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Monger Etiquette (A rant, but not a serious one)

october11a

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Man you old fogies need to learn some etiquette.

I mean, this only happened to me once, but i was at a local TR spa getting a really nice massage with all the usual fun, and a monger called and interrupted. Now we all know that this happens, but I heard the provider tell him she needed 30 minutes to take care of a customer, and that she was alone that day.

This jerkoff showed up no more than 15 minutes later ( more like 10) and RANG THE BELL. she had to leave again and go out and tell him he had to wait. This motherfucker sat in his car with the lights on aimed at the front door until i finished and had to walk out past him. I know you saw me too bro, and you know exactly what you did.

It's not the end of the world. but I was already getting a rushed massage and the provider was eating dinner while she worked on me. So it was particularly irksome. Mostly because you knew it wasn't time for you yet, but you just had to mess with my session.

I know you old guys think that the AMP spa life is for you, but it ain't. It's for anybody with the money and the guts.

Respect your fellow mongers! Don't interrupt when you know it's not your turn.
 

october11a

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You're right, I considered removing the generalization. I'm gonna leave it there as evidence of my own assholery, but you're right its not only/all old folks.

Then again I did say it wasn't a serious rant, I just didn't pour any comedy into it because i didn't think the situation was funny. It just wasn't enraging enough for me to bug out or anything.


Nothing wrong with old dudes, I look forward to being one someday!
 

october11a

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I also forgot to mention, I think the guy did it because he knew the provider would rush the massage because she knows she can get another house fee and (probably)guaranteed tip and sometimes you can lose a customer. I know when I go I'm almost always too worked up to wait i'll just go to another provider.

And she did rush it, I got done at 50 mins. I should blame the provider as well, but we can't they are just too damn sexy.
 

firr

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im 65 just got up its 5 am to go run my daily 5k then lift weights . during the week i do this at 4 am . had an erection since about 2 am and ill be ready for my saturday massage . i have done many posts on this subject . i may be old and i do think the amp life is for me . every time i want to take a break from this site something lures me back in .
 

Steelhead

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Man you old fogies need to learn some etiquette.

That's a pretty presumptuous assertion.....would that have been because you were in Toms River? Why not head over to Orient or Star....at least those places are on the second floor, the lights won't bother ya....

I know you old guys think that the AMP spa life is for you, but it ain't. It's for anybody with the money and the guts.
Money and guts!,....what in the world does that mean?....careful bro, you're gonna break a blood vessel, have a stroke or something. You should be thankful, on your visit to California, that you weren't bum rushed by Jenny. Proper decorum might suggest, the next time the two of you are sitting down at breakfast, perhaps dinner, you show some respect, then talk to your father,......man to man!

[QUOTE="october11a, post 222224, member:11540" This jerkoff showed up no more than 15 minutes later ( more like 10) and RANG THE BELL. she had to leave again and go out and tell him he had to wait. This motherfucker sat in his car with the lights on aimed at the front door until i finished and had to walk out past him.
 

livinthedream

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the same thing happened to me too, it is the providers fault too. I was the only one there, no other cars around. Thought i'd be able to squeeze in the full hour. DAMN, another monger calls, the provider tells him, come now, im waiting for you. So, sure as shit, 10 minutes later, ding dong. Then, she put him in another room, and came back to finish me off.
 

PickleRick

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Guys are fucking dumb when it comes to this stuff. Young or old doesn't matter. I've seen guys acting stupidly inside and out of these places. You see the questions the morons on this site ask? Imagine how they are when they actually get there? I've never waited at an AMP in my life. I just keep my head down and go elsewhere.
 

willbca

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The lights were 100% the other guys fault (it is also dumb because it draws needed attention to his own car) but most of this is the provider’s fault. I know why they do it but at least make a buffer with the calls and walk in. If you have 15 minutes left in an appointment, tell the next guy you will be free in 30 min. In their defense, they have to answer the phone and open the doors.
 

Chiparlor

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I had a question whether to make a comment on this site few days ago. I sent a PM to a monger for his perspective. He made few points and I decided to hush. That was before this thread existed. Not only that, I had to do the same thing twice. One about a week ago, and the other one last night, which prompted me to make a comment.

First, not the same monger, but a different monger admitted to me via PM saying "Who are you?" and he realized who I am and showed some respect. That, I appreciate. Situation below:

I am referring to the "Miss You" provider where I made comment on that thread. The Miss You provider called me crying hysterically needing some support. I dropped everything and headed over to her place. She was very frustrated with mongers coming in/calling in 15 minutes before closing wanting massage AFTER the parlor closes. The parlor hours is 10 am to 10 pm. I took the time to comfort her and make sure everything was okay with her.

