I guess you've never been to a massage parlor in CT. Most of them are like that. It's part of the charm.
In any case, your review looked totally fake for the reasons I mentioned, even if you are telling the truth. Actually I still think it's fake because you probably just looked up who else works there and picked Lilly to change your story. She doesn't look like she's in her 60s to me. Plus she's kind of cute. If your review made any sense, it would be Lisa you would have walked out on, not Lilly. And as we know, Lisa wasn't working there on August 26th.