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Licensed Massage Therapists

briancalled

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There is a good thread in North Jersey Discussion section on pretty much same thing; I haven’t looked at legit Indy sites in awhile as when I need legit my Chiropractor has a great one, and thankfully unattractive so I don’t even go that route. That being said, you really have to just go in person and it’s playing the lottery. Good sign when they say undress to your comfort level, and even better if underwear is optional. You may need to establish a rapport with a few visits before anything progresses. They need to know 1) you are not Uncle Leo 2) you are not a psycho/stalker and 3) you can keep your mouth shut- during and after! If the therapist is ok massaging your bare flutes, I say 50/50 chance on the HE.
 

littledee

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I dont think there are any special clues or wording in their ads.
If I'm going to a legit LMT I will kind of play it safe and maybe suggest where I need more massage. Who knows what might happen? I'm pretty sure if they know you aren't leo and can keep your mouth shut, it will transpire. Maybe 5 visits? All up to the therapist.
 

charliebrown

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Why bother? Go get a really good TM from a provider and if you are interested in more, go get a really good ST session from a provider that specializes in that. Trying to find the woman that gives both extremely well is not as easy as it sounds. If you believe what I am saying, click like, if you have found providers who are excellent at both, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PM me with more information.
 

findinit

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I dont think there are any special clues or wording in their ads.
If I'm going to a legit LMT I will kind of play it safe and maybe suggest where I need more massage. Who knows what might happen? I'm pretty sure if they know you aren't leo and can keep your mouth shut, it will transpire. Maybe 5 visits? All up to the therapist.
Story time please! Have you succeeded in this regard?
 

WanderingHands

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Yep, it takes time, but is fun to pursue.
I did not find any wording in any advertisements.
Rather just picking up on subtile interactions with the massage therapist as the session progresses.
You know the drill: conversation, complements, hugs, no draping, touching, etc.
After a few sessions you should know where you stand.
 

littledee

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I think the licensed ones are a waste of time. You have to find the one that is semi-legit.

I always liked semi-sleazy.:D

For a long time, I used to see a masseuse who was licensed. But she had D implants and the reviews said they were spectacular. And they were.:cool:
Lefty. The LMT are legit for a reason. They went to school for it and paid money to learn it the proper way. As you know most women at amps are not licensed nor have they gone to any accredited school cause they more than likely came here and overstayed their visa. If I want a super good massage I will go to a LMT. Sometimes that's all I'm looking for is a great massage.
 

ronaldshoe

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In a way this dream is silly. Good LMT are in a way going to a doctor. I want them to fix something or loosen something. Many of my LMT experiences are a bit painful but it will pay rewards in the longer run. Also quality LMT are pretty expensive. In my experience, many LMT do ask to take off your clothes. the towel covers up your privates
 

krideynyc

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If the goal is to just have a LMT handle your willy, there's actually a legit way to do it. You just have to find out if they offer Massage Therapy for ED. Some places will, some won't. You still have to scout the place out. 1) To make sure you're not going to get a guy, and if the female LMT is your type. 2) It's the shaft kind, not the Prostate kind. Unless that's fine with you. 3) Try and maintain the cover story. Don't wake up too quick, as that will let them know you don't have ED. 4) Finally, no guarantee for a Happy Ending.

If you really want to have an AMP session with a LMT, the best way is to ask them out, and do it on their personal time. Like @littledee said, most won't risk their LMT License on something illegal.
 

findinit

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If the goal is to just have a LMT handle your willy, there's actually a legit way to do it. You just have to find out if they offer Massage Therapy for ED. Some places will, some won't. You still have to scout the place out. 1) To make sure you're not going to get a guy, and if the female LMT is your type. 2) It's the shaft kind, not the Prostate kind. Unless that's fine with you. 3) Try and maintain the cover story. Don't wake up too quick, as that will let them know you don't have ED. 4) Finally, no guarantee for a Happy Ending.

If you really want to have an AMP session with a LMT, the best way is to ask them out, and do it on their personal time. Like @littledee said, most won't risk their LMT License on something illegal.
This sounds too good to be true. Have you done this?
 

BIGBOB62

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As someone who sees both kinds of practioners, I can only say the spa girls I visit are way hotter than the LMT girls. And the one LMT I converted (somewhat accidentally) had terrible sexual skills.
 

bxboy

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It would be a thrill to get one to take a walk on the dark side. On my bucket list. Also I’m looking for a nail tech with an open mind and a creepy room in the back of the shop. Here’s hoping.
@Voodoo66 Make your way to Queens, NY one of these days - you'll find more than your share of what you are looking for as you walk down Roosevelt Avenue! :p:sneaky:(y)(y)
 

bxboy

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Ah yes the holy grail
I thought the Holy Grail was a nurse! :p

15 years ago I shattered my wrist in two places. Spent 5 days in the hospital. Couldn't wash myself but thankfully I had a cute nurse on one shift. She'd feed me too. Sometimes I'd pretend to be sleeping and move my bedsheet to uncover my lower half. I had to resist cracking up when she'd come in and see me. :eek::LOL:

On the day I was released she wasn't there but left me a card wishing me good luck with her phone number on it! :p
 
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