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Enjoying sex

charliebrown

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Ok guys, I am sorry, I need to go into even more detail.

Everyone is in agreement with the !%. It is amazing how many of you started discussing the one percent or better known as GILF club.

I wish the 80/20 rule would hold true for this category, but I would be very surprised if it did.

Of the 1% club that are hot, successful and rich women, how many of them would want to be with you? If the 80/20 rule is still in tact, your are at a 0.25% chance of having fun. My guess is that rule is more likely the 80/2 rule which brings a successful, civvie flirting flirting maniac at a 0.025% chance for success.

You guys spend your valuable resources and time searching for the golden goose of a woman while I follow @AutomaticSlim to the true land of honey.
 

Bit

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Ok guys, I am sorry, I need to go into even more detail.

Everyone is in agreement with the !%. It is amazing how many of you started discussing the one percent or better known as GILF club.

I wish the 80/20 rule would hold true for this category, but I would be very surprised if it did.

Of the 1% club that are hot, successful and rich women, how many of them would want to be with you? If the 80/20 rule is still in tact, your are at a 0.25% chance of having fun. My guess is that rule is more likely the 80/2 rule which brings a successful, civvie flirting flirting maniac at a 0.025% chance for success.

You guys spend your valuable resources and time searching for the golden goose of a woman while I follow @AutomaticSlim to the true land of honey.
CB - I think the real numbers get weighted against your normal life.

I ask this question knowing most of the guys on this board are older. What's more likely in a 50/50 scenario: An older guy finding a young, hot, slim horny, civie that is half his age (Slim's preferred girl)? Or finding a curvy accomplished woman that wants sex that around his own age or a little younger (my preferred girl)?

If you are an older accomplished guy you will always run into and attract older accomplished women that you don't have to pay by the hour to keep you entertained. They will trust you because of your accomplishments and the fact that you respect them and relate to them, which is the key to their boudoir. You'll also attract many younger ones (let's say late-20's/early-30's) that want inhabit your success orbit. Many of them are not even into commitment so you get free rides with these self-confident sex-loving women.

If you're less successful, that's okay, because there are less successful attractive women all over the place if you have good game with civies and not just spa girls. The cost of a moderate meal is the same as the spa, so they are a wash from a cost perspective. You'll still have to work a bit harder to gain their trust and separate yourself from the herd.

So no, I'm not in agreement with the convenience of the overused Pareto-principle (80/20 rule). No disrespect. I know you're an accomplished monger. I just think that water seeks its own level (50/50 scenario) 100-percent of the time.
 

charliebrown

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CB - I think the real numbers get weighted against your normal life.

I ask this question knowing most of the guys on this board are older. What's more likely in a 50/50 scenario: An older guy finding a young, hot, slim horny, civie that is half his age (Slim's preferred girl)? Or finding a curvy accomplished woman that wants sex that around his own age or a little younger (my preferred girl)?

If you are an older accomplished guy you will always run into and attract older accomplished women that you don't have to pay by the hour to keep you entertained. They will trust you because of your accomplishments and the fact that you respect them and relate to them, which is the key to their boudoir. You'll also attract many younger ones (let's say late-20's/early-30's) that want inhabit your success orbit. Many of them are not even into commitment so you get free rides with these self-confident sex-loving women.

If you're less successful, that's okay, because there are less successful attractive women all over the place if you have good game with civies and not just spa girls. The cost of a moderate meal is the same as the spa, so they are a wash from a cost perspective. You'll still have to work a bit harder to gain their trust and separate yourself from the herd.

So no, I'm not in agreement with the convenience of the overused Pareto-principle (80/20 rule). No disrespect. I know you're an accomplished monger. I just think that water seeks its own level (50/50 scenario) 100-percent of the time.
No disrespect taken. You opinion and yours are entirely different. If your 50/50 rule is true, all you have to do is walk up to any post menopausal woman (50+) and half of them would go to bed with you. Why are you even on this site?
 

