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LDX

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If you are 19 and look younger, most places are going to be spooked. Come on man, you should be at college parties and using hookup apps at your age. Majority of guys going to amps are married or divorced, or don’t have time for dating. You have your whole life ahead of you!! Have fun and experiment, but I’d save your money while you are still young and free!
 

charliebrown

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Poor Kid. That generation was F___ed with the handling of Covid for young people. There is so serious dysfunctionality going on with this age bracket.
Honestly, I give the kid so effort for trying to find an easy piece of ass instead of staring at a video game.

He should be aware he will likely be with a woman his mothers and possibly grandmothers age.

Simple advice for this kid is get naked and lay down on your back. Find out how many times you can pop at 19.
 

LDX

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Poor Kid. That generation was F___ed with the handling of Covid for young people. There is so serious dysfunctionality going on with this age bracket.
Honestly, I give the kid so effort for trying to find an easy piece of ass instead of staring at a video game.

He should be aware he will likely be with a woman his mothers and possibly grandmothers age.

Simple advice for this kid is get naked and lay down on your back. Find out how many times you can pop at 19.
Lol, I thought about mentioning age too. Average age of most of these ladies is >50, especially in the burbs.

Maybe go and see Giselle at Infinity Spa in Philly. She is young, hot, perfect English/American-born, and very hygienic. Plus her limited menu is probably better for a first timer, no need to go crazy right away.
 

Santi5554

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If you are 19 and look younger, most places are going to be spooked. Come on man, you should be at college parties and using hookup apps at your age. Majority of guys going to amps are married or divorced, or don’t have time for dating. You have your whole life ahead of you!! Have fun and experiment, but I’d save your money while you are still young and free!
I’m a freshman at UD. Me and a couple of my friends made a “bucket list” of a bunch of dumb stuff we want to do in college and going to a massage parlor was one of them. We kinda gave up tho after reading all the replies I got hahaha
 

DelawareGuy

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I was 23 when I started this hobby. First place was an American place where you picked your therapist (these places don't exist anymore, at least not around here). I was young and naive, didn't know what to expect, but had a great first experience.

This was also when the internet was in its infancy. Had to find places in newspaper ads and bust out "mapquest" for directions :D

Any old-timers in here remember perusing ads in papers? I used to go through the News Journal and a couple of Philly area papers....and my personal favorite was the actual yellow pages in the phone book! I remember getting my new yearly phonebook and I'd immediately lookup "massage" in the yellow pages to see what listings were there. The good old days, lol
 

jtmobile

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I was 23 when I started this hobby. First place was an American place where you picked your therapist (these places don't exist anymore, at least not around here). I was young and naive, didn't know what to expect, but had a great first experience.

This was also when the internet was in its infancy. Had to find places in newspaper ads and bust out "mapquest" for directions :D

Any old-timers in here remember perusing ads in papers? I used to go through the News Journal and a couple of Philly area papers....and my personal favorite was the actual yellow pages in the phone book! I remember getting my new yearly phonebook and I'd immediately lookup "massage" in the yellow pages to see what listings were there. The good old days, lol
City Paper in Philly!
 

LUVARUB88

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Poor Kid. That generation was F___ed with the handling of Covid for young people. There is so serious dysfunctionality going on with this age bracket.
Honestly, I give the kid so effort for trying to find an easy piece of ass instead of staring at a video game.

He should be aware he will likely be with a woman his mothers and possibly grandmothers age.

Simple advice for this kid is get naked and lay down on your back. Find out how many times you can pop at 19.
At 19 … busting a nut while laying flat on my back… I’d be scared id shoot it in my eye…. lol.
 
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