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Girls vs Food

Uniquelyme

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This is really hard. Thankfully i don't have to choose. To give up Churrascaria, Steak, Lavraki,scallops. crab,lobster , baby back ribs, bacon, latin american food. A great burger. Or to give up a sexy Woman , a pretty Woman , great feeling pussy, a great rider, a gusher etc etc.

What a horrible decision to make.
 

AutomaticSlim

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This is really hard. Thankfully i don't have to choose. To give up Churrascaria, Steak, Lavraki,scallops. crab,lobster , baby back ribs, bacon, latin american food. A great burger. Or to give up a sexy Woman , a pretty Woman , great feeling pussy, a great rider, a gusher etc etc.

What a horrible decision to make.
Dude. Take the food. Nothing can replace that.
Churrascaria at Plataforma, or getting B/S'd at BDJ.
Choice is yours...
 

Don Hollinger

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...And that's why most middle aged men (and women) are overweight. Good food and drink, every day...instant gratification.

What's it going to be...3 slices from 2 bros or Hyuna from the Saranghae spa...$3 vs $300.
I enjoyed the cheap but great pizza in Manhattan far more than my spa visits. Women are everywhere, but a dollar slice--fuggedaboutit.

On the flip side, my CFs love me more for the food that I bring them than the exquisite lovemaking that I attempt to bestow upon them---
Part of the art of hobbying for me is figuring out their food preferences and bringing it in. Japchae, tacos, tiramisu or anything from Paris Baguette.
 

BIGBOB62

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Never heard of it (I guess was a New England thing), but yeah...looks like something I would have liked.
no- i dont think there were any in New England. their scheme was to bring northeast seafood to other parts of the country. I went to one in Minnesota and another in Atlanta when I was a kid.
 

chunfun

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Eating a meal prior to a session? The blood flow to your penis is competing with the increased blood flow to your stomach breaking down the food and processing by other vital organs.
Agreed, I try not to bone after a meal. Unless it's very light, like soup.
 

feetguy1

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I have lots of foreign customers, and sadly when they visit here I get asked to take them to American Institutions sometimes instead of somewhere decent. Hooters, Hard Rock, TGIF and Golden Corral are all what Japanese think of as American cuisine.
Yeah, that's sad. Personally, I avoid American Instititution resturants. I love authentic ethnic food resturants.
 

feetguy1

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Soes anyone remember this place?
Boston Sea Party. Very upscale seafood buffet. I think they served out prime rib too. Like a 70's 80's kinda place. the only good buffet i was ever at.
I like The Nordic Lodge in Charlestown, Rhode Island for the seafood buffet.
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feetguy1

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...And that's why most middle aged men (and women) are overweight. Good food and drink, every day...instant gratification.

What's it going to be...3 slices from 2 bros or Hyuna from the Saranghae spa...$3 vs $300.
I enjoyed the cheap but great pizza in Manhattan far more than my spa visits. Women are everywhere, but a dollar slice--fuggedaboutit.

On the flip side, my CFs love me more for the food that I bring them than the exquisite lovemaking that I attempt to bestow upon them---
Part of the art of hobbying for me is figuring out their food preferences and bringing it in. Japchae, tacos, tiramisu or anything from Paris Baguette.
I always go for the pepperoni with extra cheese.
 

metal rat

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IMHO. Give me pussy or give me death. Tony Bourdain RIP.
Tony Bourdain got me into this hobby, I saw an episode of him getting foot reflexology in Asia which intrigued me, so my search started, at the time I was a once a month visitor to Massage Envy, I found an amp, got quite a few massages before even realizing the girl was in play, she was always professional in session totally legit, until one day back in Jan 2014 for some reason I playinly touched her inner thigh, a minute later we are sucking each other’s tongue and then balls deep in standing K9, I ain’t looked back since. RIP Bourdain.
 

ookiierecto

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Tony Bourdain got me into this hobby, I saw an episode of him getting foot reflexology in Asia which intrigued me, so my search started, at the time I was a once a month visitor to Massage Envy, I found an amp, got quite a few massages before even realizing the girl was in play, she was always professional in session totally legit, until one day back in Jan 2014 for some reason I playinly touched her inner thigh, a minute later we are sucking each other’s tongue and then balls deep in standing K9, I ain’t looked back since. RIP Bourdain.
Miss Les Halles. Sitting at the bar, bottle of wine, admiring the talent while waiting for a table.
 

