Jewish Providers

[Retired031424]

Israelis and American Jews are apples and oranges. No similarities whatsoever. Two totally different fetishes.

 

[oldhorndog53]

she'll place a white sheet with a hole for your penis over her self to prevent you from rubbing against her nude body. she'll also sport a wig.

Do you remember the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry tried to get it on with his Hasidic dry cleaner's wife? His manager Jeff told him to him not to forget to bring a sheet with a hole cut in it.

 

[JMonger]

Israelis and American Jews are apples and oranges. No similarities whatsoever. Two totally different fetishes.

I'm not sure they are completely different, or maybe I just have both fetishes.

 

[Retired031424]

I'm not sure they are completely different, or maybe I just have both fetishes.

Have you been to Israel? The beach in Tel Aviv is unreal.

 

[DavidGLD]

Have you been to Israel? The beach in Tel Aviv is unreal.

women over there have HUGE tits. they all look super fertile too!

 

[view2]

River is Jewish, ex-Hasidic. She used to do massage at Chelseagirls and was great there, now she's FS, but not cheap. Haven't tried her for FS, so can't comment on that.
https://tryst.link/escort/river-summers

 

[DavidGLD]

River is Jewish, ex-Hasidic. She used to do massage at Chelseagirls and was great there, now she's FS, but not cheap. Haven't tried her for FS, so can't comment on that.
https://tryst.link/escort/river-summers

lol... the price list def makes her jewish indeed.

 

[Earnest53]

Are there any Rabbi's on here that could provide assistance?

Yes, I’m a rabbi. Firstly, my son, is your pots circumcised?

 

[Earnest53]

Oy vey

Gavalt!

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

River is Jewish, ex-Hasidic. She used to do massage at Chelseagirls and was great there, now she's FS, but not cheap. Haven't tried her for FS, so can't comment on that.
https://tryst.link/escort/river-summers

Holy shit! She literally has 2 pictures standing in front of Lubavitch HQ on Eastern Parkway. Talk about chutzpah! Doesnt look like my type physically, but mad brownie points for that. Part of the Jewish girl stereotype is good sense of humor, but a little too involved in her own psych issues. This girl clearly has some issues and she wants to work them out with you...in a good way! But then you can leave and dont have to listen to the same shit over and over. Win-win! OP, if you have the funds, this might be your girl.

 

[Filter189]

Holy shit! She literally has 2 pictures standing in front of Lubavitch HQ on Eastern Parkway. Talk about chutzpah! Doesnt look like my type physically, but mad brownie points for that. Part of the Jewish girl stereotype is good sense of humor, but a little too involved in her own psych issues. This girl clearly has some issues and she wants to work them out with you...in a good way! But then you can leave and dont have to listen to the same shit over and over. Win-win! OP, if you have the funds, this might be your girl.

Oh yea, can vouch for the crazy of ex-Hasidic girls. I dated a smoking hot one a few years back and she’s still the best/hottest lay of my life, pros included. She was a total sex deviant just like me and up for anything. It’s too bad I hadn’t started hobbying yet because she likely would have joined in. Out of bed though she was a total nightmare functional alcoholic borderline psycho (definitely the only reason why I was able to pull a girl as hot as her). I broke things off because I couldn’t take the craziness but I regret it. I say go for it op, you get all the hotness of the ex Hasidic girl sex with none of the psycho!

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Wait, you regret breaking up with an alcoholic psycho? That's some great sex!

 

[Filter189]

Wait, you regret breaking up with an alcoholic psycho? That's some great sex!

Yep, it was that fucking good and she was a legit 9/10. We did shit together that would make amp girls blush. She’d pop an adderal, open a bottle of wine (or five) and go for hours doing literally whatever I wanted and begged for more. Sex was just another drug to her. At the time I thought the psycho drama and drinking were too much and the sex wasn’t worth it, but she basically ruined sex with normal boring civvie girls for me.

 

[Optidong]

I am in the market for a scolding hot israeli girl and seperately a frum girl. I live near seemingly a frum chick factory. There is a suprisingly high number of absolute smoke shows walking around my neighborhood.

 

[DavidGLD]

I am in the market for a scolding hot israeli girl and seperately a frum girl. I live near seemingly a frum chick factory. There is a suprisingly high number of absolute smoke shows walking around my neighborhood.

the greedy merchant fetish market is heating up real quick...

 

[Jpnt]

This thread is so fucking funny. I’m really hoping the most offensive remarks are coming from my fellow heebs on here lol.

 

[DavidGLD]

This thread is so fucking funny. I’m really hoping the most offensive remarks are coming from my fellow heebs on here lol.

hold my beer.....

 

[Jamesfilipino28]

hold my beer.....

Can someone get me a pastrami sandwich at Katz?

 

[Jpnt]

Katz’s is about as Jewish as the GILFs from 98 Mott.

 

[Retired031424]

I went to a strip club in Tel Aviv a few years ago. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven. About 1/2 the girls were eastern european and half were Israeli. Most were smoke shows.