AMP Reviews
  • You asked and we delivered! AMPReviews now provides the option to upgrade to VIP access via paid subscription as an alternative to writing your own reviews. VIP Access allows you to read all the hidden content within member-submitted reviews AND gives access to private VIP-only forums in each city. You can upgrade your account INSTANTLY by visiting the Account Upgrades page in your own user profile and using a valid credit card to purchase a subscription. You can get to this page by clicking the link in any review, by clicking the red "See the Details Now" banner on the home page, and by clicking the Purchase Private Details link in the navbar at the top of every page

doll house

Uniquelyme

Review Contributor
Messages: 7,826
Reviews: 164
Joined
#21
On occasion most of my times at dh been good trying to find a asian equivalent to dollhouse.

That’s why I be saying only Asians cause I’m so used to Latina fasthouses im tired of fucking them cuz the service is not usually the best but in general just tired of latinas
Word u shouldn't expect service to be great at fasthouses. If you take 30mins it should improve a bit.
 

chrisking000

Registered Member
Messages: 9
Joined
#22
Same boat, had some family things last Aug. When I tried to get back in, I was removed. Even donated to Admins legal fees.
I tried to hit up Joker but he’s not too responsive and said there was a new chat.
That was where we left off.
thanks in advanced if you do reach out to them
It's just crazy because there is no way to get back in or in contact, it's like they cut the parachute during a skydive lol.....especially because tax refund about to come in
 

Rombulous

Check It
Messages: 1,421
Reviews: 1
Joined
#24
On occasion most of my times at dh been good trying to find a asian equivalent to dollhouse.

That’s why I be saying only Asians cause I’m so used to Latina fasthouses im tired of fucking them cuz the service is not usually the best but in general just tired of latinas
Fake rubber hydrogen oxide booty
"Hurry upppp pappiiii pleassseeee there's no time left"
"Don't squeeze I'm sensitive" (botched breast job)
"No no nonooooooooo negrrrrosssssssss"
NO BLACK SORRY
"No papi you put too much lube"
$40 extra to take off top
$20 extra for more than 2 positions
NO BBJ
No this, no that, no no no no
"No papi i'm tired you pay more moneyyyyyyy you taking too looooongg"
"NO PAPI I DON'T DO THAT"
"NONONNONONONONONONO"
 

Uniquelyme

Review Contributor
Messages: 7,826
Reviews: 164
Joined
#25
Yeah I asked because I've been trying to find out about what's going on ever since it was raided and in the chat we were still figuring out things, I got into a bad car accident and was in a coma for 3 weeks and when I finally got better I wasn't in the group chat anymore right when I got the hook up with Carols, you can ask Hebrew, Joker, Godfather and Goku about me, I should still be verifiable

Just trying to get back in, thanks for the info though
Same boat, had some family things last Aug. When I tried to get back in, I was removed. Even donated to Admins legal fees.
I tried to hit up Joker but he’s not too responsive and said there was a new chat.
That was where we left off.
thanks in advanced if you do reach out to them
I'll ask about you @chrisking000. Nobody vouched for Gladiator yet. I'll let u know.
 

Uniquelyme

Review Contributor
Messages: 7,826
Reviews: 164
Joined
#26
Fake rubber hydrogen oxide booty
"Hurry upppp pappiiii pleassseeee there's no time left"
"Don't squeeze I'm sensitive" (botched breast job)
"No no nonooooooooo negrrrrosssssssss"
NO BLACK SORRY
"No papi you put too much lube"
$40 extra to take off top
$20 extra for more than 2 positions
NO BBJ
No this, no that, no no no no
"No papi i'm tired you pay more moneyyyyyyy you taking too looooongg"
"NO PAPI I DON'T DO THAT"
"NONONNONONONONONONO"
But some dudes love that shit :p
 

Rombulous

Check It
Messages: 1,421
Reviews: 1
Joined
#27
But some dudes love that shit :p
It's not cute.

Who wants to hear all that bullshit from a 47 year old saggy gunt Abuela with 300 rounds of botox that look like she was repaired by Dr. Humberto Omegatron at the Diesel Engine Depot. Bitches looking like they were reassembled in Cybertron after getting their body ravaged by blood hounds heavy artillery and Uranium bombs. Looking like a Frankstein creation from 3 different cadavers. Surgery scars under her ass cheeks , breasts and a triple C-section line like she rested on an undetonated C4 mortar.

AND on top of all this have nerve to have an attitude.
 

