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Review: 38 Mate - Yoko

BrettKavanaugh

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While I only saw her once going on ~3 years ago at this point, Yoko holds a special place in my heart. Because it was an argument about Yoko's rack that led me to put together the boob compendium in the first place. And that is probably the single greatest contribution I've made to humanity in my life. (Career? Meh. Family? Whatever). I feel like I owe her a repeat session just for that.

For the record, while Yoko has (had?) a fabulous natural rack, she fell and continues to fall roughly in the middle of the compendium. Lots of other great working chests have also passed through our fair city. (Also, pleasant but basically average face, coupled with very nice service as I recall).

Hey, I just realized that was a thread by the very same reviewer here! Centin, my friend, how is she (and her girls) holding up?
 
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Does anyone know where she works now?? I called asking for Yoko (ive seen her probably 10 times) but was told she doesnt work there anymore, in fact that all the girls are new. No apple or kiki either. I need to find YOKO PLEASE HEEEELP
 
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BrettKavanaugh said:
While I only saw her once going on ~3 years ago at this point, Yoko holds a special place in my heart. Because it was an argument about Yoko's rack that led me to put together the boob compendium in the first place. And that is probably the single greatest contribution I've made to humanity in my life. (Career? Meh. Family? Whatever). I feel like I owe her a repeat session just for that.

For the record, while Yoko has (had?) a fabulous natural rack, she fell and continues to fall roughly in the middle of the compendium. Lots of other great working chests have also passed through our fair city. (Also, pleasant but basically average face, coupled with very nice service as I recall).

Hey, I just realized that was a thread by the very same reviewer here! Centin, my friend, how is she (and her girls) holding up?
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I would think the number 1, or at least top 5 rack, would be Ivy from a few years back. Think she was at 38 Mate or Silk Tigers. Super skinny with huge man-mades. I miss her
 
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I would think the number 1, or at least top 5 rack, would be Ivy from a few years back. Think she was at 38 Mate or Silk Tigers. Super skinny with huge man-mades. I miss her
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You would think incorrectly.

I saw that Ivy once. Really likable chick. Nice body. Pretty darn good lay if I recall. Ugly-in-an-endearingly-cute way orgasm face. Ivy had the pug face of orgasm faces. (Her normal face itself was perfectly sweet and attractive, I'm just talking during climactic moments). I'm sure if you had been seeing her regularly you would be missing her. And indeed she was also sporting giant fake cans that were fun to play with in their own way, and worthy of inclusion in the compendium. But, they were entirely too hard....basically basketballs on a stick. As such, in the original version of the compendium, Ivy ranked......36th out of 40. In the ensuing 2 years, I've met some other girls, and I now have her at 54th, out of 62 nice big Asian racks. The compendium, while dedicated to larger sets, is not a simple size ranking. Quality, as I define it, counts.

For the record, Yoko herself was originally at #22, and now stands at #28. Smaller than Ivy, but higher quality.

Too bad it seems both are now gone with the wind.
 
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BrettKavanaugh said:
You would think incorrectly.

I saw that Ivy once. Really likable chick. Nice body. Pretty darn good lay if I recall. Ugly-in-an-endearingly-cute way orgasm face. Ivy had the pug face of orgasm faces. (Her normal face itself was perfectly sweet and attractive, I'm just talking during climactic moments). I'm sure if you had been seeing her regularly you would be missing her. And indeed she was also sporting giant fake cans that were fun to play with in their own way, and worthy of inclusion in the compendium. But, they were entirely too hard....basically basketballs on a stick. As such, in the original version of the compendium, Ivy ranked......36th out of 40. In the ensuing 2 years, I've met some other girls, and I now have her at 54th, out of 62 nice big Asian racks. The compendium, while dedicated to larger sets, is not a simple size ranking. Quality, as I define it, counts.

For the record, Yoko herself was originally at #22, and now stands at #28. Smaller than Ivy, but higher quality.

Too bad it seems both are now gone with the wind.
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You truly have this down to a science. I also fully understand your judicial methodology, Justice Kavanaugh. I also agree with your opinion. Ivy was just so much like two huge cans on a popsicle stick. She also seemed to truly enjoy the service. I respectfully request that Your Honor reproduce the original report. Or at least who are the top 5?
 
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You could just search "compendium", but i'll save you the step.

https://ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/judge-ks-compendium-of-top-40-80-asian-boobs.31320/

Since you specifically ask about the top 5, I'd like to point out that the top 4 are ironclad (with some room for debate about the order within those top 4). After that it's a huge gulf. I'm not as firm, so to speak, about #5. I could argue with a straight face that any girl from 5-14 in the original version could be #5

Probably time I re-issued the latest version. Like I said, I'm up to 62, but I'm thinking 66 is a good place to put out a new one, since 66 can sort of looks two boobs if you squint and are obsessed like i am. Let's see how long it takes to get to that number. Maybe by Christmas.

And once again, no disrespect to Ivy. Reminiscing about our one-time rendezvous has me thinking I'd be thrilled to visit her again even with her ridiculous cans.
 
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Ivy is married for several years now.
Unlikely to return to the active roster unless her marriage fails. This according to a reliable MMS who said she still is in touch with her.

Yoko is a different issue. I was told that she is "on vacation" going on now for a couple of months, and I had been told before then that she had a boyfriend. If one does the math, that could be another girl off the market, but who knows for how long.
 
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Woodguy said:
Ivy is married for several years now.
Unlikely to return to the active roster unless her marriage fails. This according to a reliable MMS who said she still is in touch with her.

Yoko is a different issue. I was told that she is "on vacation" going on now for a couple of months, and I had been told before then that she had a boyfriend. If one does the math, that could be another girl off the market, but who knows for how long.
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Omg i wanted yoko to be my last adventure before marriage! Sad moment for me
 
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