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Birthday Month. Looking for Catholic lineups for May

CatholicGentlemen

Cute Petite Catholic providers are Best
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Hello my fellow Hobbyist,
My birthday is coming up and im looking for any quality catholic providers. All reccomendations are welcomed
 

randar

Always Looking!
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Are you familiar with the Monty Python classic film: "The Meaning of Life"?
The seventh song in the film may clue you in to the value of a Catholic girl.
 

Plat122

Review Contributor
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Only if he's a priest.
It was an understanding that Catholic girls and women will take it up the Butt, and become very proficient at oral sex, so that they are technically virgins when they get married. So sexually we are a bit jack up. When you look at porn from the 70s the boys are all Jewish and the girls are all Catholic.
 

Waterboy

Hero of the stupid
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It was an understanding that Catholic girls and women will take it up the Butt, and become very proficient at oral sex, so that they are technically virgins when they get married. So sexually we are a bit jack up. When you look at porn from the 70s the boys are all Jewish and the girls are all Catholic.
Interesting. Perhaps OP will clarify his intended meaning.
 

Ghostrider

Swell!
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It was an understanding that Catholic girls and women will take it up the Butt, and become very proficient at oral sex, so that they are technically virgins when they get married. So sexually we are a bit jack up. When you look at porn from the 70s the boys are all Jewish and the girls are all Catholic.

Not even close.
 
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