AutomaticSlim

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BTW, in response to an excerpt of a recent comment on this thread, never ONCE have I had insomuch of a DELUSION of attaining a hot young civvie. Nor have I ever communicated otherwise. Hot young hookers suit me just fine, thank you very much.

PS.
Other than maybe pining about one day moving to a 3rd world country. But that is a long shot. And mostly just drunk talk.
 

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If your 50/50 rule is true, all you have to do is walk up to any post menopausal woman (50+) and half of them would go to bed with you.
"If?" - Not sure why this is hard for you to process. Water does seek it's own level. I'm sure you've heard that before or at least did that science experiment as a kid. And not all older women are post menopausal and even when some are, you would be surprised what they do to get their freak on! You act like it is trying to find a unicorn in the bush. Maybe you don't have an expansive social circle that sends girlfriends you way - Dunno. I meet women in my travels between the ages of 27-55 regularly. In case you really wondered about my stats when I used to track this stuff, my actual hit rate was over 85% with the women that were the most intelligent, successful, and took care of themselves. It dropped below 60% for women that were a bit less successful, but still doing good things for themselves. With the second group, many wished their men or their ex's would just get some Viagra and take interest in them. Their men didn't appreciate them, so I did. Definitely not rocket science here, but the results was better than even I expected. I don't seek out dumb women and maybe that's part of the success rate. Some were executives. Some were recording artists with published music. I think some of you guys are just afraid of talking to the hottest civies at a venue. I'm not.

Why are you even on this site?
I spend time on this site interacting with former SH mongers. They are funny as hell (@mikemendez 98 Mott, hilarious!). But that's not what you're asking, is it @charliebrown? I'm not sure why you are processing what I said as either (younger pay-for-play) / or (older civie). I've mongered long enough to know a several spa owners and plenty of the ladies that hail back to Flushing. Do that for a few years and you end up with Amp friends in about 15 states, dozens of UTR connections, freebies for training the new talent, etc. But it really is the same formula of treating the ladies nicely that brought me good things. I'll contribute on this site as I can and call out the members that can only see life in 2 dimensions.

Peace
 

Bit

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BTW, in response to an excerpt of a recent comment on this thread, never ONCE have I had insomuch of a DELUSION of attaining a hot young civvie. Nor have I ever communicated otherwise. Hot young hookers suit me just fine, thank you very much.

PS.
Other than maybe pining about one day moving to a 3rd world country. But that is a long shot. And mostly just drunk talk.
Your exploits would be legendary Slim. I can see you getting a bunch of women that conform to your standards and having a major rotation.
 

krideynyc

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You guys spend your valuable resources and time searching for the golden goose of a woman while I follow @AutomaticSlim to the true land of honey.
Some of us hunt the "Golden Goose" because it's still fun and challenging. All the while knowing that when the urge arises, and we don't find such a target, we always have the option of "land of honey" as a fallback. I prefer a "Golden Goose" over a paid provider, because it is that much more satisfying when it happens.
 

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Menopause? Doesn’t affect Asian women? Must not, just saying. Aren’t most or many amp women in menopausal age bracket? what gives? I know of one independent in particular, I’ll mention for the sake of conversation, she is late 40’s, could be early 50’s by now, looks mature, yet very attractive, doesn’t dress young etc etc, she usually gives me a top notch massage and blast off, every now and then she’ll lay down next to me after massage for more than a HJ, her choice, I don’t prompt her for FS, very sensual woman, she doesn’t lube her cat for activities, doesn’t need to, her juices moisten her cat, no lube can compete with natural female juices IMO. I have no idea if she went through menopause. Maybe, maybe not.
 

