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Review: A Portrait of GGS Harper

BrettKavanaugh

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Title: Review: A Portrait of GGS Harper
Date: May 27, 2021
Phone: What's the Good Girl Spa Number?
City: NY
State: NY
Location: Nordstromish
Age Estimate: Wide (Best guess =40)
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: See details

Recommendation: Yes, especially with judicious use of the mirror.
 

Kraven

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One of these days, I'm going to put out a ranking of my own reviews. Not sure this one cracks the top 5, but thanks!
Once the artist releases his work it has a life of its own and is best judged by the audience, the readers.
Yes, well done.

Btw, I saw Harper at EPM and the manager there (who will confide in me) confirmed that she is indeed much younger than your estimate. Otherwise so much of your review resonated with my experience, especially the fit body and exceptional rear as well as very good performance. I, however, found her quite pretty facially.
 

Defyeler

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Fantastic review. I for now trust the right judges age estimate over other sources, but admittedly I have not yet done an assessment of my own.
@BrettKavanaugh for what it's worth, I often find the girl looks better in the mirror than she does when I look at her directly. Don't 'know why though.
Probably because of angles. Unless you get the girl to look directly square into the mirror. And the lighting for some reason doesn't show fine details as much as looking directly at their face.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Gang, after hearing some, lets say "misunderstandings", in PMs, I'd like to clarify some things for people who aren't that familiar with my past reviews.

This was supposed to be a very positive review. But in my attempts to be both fully nuanced and entertaining I think I've overstated some of these "nuances". Basically, as referenced above, my soul is shriveled and decrepit.

So. When I guessed 40, I mean she seems about the same age as PH Tori, give or take. (No idea how old Tori really is either). Younger than Michelle and Hannah for example. These girls ALL look younger than their real age, or so I've been led to believe. 3 years ago, meeting a girl who looks like Harper I'd have guessed 29. The voice thing was kind of a silly aside with a tiny grain of truth. I said "BIT". She has a perfectly nice normal adult feminine voice. It's not like Harvey Fierstein.

And as for faces, I happen to be unusually sensitive, for whatever reason to certain kinds of work on the face. I think in Harper's case maybe it's NOT even to the level of AL Cherry, and AL Cherry is a god damn superstar. I think most of you will not be like me, and instead most if you will see in front of you what I saw in the mirror: a VERY pretty girl bordering on beautiful. Who gives great great service. And was really really nice to me and took care of me and I'm basically an ungrateful asshole for saying some of that stuff the way I said it in the private section.

If you look at who I've reviewed since, say, August, there is nobody in that group I would say is an obvious no-brainer superior all-around date to Harper. So who I might recommend to you from that group would depend on your personal tastes, and Harper might very well be #1 after hearing what you like. OTOH Harper is clearly superior to like half of that group, and I bet a bunch of you would say she is the #1 prettiest girl among that particular selection. And her body is in the running too if you're not particularly boob-centric. (July is a completely different question on all fronts, so let's not go that far back in time).

I hear she may already be gone from GGS, but if and when she resurfaces you should absolutely see her as soon as you can. Hopefully it'll be with one of the names she's already been using so we dont have to play these guessing games.
 

wendigo

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I think she's hot and this review doesn't imply that she isn't. But at the end of the day in terms of being succinct, the nature of this "review" gets lost in translation for general readers as well as an ESL audience. Feel like she has potential to attract a consistent quality crowd, just not on 6th ave...
 

PurpleRayne33

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When I met Harper in Philly, the lights were so dim that it initially affected my depth perception until I'd had a moment to adjust. I got a better look when she walked me to the door, and I noticed her complexion wasn't that clear. I wasn't a fan of the work done on Cherry's face, so you're definitely not alone in that regard, Mr. Justice.
 

Floorhump422

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I saw her in NoVa and would also peg her at mid to late thirties. If you've seen Samantha from DA/EPM, even though they both give off a MILF vibe, Harper seems about 5-10 years younger in my estimation.
 

since13

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Probably because of angles. Unless you get the girl to look directly square into the mirror. And the lighting for some reason doesn't show fine details as much as looking directly at their face.
Yes that! That's a good explanation of some of the reasons. In general more angles are better haha.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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At the risk of sounding like a shill....I feel like I still have some karma here to work out. Seems like Harper is now at Grace as Milk (again), and I would like everyone to go see her. Feel free to tell her a sitting justice of SCOTUS sent you. And while I didn't agree with much of what the now-banned Colt45 says, his now disappeared positive review of Milk, whether it was real or not, is deserved. (Like a broken close, sometimes the shills and the psychos are right!) So I thought I'd fill the void left by the deletion of that review. Just really great service, and from some angles one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen (let's ignore the other angles for now). Not to mention the top notch butt.
 
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