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Excuses to leave house

firr

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Messages: 822
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#7
its nice being the outcast that i am , no stupid family members or friends , i can walk right past the crowded nail salon next to the spa or come the other way past the judo place and not care or worry who is watching me . sometimes the housewives will give me a smile .
 

error434

Too old to know better, too young to care
Messages: 423
Reviews: 23
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#17
I keep a HD and a Lowes bag with some odds and end in them in my car trunk. When I return home I head straight to the garage. Spray a little W-D 40 on my hands. Act busy for 10 minutes.
Since you're going to fiddle in the garage, might be even better to have an Autozone or Pepboys bag as well.
 

wisepole

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#19
A man had a good time with an amazing spinner girl While going home, stopped by Hobby Lobby, bought a box of blackboard chalk and put a lot all over him. When his wife asked why so late - he told her about this spinner he met and one thing led to other, etc. She took his hand held it up and said "Stop lying! Just fucking confess you again went to play pool".
 

Marginman

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#20
A man had a good time with an amazing spinner girl While going home, stopped by Hobby Lobby, bought a box of blackboard chalk and put a lot all over him. When his wife asked why so late - he told her about this spinner he met and one thing led to other, etc. She took his hand held it up and said "Stop lying! Just fucking confess you again went to play pool".
Years ago,
My friend met a provider.
Came home late.
His wife said where were you.
He told her the truth.
She said,no really ,where were you
His motto became "tell someone the truth and they wont believe you"
 
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