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Not looking forward to the aftermath...

charliebrown

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#23
Read the comment bro, I said SAFEST
You are absolutely wrong. Wives go out every day sucking up virus at work, in stores and bring it home. Those bitches actually expect you to kiss them which is absolutely to easiest method to spread the virus. To top it off, we go thru this increased risk when little to no chance of getting anything other than a kiss.
 

Lookhii

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You are absolutely wrong. Wives go out every day sucking up virus at work, in stores and bring it home. Those bitches actually expect you to kiss them which is absolutely to easiest method to spread the virus. To top it off, we go thru this increased risk when little to no chance of getting anything other than a kiss.
 

248Lancer

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This reminds me of an old joke about a kid in the pharmacy with his grandfather who sees the condom display and asks what they are for...2-pack is for high school (one for Friday one for Saturday), the 6-pack is for college (2 for Friday, 2 for Sat. 2 for Sun), and the 12-pack is for married guys (1 for Jan, 1 for Feb., 1for March....).
 

OlderGuy77

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SAFEST- Yeah.... cause it’s none
Many wives are masters at social distancing. I left the X 20 years ago. Looking back I just shake my head at what oppressive nonsense I tolerated. I knew the price was going to be high and it was ($550K) but it was simply extortion and I have no regrets other than if I had planned better by gradually liquidating I could have saved about $150K. Also I stayed for the boy
 

OlderGuy77

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This reminds me of an old joke about a kid in the pharmacy with his grandfather who sees the condom display and asks what they are for...2-pack is for high school (one for Friday one for Saturday), the 6-pack is for college (2 for Friday, 2 for Sat. 2 for Sun), and the 12-pack is for married guys (1 for Jan, 1 for Feb., 1for March....).
When I was married I carried a year’s supply in my shirt pocket
 

OlderGuy77

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When you have crossed the 20s/30s/40s/menapause/50s and are in your fourth decade with a 6+ decade wife, you might start to comprehend the issues some of us go thru.
I left a 57 year old (6 years older) pain in the ass after 20 years in 2000. I haven’t seen her since 2010 but I’ve seen pictures of her on FB. I cannot imagine waking up next to that now. She WAS a looker for a long time but now? Yikes!!
 

charliebrown

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I left a 57 year old (6 years older) pain in the ass after 20 years in 2000. I haven’t seen her since 2010 but I’ve seen pictures of her on FB. I cannot imagine waking up next to that now. She WAS a looker for a long time but now? Yikes!!
I still love the poor old woman called my wife, just like she still loves the poor old man called her husband. A really painful and sore back got me into this activity. The friendship, warmth, contact and affection I receive is what keeps me going back.
 
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