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My 2 Cents: Not even a 6/10 WIDELY/Easily available anymore...

Rombulous

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$400 for that? Rom that one must be charging by the pound.
:ROFLMAO:

@Nyguy807 that's my issue though. I don't care to spend too much time with these chicks. No pillow talk just wham bam thank you ma'am.

I'm not an MSOG kind of guy unless it's two separate girls. Biologically I can bust 3 times same day, but not with the same chick. It has to be 3 different girls. The lord said we must spread the seed!

So that's why I can't spend more than $200 per chick. After 30 minutes I usually get bored of fucking them and I'm ready for the next one. So no way I'm paying $400 for any one individual...

Unless she is a rare Goddess that's how it is...
 

FriedFugu

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Ah for outcalls yeah never had luck with those.
From what I've tried in Brooklyn as far as incall (which is already slim pickings) goes, I've noticed that there's better experience and better women after like the 5pm mark, which I rarely partake in sadly for me so I just get junk.
 

Rombulous

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Ah for outcalls yeah never had luck with those.
From what I've tried in Brooklyn as far as incall (which is already slim pickings) goes, I've noticed that there's better experience and better women after like the 5pm mark, which I rarely partake in sadly for me so I just get junk.
I don't understand how these hoes think they can Part time the trade and work a 9-5 .... Smh
 

Nyguy807

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:ROFLMAO:

@Nyguy807 that's my issue though. I don't care to spend too much time with these chicks. No pillow talk just wham bam thank you ma'am.

I'm not an MSOG kind of guy unless it's two separate girls. Biologically I can bust 3 times same day, but not with the same chick. It has to be 3 different girls. The lord said we must spread the seed!

So that's why I can't spend more than $200 per chick. After 30 minutes I usually get bored of fucking them and I'm ready for the next one. So no way I'm paying $400 for any one individual...

Unless she is a rare Goddess that's how it is...
Yeah, then SA ain’t for you. Most SBs are looking for a bit of a relationship so they don’t feel like escorts. There are a ton of escorts on the site though. They are the ones that want to meet immediately and talk like an escort. Hon, babe, etc
 

hohohokus

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$400 and either it's mostly dolled up with 500lbs of makeup or they look like this :

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As the saying goes, I wouldn't fuck her with _your_ dick.

Many better options at 400 these days. But it does take time and patience. Certainly nothing for 200 and you are correct that you are probably not going to find what you want on SA.
 

Rombulous

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Went by one place and old lady said "everyone on vacation" :rolleyes:

It's always something

Since when do these hoes take "vacation"?

Then they want to complain about being broke.

In the words of some OG:

BITCH PLEASE :cautious:
 

Rombulous

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Have you tried the Brazilians in woodside?
No, the last time I saw their ad just looked like some skinny Portuguese crackhead. Brazilians don't live in Woodside like that. Probably just posers with a pimp behind it all.

And with that whole Ciprani chef situation and the hotel busts this year I ain't touching hotels/motels with your dick.
 

Hardpoll52

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No, the last time I saw their ad just looked like some skinny Portuguese crackhead. Brazilians don't live in Woodside like that. Probably just posers with a pimp behind it all.

And with that whole Ciprani chef situation and the hotel busts this year I ain't touching hotels/motels with your dick.
Most of this area is pimps, mostly Albanians. But they might be legit, sesta really helped these girls out.
 

Rombulous

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Most of this area is pimps, mostly Albanians. But they might be legit, sesta really helped these girls out.
Go figure - Albanians and Romanians are discriminated against in Italy so of course they don't care if an Italian crank addict kicks the bucket on their watch.

Either way the Soviet Bloc needs to take a lesson from our Colombian friends on how to manage the business properly. Not serving drugs might be a good start!
 

RickeyRomance

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I've been on a staycation and have checked out quite a few places in Queens over the past 2 weeks. Elmhurst, Flushing, Astoria. Earlier this summer I investigated Corona a bit. Have sampled/investigated many in/outcall options. Most are slightly below mediocre at best.

I got to say not many good options. To each his own but in my standards, certainly nothing worth risking my neck or hard earned benjamins for. At least the times of day I am able to visit which is around 11am-2pm roughly, even in good weather. That's for incall. Outcall about 90% don't pick up/reply to text or they flake.

