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Inexperienced monger

Rede46

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To the very inexperienced monger who visited a clearly legit place I frequent. To help you in the future please note the following list of rules you should consider to help you determine if you will get more than a massage.

-if there is a Papasan instead of a Mamasan, it is probably legit
-if the walls don’t go to the ceiling it may be legit
-if there are little kids running around the spa it is almost certainly legit
-if you pay the HF after the massage it is almost guaranteed legit
-if Papasan tells you to leave your underwear on, it IS legit
-if the HF is less than $60 it is likely legit
-if the name of the spa uses the word “foot”, it is likely legit
-if the average cost of a home in the area of the spa is greater than $700k it is likely legit
-if there is a sheet to cover yourself, and the attendant shields herself from you on the flip, it is certainly legit

Read the room. You not only ignored all of these blatant signs, you brought a cell phone with you. Had multiple, un-silenced text notifications and then actually took a phone call to tell the person on the other end that you were getting a massage. You demanded a younger girl when the first attendant was too old. The girl flipped out when you tried to grab her and you made a scene. I don’t know what you are thinking but you need to up your game big time.
 
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