Doubleyellow

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If you had to choose one, which would it be?
And I don't mean starving to death.
I mean having to eat bland tasteless food that kept you perfectly healthy into old age, but gives you no pleasure at all. Like having to eat plain oatmeal, every meal, forever.

Honestly, when I think long and hard about it, I would choose having good food for the rest of my life.
Food has given me much more happiness over the course of my life.
I'd rather never get laid again than give up the food I love.

How about you?
slim, i got a hard-on reading all the responses, but I cant figure out if it was from reading all the food choices or from picturing Metal Rat balls deep in the masseuse he discovered was game.

a little help here, please…
 

HungryMonger

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So, is there something wrong with me then? Cause I swear I can’t operate unless I’ve had a proper meal beforehand. All that stuff about bloodflow only going to the stomach sounds like another myth :unsure:
 

mccovey

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Tony Bourdain got me into this hobby, I saw an episode of him getting foot reflexology in Asia which intrigued me, so my search started, at the time I was a once a month visitor to Massage Envy, I found an amp, got quite a few massages before even realizing the girl was in play, she was always professional in session totally legit, until one day back in Jan 2014 for some reason I playinly touched her inner thigh, a minute later we are sucking each other’s tongue and then balls deep in standing K9, I ain’t looked back since. RIP Bourdain.
Tony would be proud.
 

BIGBOB62

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So, is there something wrong with me then? Cause I swear I can’t operate unless I’ve had a proper meal beforehand. All that stuff about bloodflow only going to the stomach sounds like another myth :unsure:
Didn’t your mom ever tell you that you can’t go back in the water for an hour after eating lunch, because all the bloods in your stomach? And you’ll cramp up and drown?
 

Newtothescene

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If you had to choose one, which would it be?
And I don't mean starving to death.
I mean having to eat bland tasteless food that kept you perfectly healthy into old age, but gives you no pleasure at all. Like having to eat plain oatmeal, every meal, forever.

Honestly, when I think long and hard about it, I would choose having good food for the rest of my life.
Food has given me much more happiness over the course of my life.
I'd rather never get laid again than give up the food I love.

How about you?
I have passed the 60 milestone, somehow managing a lifetime relationship, getting kids through college and marriage and still having a mortgage free property, a nest egg and some steady income. my health is good and I have a member that will still salute an AMP girl 2-5 times a month.

Bottom line: I get to enjoy these two fine tastes pretty much when i want or need to. I'm one of the lucky ones, no doubt. There were plenty of struggles and hard work along the way but it really did fly bye. I am allowing myself to enjoy today, the here and now, in a guilt free manner. I love a good meal with a glass of wine but I also still enjoy to dine at the Y. Mangia!
 

mccovey

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I have passed the 60 milestone, somehow managing a lifetime relationship, getting kids through college and marriage and still having a mortgage free property, a nest egg and some steady income. my health is good and I have a member that will still salute an AMP girl 2-5 times a month.

Bottom line: I get to enjoy these two fine tastes pretty much when i want or need to. I'm one of the lucky ones, no doubt. There were plenty of struggles and hard work along the way but it really did fly bye. I am allowing myself to enjoy today, the here and now, in a guilt free manner. I love a good meal with a glass of wine but I also still enjoy to dine at the Y. Mangia!
Good glass of wine I believe goes well with dining at the Y !!! Follow it up with cannoli and espresso equals a perfect night .
 

metal rat

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If I walked into a kitchen hungry, with a full spread laid out of my favorite foods and there was a hot, naked Asian lovely inviting me to take her, perhaps I would starve to death. Hunger pangs are a muthafooker, but the male sex drive is also undeniable.
 
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