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Funsize Luna?

Undercoverbrova

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Well, so since no one here had any info on her I decided to TOFFT tonight....and there is a reason that this is not a review.

She looked like Smeagol from TLOTR movies. No, legitimately....looked like a hobbit. The place was a mess(and its a very nice quiet neighborhood, so the squalor in which she was staying in didn't match) and I detected a hint of weed smoke in the air. I couldn't decide if she was special or not, she came nowhere close to her pics, and I got the fug up out of there!
 

CaptainBoner

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Pics look nice, sorry the real thing didn't match up. Thanks for TOFFT there and smart getting out.

Out of curiosity, did it look like she used old pictures or just straight up fake pics.
 

Undercoverbrova

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Pics look nice, sorry the real thing didn't match up. Thanks for TOFFT there and smart getting out.

Out of curiosity, did it look like she used old pictures or just straight up fake pics.
Neither. Just really good angles. And smart utilization of hair placement(as you see in the ad, there is no clear pic of her face)

TBF to her, I did go at 2:30 in the morning, so maybe she wasn't looking her best. But she didn't even try to look sexy. At all.
 

Doej2874

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Ad says Asian Latino in the headline then says native american mix... If that doesn't say "challenged" I dont know what does lol

You might have missed out on the best head ever. Hahaaha
 
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