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Do you hobby on Valentines Day?

AutomaticSlim

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Valentine's day is a easy civie day. You cheapskates can buy a few flowers and a meal for someone on this one day.

Then, you can hit an Amp the day after.
Flowers and a meal isn't going to work for everyone.

For some of us, a Lexus and a mink coat still won't work. Paying by the hour gets the job done, though...God bless escorts.
 

Srhsrh

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Most pretty ladies are already taken. The single ones will get offers from multiple men. Only the ugly fat bitches don't get asked out and I ain't about to do it.
The best thing about spa life is never having to deal with fat smelly women as sex partners. That hanging belly is an erection killer.
 

Koondog

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Went to a popular spa yesterday. The girl I saw told me 2 customers gave her roses and chocolates. Grabbed my face and asked why there was nothing from me.

I said 'are you my girlfriend'?

lol let the other guys be the suckers. Doesn't get me anywhere.
 

Srhsrh

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Went to a popular spa yesterday. The girl I saw told me 2 customers gave her roses and chocolates. Grabbed my face and asked why there was nothing from me.

I said 'are you my girlfriend'?

lol let the other guys be the suckers. Doesn't get me anywhere.
Not true for me. I brought in a rose for each girl in the shop and sushi platter yesterday, and my girl blew me in the TS for first time ever, and I got impromptu 4 hand massage visits from the others the rest of the time I was in. What doesn't work for you might not be the present as much as it is how you present yourself though. Some guys could bring in Luis Vitton and still get stiffed. A present sincerely given with no expectation of a reward often works.
 

Koondog

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Not true for me. I brought in a rose for each girl in the shop and sushi platter yesterday, and my girl blew me in the TS for first time ever, and I got impromptu 4 hand massage visits from the others the rest of the time I was in. What doesn't work for you might not be the present as much as it is how you present yourself though. Some guys could bring in Luis Vitton and still get stiffed. A present sincerely given with no expectation of a reward often works.
I already receive the highest quality service you can get from a girl from her. We chat a lot and she likes me but still won't agree to meet outside. If that changed I just might have given her those roses. But nah, treat me as any old customer and I won't go out of my way with the gifts.
 

Leo122

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I think if you are free hobbying on the holidays gets you the best service and like some said, its usually slower. So why not!? Treat yourself!
 

Uniquelyme

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Went to a popular spa yesterday. The girl I saw told me 2 customers gave her roses and chocolates. Grabbed my face and asked why there was nothing from me.

I said 'are you my girlfriend'?

lol let the other guys be the suckers. Doesn't get me anywhere.
Agreed. You do that shit to girls you dont pay to have sex with you.

I wouldve been a bit nicer though. Wouldve said baby i only buy roses for gfs.
 
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