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Haircut

Porkchop

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Does anyone else remember that kid haircut device from the 70's? you put it on your head and it used a vacuum to pull all the hair up, and then cut it all to a uniform length. created that "bowl" cut.

There are a couple providers up here that shave or wax the nether regions. I had just switched over to waxing, a couple weeks before the shutdown. It was rather painful, but she had told me if i kept up with it every 4-6 weeks, it wouldnt hurt so much. Now I'm going to have to do the same thing. I did like the results.
Flobee
 

green2

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I trim my own hair pre covid as a touch up between appointments. But yes please dont attempt unless you plan on shaving it off, or have thinning shears, quality scissors, clippers, combs, and are ambidextrous with lots of mirrors and understand chipping, channel cuts, er tclol
 

Doubleyellow

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Sir Tony,

When he first used it I was away. He told me what he did and I asked him: how do you look? He said. 'Like an asshole"... Maybe at this moment a photo isn't a good idea. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

My dad drank really cheap vodka and ate animal crackers for breakfast, and all day long. That may explain a few of his decisions, one being forgetting to open a window before shooting at a groundhog.
 

retired051923

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Is there something wrong with a bowl and scissors? :unsure: I'm letting these locks run free baby! I'm almost at 70's pornstar level. At least the sideburns are. Hell yeah I've got sideburns now and nobody can say anything about it. I'm a victim of the circumstances.
 

retired051923

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Sir Tony,

When he first used it I was away. He told me what he did and I asked him: how do you look? He said. 'Like an asshole"... Maybe at this moment a photo isn't a good idea. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

My dad drank really cheap vodka and ate animal crackers for breakfast, and all day long. That may explain a few of his decisions, one being forgetting to open a window before shooting at a groundhog.
If you post the Groundhog story as a review, I will approve it for site credit.
 

Pafor14

Stay safe and thirsty my friends
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Is there something wrong with a bowl and scissors? :unsure: I'm letting these locks run free baby! I'm almost at 70's pornstar level. At least the sideburns are. Hell yeah I've got sideburns now and nobody can say anything about it. I'm a victim of the circumstances.
Has a Rin Burgundy feel to it, you know.
 

Doubleyellow

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If you post the Groundhog story as a review, I will approve it for site credit.
Lol...that is so generous! I'm new here and with everything closed, I don't have much to write about lately.

Is it ok to include a picture without the hogs permission? I'm trying to think how to write it up, the hog didn't even give us her name, i'm not good with names anyway.
 

Doubleyellow

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I second the motion. All in favor,say "Aye"...
Lol, ok, ok. I don't know how it will come out, I'll give it a try later today, posted somewhere in PA. Some of the shit he did when he was treating himself with single distilled, cheap vodka seemed to me as unusual, to him it was within normal. Like the time he backed out of a bar, crossed the street and stopped only after he ran into the chicken wire fence In the neighbors yard. It got caught in his bumper and....later the next day....it was an easy crime to solve.
 

BigBob

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Any enterprising ladies offer a combo with a haircut? I would love to cut my exposure to half and take care of two needs at the same time, plus it would be really hot! I remember reading something like that many years ago.
 

njlefty

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Two haircuts in North Carolina.

Went to Great Clips.

Both gals were cute, based on what I could tell with the masks on.

This is what my life has been reduced to with this fucking virus.
 
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