Recent visit to a legit place..

[tsharp38]

So being a long time monger, I felt it would be fun to share a recent experience I had. The wife gave me a gift certificate for my birthday to a legit massage place at one of those big name, well known chains. She asked - would you get a massage? In my head I'm thinking about the many non-standard massages I had over the years! ha.... So I ended up using it last week and it was an interesting comparison. First of all, the women who do that are not NEARLY as attractive as what us (in the game) are used to. Not flat out ugly, but not attractive either. My attendant was pleasant, little shorter, little chubbier, and I had the feeling she likes women more than men. Anyway, normally i would get totally naked, but knowing nothing was offered there, I opted to leave my boxers on. There was a big heavy sheet on the table, you get under it, and they only uncover the parts that they work on. The massage itself was superior to any amp that i've been to - some have gotten close, but these people really do a good job - I assume as that is their only focus. No teasing or even getting close to the boys, or even my ass for that matter (I normally love it when an amp provider massages my ass (not my hole, my ass). Obviously there was nothing on the flip, but do have to admit that I was disappointed that it didn't end with some banging of hands on my legs, then lifting my legs up and banging on my feet, which seems to happen at EVERY amp i go to.. ha...

 

[BillaBong]

I had such one that was my very first one and all the time kept wondering how is she going to handle the upper legs..it was like you mentioned.
I think it is good to have such massage once in a while to relax!