Can’t Make This Stuff Up

[johnnyenagain]

Had a hot pot lunch yesterday at the New World Mall with a friend of mine and decided to do the Roosevelt Avenue stroll afterwards. Quite a few providers out looking for customers. One young Asian woman stops me and asks me if I want massage. I politely said not today and started to walk away when she grabs my arm and says you want Boom Boom ? I almost broke out laughing. What ever happened to discretion ? Next I expected her to say “me so horny love you long time “ I just shook my head and continued on my way .

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Had a hot pot lunch yesterday at the New World Mall with a friend of mine and decided to do the Roosevelt Avenue stroll afterwards. Quite a few providers out looking for customers. One young Asian woman stops me and asks me if I want massage. I politely said not today and started to walk away when she grabs my arm and says you want Boom Boom ? I almost broke out laughing. What ever happened to discretion ? Next I expected her to say “me so horny love you long time “ I just shook my head and continued on my way .

Did a kid on a moped then ride up and steal your camera?

 

[WhiteT]

If she looks good, I don’t mind. The look and accent when the girls say “you want boom boom?” makes me want to follow them upstairs every time.

 

[AmituofoNY]

Engaging/replying and saying "not today" actually has a fair bit of signal in it. You weren't an innocent bystander

 

[danny127]

I got a hot little Asian on 88 and Rosey last week. It took me a couple minutes to
get hard and she said "O sleepy today"

On the way out I said you get a lot of Spanish guys here

She said I love Spanish guys

Bip bip bip bip ...done

 

[johnnyenagain]

Engaging/replying and saying "not today" actually has a fair bit of signal in it. You weren't an innocent bystander

I haven’t been innocent in about 50 years

 

[Ankle_Socks]

I got a hot little Asian on 88 and Rosey last week. It took me a couple minutes to
get hard and she said "O sleepy today"

On the way out I said you get a lot of Spanish guys here

She said I love Spanish guys

Bip bip bip bip ...done

"O sleepy today"

 

[OnTheRoad]

I haven’t been innocent in about 50 years

Best reply of the thread

 

[이 회장님]

Every time I walk into the New World Mall, I think of our lovely Vera verbally torturing me for an hour in front of Sally and all of the AW girls.

Me: “Sally, what is Vera saying?”
Sally: “Don’t worry brother, enjoy your food.”

Umm, okaaaay. lol.

 

[#six]

Had a hot pot lunch yesterday at the New World Mall with a friend of mine and decided to do the Roosevelt Avenue stroll afterwards. Quite a few providers out looking for customers. One young Asian woman stops me and asks me if I want massage. I politely said not today and started to walk away when she grabs my arm and says you want Boom Boom ? I almost broke out laughing. What ever happened to discretion ? Next I expected her to say “me so horny love you long time “ I just shook my head and continued on my way .

This is why these girls are a step above barn yard animals

 

[#six]

Had a hot pot lunch yesterday at the New World Mall with a friend of mine and decided to do the Roosevelt Avenue stroll afterwards. Quite a few providers out looking for customers. One young Asian woman stops me and asks me if I want massage. I politely said not today and started to walk away when she grabs my arm and says you want Boom Boom ? I almost broke out laughing. What ever happened to discretion ? Next I expected her to say “me so horny love you long time “ I just shook my head and continued on my way .

Also the 109th is the worst of the worst as far as NYPD

 

[Bishop]

I got a hot little Asian on 88 and Rosey last week. It took me a couple minutes to
get hard and she said "O sleepy today"

On the way out I said you get a lot of Spanish guys here

She said I love Spanish guys

Bip bip bip bip ...done

Got the sleepy comment once haha. She even suggested not eating fried chicken. Got it to work after a few.

 

[Swann]

Every time I walk into the New World Mall, I think of our lovely Vera verbally torturing me for an hour in front of Sally and all of the AW girls.

Me: “Sally, what is Vera saying?”
Sally: “Don’t worry brother, enjoy your food.”

Umm, okaaaay. lol.

Thats right! you actually met them in the mall! If you didnt know, that place is a hotspot for fast houses. i know its not your style but im mentioning it cause small world huh, lol

 

[husky_bear]

Thats right! you actually met them in the mall! If you didnt know, that place is a hotspot for fast houses. i know its not your style but im mentioning it cause small world huh, lol

where in new world mall are the girls? fast house?

 

[jfox987]

Every time I walk into the New World Mall, I think of our lovely Vera verbally torturing me for an hour in front of Sally and all of the AW girls.

Me: “Sally, what is Vera saying?”
Sally: “Don’t worry brother, enjoy your food.”

Umm, okaaaay. lol.

whats the story?

 

[이 회장님]

whats the story?

I posted a negative review about her two years ago. A week later, I bump into her at a hot pot place in Flushing. Several months later, I bump into her at the New World Mall. lol.

 

[jfox987]

I posted a negative review about her two years ago. A week later, I bump into her at a hot pot place in Flushing. Several months later, I bump into her at the New World Mall. lol.

lol

 

[Bmuncher]

Engaging/replying and saying "not today" actually has a fair bit of signal in it. You weren't an innocent bystander

♪ When the rain washes you clean you will know ♪

 

[steve987.414]

Thats right! you actually met them in the mall! If you didnt know, that place is a hotspot for fast houses. i know its not your style but im mentioning it cause small world huh, lol

I just did a tour of than entire mall(next to the macys), i saw nothing resembling a fasthouse, not even an amp in there. Did i go to the right place?Are their two new world malls??

 

[themonger21]

I just did a tour of than entire mall(next to the macys), i saw nothing resembling a fasthouse, not even an amp in there. Did i go to the right place?Are their two new world malls??

I'm pretty sure he meant that he ran into one of the girls at the mall and such girl works in a fast house near New World. There's no fast house inside the mall lol.