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Bizarre Experience

Dogguy83

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had a similar experience, she was grinding and wanted me to put it in..... no cover so I refused. She got pissed..... It was really hot and later I wished i did it.
It’s a fine line and have argued with myself many a sleepless night..should I? Shouldn’t I? Do I want to explain and support a kid at my age? Do I want to get an STD? Do I want to be accused of a crime? Versus, “damn! She wants me to bang her, right now!”
 

joebelfonte

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It’s a fine line and have argued with myself many a sleepless night..should I? Shouldn’t I? Do I want to explain and support a kid at my age? Do I want to get an STD? Do I want to be accused of a crime? Versus, “damn! She wants me to bang her, right now!”
Yea, ultimately the correct decision was made. But damn.... it was really hot and she wasn't faking.
 

kantuchdis

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Always amazes me the guilt and worry guys carry with them while climbing into their cars, drive to the AMP, park carefully far way but close enough, creep toward the door and sneak inside hoping no one saw them, drop their pants and hope for nirvana, then fret every second of what just happened.

Guys with high levels of anxiety should just stay home and build bird houses. Guys who want adventure should go forth and explore.
 

Doubleyellow

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Always amazes me the guilt and worry guys carry with them while climbing into their cars, drive to the AMP, park carefully far way but close enough, creep toward the door and sneak inside hoping no one saw them, drop their pants and hope for nirvana, then fret every second of what just happened.

Guys with high levels of anxiety should just stay home and build bird houses. Guys who want adventure should go forth and explore.
This one is pretty straight forward.

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Dogguy83

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Always amazes me the guilt and worry guys carry with them while climbing into their cars, drive to the AMP, park carefully far way but close enough, creep toward the door and sneak inside hoping no one saw them, drop their pants and hope for nirvana, then fret every second of what just happened.

Guys with high levels of anxiety should just stay home and build bird houses. Guys who want adventure should go forth and explore.
Damn Catholic upbringing....
 

Dogguy83

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Dogguy83 thanks for sharing...I can certainly understand why you were thinking wtf?...but it was funny to read. Was it a place where it was only you and the provider?, or wasn't she concerned about the other providers/customers hearing her?
Just me and the provider I guess. There always seems to be a second provider cooking something pungent behind a closed door or yelling into a phone or doing that phlegm clearing noise, but I didn’t see, hear, or smell anyone else that day
 

PapaChen

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Ok, many of you reading this are going to call BS, but this absolutely happened at a Harrisburg area AMP. It started with the provider being very friendly with lots of teasing. I tried OTC roaming, all good. UTC? No problem, she pulled bra up for full access. At this point, the towel is on the floor and she’s giving Sgt. Stiffy her full attention. I was thrilled. I was playing with her butt and slipped my hand inside her yoga pants. She stood up at that, and dropped her pants to the floor and climbed onto the table and started grinding and doing this high-pitched moan/crying noise. I was starting to get freaked out. Then she tried to climb aboard and I was like WHOA! No cover, no way! I scooted out from underneath her and tried to explain that I would need a cover. Then it was like she threw a tantrum, eyes closed and muttering something in Chinese with an occasional wail thrown in. I was totally freaked and went to get dressed. All of her drama then immediately stopped and she said “no want to finish?” I said I had to go. She started to get dressed and said “I like you, see you next time” I was like WTF just happened here? I have not returned. Anyone ever experience anything like that? I assume it was all an act but why? Do Asian guys like to hear their women cry and wail? The whole thing was totally bizarre.
Don’t knock it, till you try it. That’s all I’m saying.
 

poodiepie

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Always amazes me the guilt and worry guys carry with them while climbing into their cars, drive to the AMP, park carefully far way but close enough, creep toward the door and sneak inside hoping no one saw them, drop their pants and hope for nirvana, then fret every second of what just happened.

Guys with high levels of anxiety should just stay home and build bird houses. Guys who want adventure should go forth and explore.
I feel like in some cases anxiety keeps you safe, when you get complacent that's when stupid stuff happens.
 
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