I made another appointment with her from 9-10 pm last night before heading to another parlor. We met as scheduled. She was still upset and I asked her what was wrong. She said that "regular' customers still walk in/call 15 minutes before closing and that still frustrated her. I had to ask her if there were any "new" customers asking for massage after hours. She admitted ALL "regular" customers. I told her why was she not firm with the customers to say that they close at 10 pm to stay away from the unwanted heat from anything. If she does that, it may hurt the business.

The above was what happened to the parlor/provider. I ask with respect to ALL mongers who know the parlor hours not to call in/go in 15 minutes before closing and force them to work after hours because you know better than that! They work 12 hours every day regardless they have rest during the day. 12 frigging hours each day and some of you come in 15 minutes before closing and force them to work after closing. Come On Man!

In conclusion, that parlor has been seeing between 14-20 customers each day including after closing hours for the last 7 days (I read the appointment book) and about 100 of the mongers who visited that parlor did not post a review about that parlor. Guilty??? I wonder! I ask be respectful to parlors/providers and let them close at X time. Thanks!
 

Coyote

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In regards to the idiots that show up. Two weeks ago I was at Taylor’s Mill parked behind the building. Anyone that goes there knows that there’s only one Masseuse most times They both have blame
 

Dbomb

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Used to go quite a lot to this RMP on prospect in south Brunswick. Closed for ten years at least now but it had like 4 gals at all times. Big parking lot. Place had a waiting room with tv. We’d sit there and talk the talk about the girls before our appointments. It was actually good time for me. You could compare girls and chat with other mongers. It was before internet actually. Now everyone wants to hide and is scared to see another fella in a spa. Why be so paranoid. I’ve been to spas in Philly where the waiting room is like a party. But yeah showing up late is bad and pushing the girl to rush is a dick move for sure. I would have called the guy an asshole least then he’d know his name
 

firr

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so one last word by me here . one of my spots i was told to come at the last hour or even ten thirty because of the way i get my service there . its supposed to be rt but its not and during the busy day its hard to work with clothes off door bell phone taking care of me so i started going at night . every time there is someone there the doorbell will ring at 10:45 . so last week i got there at 9:45 it took a while to get the door answered but i only rang once . she says busy come in 20 minutes . she but me in a room looks the one someone sleeps in i had to hear one of the other girls banging away to finish and didnt like it . still trying to figure out if it was a dry humping smack or if it was a for real fucking finish , the place is known for rt only . anyway the girl that came to the door got me the other massage was a two friend deal so they left . got a shower massage i was taken care of she was nude and gave the full hour from when she got me . at 11:15 i was leaving and the fucking phone was ringing . hey asshole they close at 11 . they didnt answer and she looked at me and said , close now go sleep . i guess the other one was sleeping by now . thats it im taking time off see ya .
 

Dbomb

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Yeah it gets busy like 10 to 11. I know a couple late night joints where the girls will be going. Once some of them know you it’s not an issue. Sometimes towns have restrictions on hours though.
 

october11a

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Call and make your appointment and show up at that time. pretty simple. I can't believe people are quibbling about ageism in these comments, aren't we all men here? I'm just playin around. loosen up!
 

Looker1299

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The interruption during a session is annoying and it can frustrate and kill the mood for some, or perhaps most.

Members that have been here long, and/or are very active in posting make a lot of sense for the most part.

Basically it boils down to common sense and being courteous and having a little respect for others

Ranting is a good release. Last thing I want to read or hear about is a guy loosing it in a spa!

Early call is great!!
 

AutomaticSlim

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This jerkoff showed up no more than 15 minutes later ( more like 10) and RANG THE BELL. she had to leave again and go out and tell him he had to wait. This motherfucker sat in his car with the lights on aimed at the front door until i finished and had to walk out past him. I know you saw me too bro, and you know exactly what you did.

+1 for making me chuckle!

Also, I do agree.
 

yanks5501

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You're right, I considered removing the generalization. I'm gonna leave it there as evidence of my own assholery, but you're right its not only/all old folks.

Then again I did say it wasn't a serious rant, I just didn't pour any comedy into it because i didn't think the situation was funny. It just wasn't enraging enough for me to bug out or anything.


Nothing wrong with old dudes, I look forward to being one someday!
Hey...sometimes us old dudes have to hit the early bird special that begins at 4PM.
Cut us some slack, Jack
 
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