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Menopause? Doesn’t affect Asian women? Must not, just saying. Aren’t most or many amp women in menopausal age bracket? what gives? I know of one independent in particular, I’ll mention for the sake of conversation, she is late 40’s, could be early 50’s by now, looks mature, yet very attractive, doesn’t dress young etc etc, she usually gives me a top notch massage and blast off, every now and then she’ll lay down next to me after massage for more than a HJ, her choice, I don’t prompt her for FS, very sensual woman, she doesn’t lube her cat for activities, doesn’t need to, her juices moisten her cat, no lube can compete with natural female juices IMO. I have no idea if she went through menopause. Maybe, maybe not.
She is not a unicorn. She knows what she wants and she went after it. She is not alone. She likes sex (with you).

I'm thinking of a gushing 50-year old non-asian civie that is into multiple rounds - Like 6 or 7, sometimes more.

I'm thinking of a former Asian ATF that moved away that is now 49. When she visited a few months ago, the cat was dripping.

I found my self at a legit spot trying to soothe my muscles, and somehow connected with an older 50+ therapist who took great care of herself. It all just clicked and she was a wild woman and totally moist. No tip required.

Most amps are filled with older women. They are doing fine and still making some believe they are younger than they are. The natural moistness helps when the connection is authentic.
 

redhothotrod

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couple of months ago I had 50 year reunion with my student friends- male and female- who i had not seen in almost 40 years...oh my gosh !...while most of us guys still looked pretty handsome as old geezers...my former "girl friends" all looked like dried out apples...so sad ! and most of them were not even charming....did not make any efforts to look a bit more attractive..so what i am saying is simply this: older women are not attractive to me ( and they know that ..so not really attracted to me...though i look still quite handsome and would be quite a catch..but simply not with them ) Hence I only go to attractive younger women..even if they expect to get paid by me.. I just don't care: I rather have sex with a beautiful woman than with an old sack of potatoes no matter how many O's she still manages to produce: I refuse to close my eyes !
 

redhothotrod

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Sucks to be them. The Chad types won't want to get married. No need to when young, hot poon is throwing itself at you. At least in the 80s, girls were still smart enough to lock in a hubby when they were hot.

When they turn 30 (or maybe sooner), those girls will realize they're not so attractive anymore and then regret no looking harder for a husband when they were hot.
If still single at 35, their chances of finding a husband will nosedive and they'll start turning into hardcore feminists.
If still single at 40, they'll start going to pussy-hat rallies and dabbling in lesbianism.
If still single at 50, they'll turn into cat ladies.
If still single at 60....er….no one gives a shit.
we used this metaphor: a woman is like the earth: at 20 she is like Africa..half explored; at 30 like India warm luxurious, mysterious; at 40 like the US technically perfect; at 50 as Europe all in ruins; at 60 like Siberia: everyone knows where it is but nobody wants to go there
 

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we used this metaphor: a woman is like the earth: at 20 she is like Africa..half explored; at 30 like India warm luxurious, mysterious; at 40 like the US technically perfect; at 50 as Europe all in ruins; at 60 like Siberia: everyone knows where it is but nobody wants to go there
What comes after Siberia?
couple of months ago I had 50 year reunion with my student friends- male and female
It sounds like the women there were about 70 years old.
 

redhothotrod

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yes they were..but going back to the original question i just read....always an intriguing one for mongers and though i really don't belong in that category like most of you....since the LOML ( 5 years now) is a FS mamasan ( be it exclusive and expensive; but sexually kind of a late bloomer: 30's) I of course asked her....Her answer is that it all depends on the customer: when attractively handsome AND skilled she enjoys it as well as her fellow providers...otherwise: " it's just a job to make money". A " positive" physical response is often unavoidable ( and in a way sign of healthiness) but mostly compartmentalized and forgotten....Yet any real pleasurable experience is genuinely appreciated and when acknowledged as such should be appreciated by the customer and not be dismissed too quickly as fake. After all these girls are real human beings !
 

charliebrown

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@Bit 27 to 55 is mostly pre-menopausal. You seem to comprehend the level of water as a PhD in physics but you cannot comprehend what a TYPICAL post menopausal woman looks like. When you start hitting up 50 to 75 year old women at an 85% success rate, then you can tell me I am wrong about POST MENOPAUSAL WOMEN!!!!!
 
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