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Old, ugly and oddly shaped.( round etc)

Sobig

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I need some help guys. Can you direct me to spas that have those round or burrito shaped, golem looking old grannies. I know you guys are probably laughing but in my personal experience the ones most guys reject are hungry and really put in some work. Remember the fat ugly girl who gave blowjobs on the back stairs case at school??? And the cool part is that you can abuse them as you like. Pretty girls treat you like a leaper..." don't touch the hair, $100 tip to play with my tits. Hurry up you already past 3 minutes you want way too much for $300! You're going too deep. Give me an old, fat, oddly shaped ,ugly $100 granny any day!
 

Azenluvjoy

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Then Dani at Healing Touch spa is right up your alley. She’s a granny with a wild streak. Someone in the past referred to her as SpongeBob in a review.
 

TIskier

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Flushing Union Street between northern and 37th. There’s a bunch of low key massage places staffed by gilfs of various sizes, all give solid massages and full menus upon request… just look for the little massage signs and go up the stairs. There are about 5 of them in that group of buildings…
 

Sobig

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Thanks I'll try when I have time.
Flushing Union Street between northern and 37th. There’s a bunch of low key massage places staffed by gilfs of various sizes, all give solid massages and full menus upon request… just look for the little massage signs and go up the stairs. There are about 5 of them in that group of buildings…
Awesome! Thanks
 
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