Thirstkage

Just a black man looking for big booty Asian women
Messages: 262
Reviews: 5
Joined
#28
Fake rubber hydrogen oxide booty
"Hurry upppp pappiiii pleassseeee there's no time left"
"Don't squeeze I'm sensitive" (botched breast job)
"No no nonooooooooo negrrrrosssssssss"
NO BLACK SORRY
"No papi you put too much lube"
$40 extra to take off top
$20 extra for more than 2 positions
NO BBJ
No this, no that, no no no no
"No papi i'm tired you pay more moneyyyyyyy you taking too looooongg"
"NO PAPI I DON'T DO THAT"
"NONONNONONONONONONO"
you got my laughing and saying amen at the gym

It’s a little weird that’s exactly how they say it 40 extra for top off come quick papi please hit the nail right on the head
 

Gladiator

Registered Member
Messages: 9
Joined
#29
It's not cute.

Who wants to hear all that bullshit from a 47 year old saggy gunt Abuela with 300 rounds of botox that look like she was repaired by Dr. Humberto Omegatron at the Diesel Engine Depot. Bitches looking like they were reassembled in Cybertron after getting their body ravaged by blood hounds heavy artillery and Uranium bombs. Looking like a Frankstein creation from 3 different cadavers. Surgery scars under her ass cheeks , breasts and a triple C-section line like she rested on an undetonated C4 mortar.

AND on top of all this have nerve to have an attitude.
LMFAOOOOO wow
 

Thirstkage

Just a black man looking for big booty Asian women
Messages: 262
Reviews: 5
Joined
#30
you got my laughing and saying amen at the gym
It's not cute.

Who wants to hear all that bullshit from a 47 year old saggy gunt Abuela with 300 rounds of botox that look like she was repaired by Dr. Humberto Omegatron at the Diesel Engine Depot. Bitches looking like they were reassembled in Cybertron after getting their body ravaged by blood hounds heavy artillery and Uranium bombs. Looking like a Frankstein creation from 3 different cadavers. Surgery scars under her ass cheeks , breasts and a triple C-section line like she rested on an undetonated C4 mortar.

AND on top of all this have nerve to have an attitude.
My asian nigga said these birches look like their built in cybertron I’m done for the forums tonight
 

Uniquelyme

Review Contributor
Messages: 7,826
Reviews: 164
Joined
#31
It's not cute.

Who wants to hear all that bullshit from a 47 year old saggy gunt Abuela with 300 rounds of botox that look like she was repaired by Dr. Humberto Omegatron at the Diesel Engine Depot. Bitches looking like they were reassembled in Cybertron after getting their body ravaged by blood hounds heavy artillery and Uranium bombs. Looking like a Frankstein creation from 3 different cadavers. Surgery scars under her ass cheeks , breasts and a triple C-section line like she rested on an undetonated C4 mortar.

AND on top of all this have nerve to have an attitude.
My guy you and I know that. But these dudes love em lmaooooo

I dont go to cdps. Every once and a while a sexy chick will be there but its rare. And great service to boot even more rare.

But the dudes like 12min fucks with these pros.
 

Yousa

Registered Member
Messages: 15
Joined
#38
Fake rubber hydrogen oxide booty
"Hurry upppp pappiiii pleassseeee there's no time left"
"Don't squeeze I'm sensitive" (botched breast job)
"No no nonooooooooo negrrrrosssssssss"
NO BLACK SORRY
"No papi you put too much lube"
$40 extra to take off top
$20 extra for more than 2 positions
NO BBJ
No this, no that, no no no no
"No papi i'm tired you pay more moneyyyyyyy you taking too looooongg"
"NO PAPI I DON'T DO THAT"
"NONONNONONONONONONO"
Once I hear "papi" at an LMP I know I'm dealing with a con artist.
 

Serboc

Registered Member
Messages: 54
Reviews: 1
Joined
#40
Fake rubber hydrogen oxide booty
"Hurry upppp pappiiii pleassseeee there's no time left"
"Don't squeeze I'm sensitive" (botched breast job)
"No no nonooooooooo negrrrrosssssssss"
NO BLACK SORRY
"No papi you put too much lube"
$40 extra to take off top
$20 extra for more than 2 positions
NO BBJ
No this, no that, no no no no
"No papi i'm tired you pay more moneyyyyyyy you taking too looooongg"
"NO PAPI I DON'T DO THAT"
"NONONNONONONONONONO"
Lmao I
 
Top