On another note SA sleuths have managed to ban my newest profile again despite using Tor VPN browser to sign up and Vanilla card. It seems that upon letting my premium account lapse it triggers a deeper review of the account which may consist of IP logs for logins. So I'll have to repeat the Tor VPN sign up process again and disable the account if I want to take a break.

It seems the monger deities are not shining brightly the past few years. Everything in the Universe is seeming to conspire against a consistent good quality options. All signs point to a temporary retirement for me in the near future. My wallet would certainly benefit.

I am not saying that there aren't jewels to be found. But it takes a hell of a lot more research (time), more legwork (literally I burned 250-500 calories on each reconnaissance mission) and more money than about 7 years ago ($20-60 depending on what option)

Today I encountered 2 whom I would consider to be about 5/10. One was really into it and the other had a very tight grip but of course low tolerance for my shaft. It could be me just being jaded from having grown up in Flushing, but I think she's the type a lot of mongers would rate 7/10. But really she is just a very average mediocre Chinese girl. Young (relative to the average age of AMP providers which is now 50, she was no older than 30 maybe) but used to being worshipped by old White guys and Mexican day laborers who can only afford an HJ.

Do not ask me for referrals because #1 YMMV is worse than it used to be. These days you get either complete newbies (rare now) that don't know the routine or old worn down cadillacs that could care less either way. Nothing in between. If I were to refer anybody to her she would decline FS to 99% even if you offer $40-60 more. I know the manager (along with others) and even that doesn't get you much these days.

So this is one experienced mongers opinion that options are lower quality compared to the past and seemingly continue to get worse. Getting to the point where the juice isn't worth the squeeze any longer.

I remember back in 2012 being able to get a college Taiwanese student with a lock jaw grip pussy from craigslist on outcall, 100% Independent. Then the next month being able to get an authentic Brazilian Bunda 50 inch earthquake booty (no surgery) in Midtown West/Hell's Kitchen area. Both for under $200/hr. Unfortunately those glory days are all behind us...

For various reasons (Immigration restrictions, Fosta-Sesta, the "better" economy etc.) The hobby talent circuit is not good right now. I see quite a few attractive young Women who apparently would rather try slaving away for Uber, Instacart etc. Today's young Women seem too idealistic and not practical minded at all. Which means less options for us mongers.
First off, epic post. But on your last paragraph, that definitely makes sense. A better world economy and tighter immigration restrictions means that the ones who are here probably make the determination that we'd all probably make:

I can make $1000 a week illegally while wearing out my body, mind and spirit as 80% of my clients will be fat, old, ugly, barely washed jerks who want a pump and dump or I can make $800 legally driving an Uber or working in a restaurant and have the potential to find a guy who marries me.

No contest at all but that does leave the leftovers for us.
 

hookahguy118

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IP trace to my old account. They put an eternal ban on your IP if you're suspected of soliciting. I can't change my IP due to my profession I have to keep it stable because I work in tech.

Had nothing to do with what I said this time around.
Have you thought of getting a cheap chrome book? You would have a new MAC address and maybe this is where ban is probably coming from since they are still banning you when you use a VPN/TOR. I'm new to tech but I would think this might help. Also with the Card situation, a lot of Vanilla cards are not being accepted because they have a high risk of cc fraud. What you can do is get a Venmo card, this has been extremely helpful for me.
 

Rombulous

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Have you thought of getting a cheap chrome book? You would have a new MAC address and maybe this is where ban is probably coming from since they are still banning you when you use a VPN/TOR. I'm new to tech but I would think this might help. Also with the Card situation, a lot of Vanilla cards are not being accepted because they have a high risk of cc fraud. What you can do is get a Venmo card, this has been extremely helpful for me.
I evaded IP ban 3x in the past by signing up on PC, then brand new MAC then phone. Then on my new iPad even so that makes 4x. This is the 5th or 6th time I've been banned. I've found about 5 or 6 worthwhile options on there in the past 2 years which is not really enough for me to keep up this NFL juking I'm not LeSean McCoy running back of the decade!!!!
 

RickeyRomance

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I evaded IP ban 3x in the past by signing up on PC, then brand new MAC then phone. Then on my new iPad even so that makes 4x. This is the 5th or 6th time I've been banned. I've found about 5 or 6 worthwhile options on there in the past 2 years which is not really enough for me to keep up this NFL juking I'm not LeSean McCoy running back of the decade!!!!
Not to get into your business at all but why do you keep getting banned from there?
 
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