Excuses to leave house

[hustlerguy7]

You're a grown man (i'm assuming)... just leave the house if you want to leave. Shouldn't need an excuse... what are you 12

 

[Pineneedles]

You're a grown man (i'm assuming)... just leave the house if you want to leave. Shouldn't need an excuse... what are you 12

Spoken like a single guy. lol

 

[Marginman]

Spoken like a single guy. lol

Exactly, or one who doesn't care if his relationship is over

 

[Ampzen]

My line: Going for massage.

 

[hustlerguy7]

Spoken like a single guy. lol

If you think thats funny you must find grown men cheating on their girlfriend/wife’s hilarious..

i forget how many despicable people there are

 

[hustlerguy7]

Exactly, or one who doesn't care if his relationship is over

Or u could, i dont know.... be a man and either a) dont cheat, b) tell them the truth, or c) leave the relationship. Not rocket science but to some of you it sure does seem like it

 

[pompom]

Always lies should carry some element of truth in it. Say the right location but for a different reason or say you are going for a massage for backpain so even if someone you know sees you, you can always say oh I didn’t know they do such things! lol

 

[GeneSeek]

sometimes the housewives will give me a smile .

you ever try to get a free session with one of these housewives?

 

[paco2888]

If you think thats funny you must find grown men cheating on their girlfriend/wife’s hilarious..

i forget how many despicable people there are

And yet, here you are among us! Don't trip on your way down from your pulpit...

 

[hustlerguy7]

And yet, here you are among us! Don't trip on your way down from your pulpit...

Havent found a way to leave earth yet. Let me know when you find a way

 

[Pineneedles]

Or u could, i dont know.... be a man and either a) dont cheat, b) tell them the truth, or c) leave the relationship. Not rocket science but to some of you it sure does seem like it

What do they say about people in glass houses…. lol

 

[P123446]

Going fishing

 

[123nwnj]

Going fishing

Its a great excuse afterwards why you need to jump in shower right away and put clothes in washing machine as well as the fishy smell on your hands

 

[Pineneedles]

Its a great excuse afterwards why you need to jump in shower right away and put clothes in washing machine as well as the fishy smell on your hands

Big what’s the excuse for the “fishy” breath?? lol

 

[error434]

Big what’s the excuse for the “fishy” breath?? lol

Joe forgot to pack a lunch. AGAIN!

 

[vladkb]

My wife works 18 on 18 off at hospital, and I travel at least three times a month, so I don't normally need any excuse. But I have used the Home Depot excuse in the past. That one is usually golden. She would never want to join me, and I can come home with nothing and she wouldn't even think twice. She may get snoopy when I'm always wearing my mongering uniform to go to HD, but oh well we cross that bridge when we get there, da?

 

[error434]

I don't usually have an issue with an excuse about going somewhere. But one time I was caught off guard when she asked where this weird size bottled water came from. Good thing I told her I was going to a local legit massage place a couple days before. LOL

 

[Marginman]

I don't usually have an issue with an excuse about going somewhere. But one time I was caught off guard when she asked where this weird size bottled water came from. Good thing I told her I was going to a local legit massage place a couple days before. LOL

Never take the water lol

 

[error434]

Never take the water lol

Hell yeah I learned. LOL

 

[vladkb]

I don't usually have an issue with an excuse about going somewhere. But one time I was caught off guard when she asked where this weird size bottled water came from. Good thing I told her I was going to a local legit massage place a couple days before. LOL

LMAO at the water! I was visiting my father near Atlantic City, and on my way there I stopped off at a place in Egg Harbor TWP. After funtime, I get the tiny water, and off I go to father's. He greets me at my car door, and sees the tiny water bottle, and knows I don't ever buy these, and asks "hey what are you rationing it?" Hah he's oblivious to where it came from, I just told him I was thirsty and got it at the Farley Plaza on the AC Expy. He laughed at me, this huge guy carrying this baby water. Maybe I should have given father a review of his local AMP and introduce him to the hobby!