended up seeing Tesla again. I was gonna see Porsche but when it came time to text my fingers accidentally wrote Tesla. Shout out to the homie who cancelled earlier today! You're the real MVP.

The Chairman text me after I finished and I laughed and sent him a pic of the surrounding area :LOL::ROFLMAO:
Who’s the chairman? ‘Elsa’?
 
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