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FYI Virus can spread by Farts

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scubatoo

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Yesterday, I made my necessary visit to the grocery store. While going down one aisle it was apparent that someone had cut the cheese. My paranoia set in and I wondered if I could catch the Corona Virus from flatulence. So I had to research it when I got home. Answer: YES. Here is an excerpt:

The coronavirus is all over the news nowadays. It's gotten people very concerned about the potential of this virus. Now, things are about to go to another level of concerning.
Apparently, you can catch the coronavirus from someone's flatulence. Yes, if someone who had the virus were to cut the cheese in front of you, there's a chance that you could, in fact, catch the coronavirus.
I know, it sounds kind of humorous, but this isn't a joke. Health officials in Beijing have confirmed that this is possible. The good news is that while it is entirely possible for you to catch the coronavirus from someone's fart, it's not very likely for two reasons.

  1. You would have to get a good, close sniff. How close exactly? The article doesn't really specify. Maybe if you're riding in a car with the windows up?
  2. The person would have to be naked from the waist down. Pants and underwear act as a "fart shield"
It's safe to say that farts will not transmit the novel coronavirus, so long as everyone is wearing their pants. It's best to avoid places where pants aren't being worn like nude beaches. However, if the infected patient were not wearing their pants, and they were to break wind before you and you happen to take a close hard sniff, it's entirely possible you might get infected...and have a terrible stench lingering in your nostrils.

In all seriousness, the coronavirus is something that the CDC says "Americans should prepare for serious disruptions to their lives from the coronavirus here at home." It is something that we all should be aware of and know the signs and symptoms.
(Source: Global Times)

Wear your mask in public!!! Social distancing may not be good enough for airborne particles.
 
Pafor14

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What happens if you are 69ng and she breaks wind. You need a mask with a built in slit for your tongue. At least you can do. She can't wear a mask. Advsntsge: man
 
fffinster

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This post has got to be an April Fools joke. I found no reputable sources to confirm, only less than reputable web sites. Just because it is on the web, doesn't mean it is true. Look at some of the reviews on this website. :LOL:
If the virus were to somehow enter a persons anus, then it would be possible to transmit if made airborne via flatulence and someone took a close hard sniff. Since this virus is a respiratory virus, it is not very likely to reach the anus without some other circumstances, like coughing on or sucking a dick before it gets jammed in your ass.
 
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