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OFFICIAL BOYCOTT OF CARIBBEAN SPA DISCUSSION

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mikepipe

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Guys
A lot of you who are new or dont like to search the site, are falling suckers to Caribbean Spa. They have a few locations and all run under the same concept.
Either -
1- They have pretty girls who give mediocre massages, do a lot of grazing, and the suddenly stop at the hour mark leaving you blue balled.
or
2 - Less than pretty but lots of T&A and will give you massage with up-charge of $100-200 for a clothed HJ.

CAN WE ALL JUST STOP GOING THERE?
Just read the damn reviews on this site.
Instructions:
There is a circle on the top right that says "search". Dont be afraid, you can click on it...
where is says "keywords" type "caribbean"
Then get your calculator out and count the amount of NO recommendations from your fellow mongers.
 

AMNYM1986

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Never understood the allure. So much angst, so little action. All the hand wringing about will she or won't she salute the little helmet. Not even a decent massage half the time. It's amp purgatory for masochists.
Im genuinely curious. Who do you guys see that dont provide a HE. I only came across one years ago who no longer works there. There is nobody there now that ive gone to that does not provide a HE and everyone pretty mich allows some sort of roaming and some allow more than that. Certain charge more others charge a fair price. Honestly. Im baffled at the hate. I will say this tho. I have noticed CS has definitely gone from a full hour unrushed to now about 50 minutes and you are done. I did make a comment to whoever runs the place recently
 

Tcypc1988

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Im genuinely curious. Who do you guys see that dont provide a HE. I only came across one years ago who no longer works there. There is nobody there now that ive gone to that does not provide a HE and everyone pretty mich allows some sort of roaming and some allow more than that. Certain charge more others charge a fair price. Honestly. Im baffled at the hate. I will say this tho. I have noticed CS has definitely gone from a full hour unrushed to now about 50 minutes and you are done. I did make a comment to whoever runs the place recently
I've seen Kiara and she is by far the hottest there but her attitude is def a hit or miss (mostly miss) and she doesn't do extras, least not when I saw her. I do generally agree that it seems most do with different ranges for their services.
 

AMNYM1986

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I've seen Kiara and she is by far the hottest there but her attitude is def a hit or miss (mostly miss) and she doesn't do extras, least not when I saw her. I do generally agree that it seems most do with different ranges for their services.
I have not seen kiara as ive read too many mixed reviews about her so i cant give a 1st hand review of her one way or another.
 

AMNYM1986

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Count me in. There's so many FS/CBJ options out for way less with more passion, yet guys continue to piss away their money for overprice, piss poor service. This case needs to be studied
You are correct there are but you are also comparing apples to oranges. Who is truly going to these places solely to get a quick cbj or fs?!? I dk many if any. Its like going to a hotel spa paying top dollar and getting pissed the girl wouldnt let you touch her leg…. Listen im saying these are top tier massages but there are a decent amount that do a solid job that you can legit pass on the HE and get a steal at less than a c note for a massage or choose a simple he and get it for a fair price.
 

mikepipe

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You are correct there are but you are also comparing apples to oranges. Who is truly going to these places solely to get a quick cbj or fs?!? I dk many if any. Its like going to a hotel spa paying top dollar and getting pissed the girl wouldnt let you touch her leg…. Listen im saying these are top tier massages but there are a decent amount that do a solid job that you can legit pass on the HE and get a steal at less than a c note for a massage or choose a simple he and get it for a fair price.
Now that I hear more from your side, I do think you are an exception to the rule. In other words, You like latinas, maybe you even speak a little spanish, youre generous and it doesnt hurt your bottom line, and this type of set up fits into your mongering plan.
Having said that, many guys on here do not have this outlook. They want their version of a good value (getting the same service for 120-140 instead of 270), and they dont want the hit or miss scenario, or repeat visits to get what they want.
Obviously I started this discussion because the overwhelming majority of mongers on this site agree with me. It wasnt intended for you. The name calling is simply immaturity, that you can obviously move on from.
I think its great that you like this place and enjoy your visits. All the best.
 

AMNYM1986

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Now that I hear more from your side, I do think you are an exception to the rule. In other words, You like latinas, maybe you even speak a little spanish, youre generous and it doesnt hurt your bottom line, and this type of set up fits into your mongering plan.
Having said that, many guys on here do not have this outlook. They want their version of a good value (getting the same service for 120-140 instead of 270), and they dont want the hit or miss scenario, or repeat visits to get what they want.
Obviously I started this discussion because the overwhelming majority of mongers on this site agree with me. It wasnt intended for you. The name calling is simply immaturity, that you can obviously move on from.
I think its great that you like this place and enjoy your visits. All the best.
Listen i agree name calling may not be best response but in all fairness i am being accused of being an “agent” i still have no clue wtf that means on top of a ton of other insults when i literally came here to help. Im 100% Italian speak no Italian or Spanish either. You are quoting me on the highest ive spent and also seems like im one of the few who actually goes for an hour so that adds into the price as well i can go for 30 min and pay 40? For the HF i dk bc to me i want a massage/body rub 1st and foremost. I have met other providers who have been at that same number and others who have been 75% of that which lets face it how much cheaper do you truly want them to go?!? Yes some have their price points where they will not budge others are negotiable and once you get that number its the standard going forward with them… im friendly and fun with them when i go there dressed properly with extremely great hygiene so on and so forth so maybe thats why. Who knows but my point is. I truly dont see the extreme hate towards this place that it gets. I see some points but i have had way to many better experiences here than bad
 

Philo Beddoe

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Listen i agree name calling may not be best response but in all fairness i am being accused of being an “agent” i still have no clue wtf that means on top of a ton of other insults when i literally came here to help. Im 100% Italian speak no Italian or Spanish either. You are quoting me on the highest ive spent and also seems like im one of the few who actually goes for an hour so that adds into the price as well i can go for 30 min and pay 40? For the HF i dk bc to me i want a massage/body rub 1st and foremost. I have met other providers who have been at that same number and others who have been 75% of that which lets face it how much cheaper do you truly want them to go?!? Yes some have their price points where they will not budge others are negotiable and once you get that number its the standard going forward with them… im friendly and fun with them when i go there dressed properly with extremely great hygiene so on and so forth so maybe thats why. Who knows but my point is. I truly dont see the extreme hate towards this place that it gets. I see some points but i have had way to many better experiences here than bad
Dress properly?
 
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