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Becoming a masseuse to massage hot girls

AsacSchrader

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Instead of getting massage, has anyone thought about becoming a masseuse in order to massage hot girls obviously every thing is implied? This Chinese guy known as the Donger goes up to random cute girls in NYC and massages them in public or invites them back to his basement




This could change your mongering life.
 

medroogies

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Dicey prospect. I once was messing with this divorcee who'd remarried.
Part of the reason she cheated on her new husband was he was a freaking Oompa Loompa (no kidding, he was fat and short). The other was that, after her first divorce, she was feeling down. A friend recommended a masseur. She got him and and said it was the best massage she ever had.
Then, on the third visit, he started 'touching' and it led to full service. She asked her friend about 'was this why you recommended him' and she said "yes all the wives use him". Of course, that kind of chilled her out on him, as the other wives were....um...not so hott. She was DAMN fine, even at 45 she was still rocking (and fucked like an energizer bunny). The masseur introduced her to anal and she took to it like a champ. But once she knew what was going on, she kinda flipped a little. First stopped using him, then went bonkers having affairs on her new husband (who she married for cash...but really because he got her pregnant, she as a no cover pro).

So you're a masseur. You start messing with the hot ones. Then the uglies want it too. And if you don't - boy that can be trouble.
 

Ocdjoe

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yeah....life ain't a trickyspa porno. you can keep dreaming.

maybe you can go to school and become a gyno so you can see and touch tits and pussy for a living and convince them that your penis is the answer to their problems. oh that's a porno too.
 

Supremeangel

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Instead of getting massage, has anyone thought about becoming a masseuse in order to massage hot girls obviously every thing is implied? This Chinese guy known as the Donger goes up to random cute girls in NYC and massages them in public or invites them back to his basement




This could change your mongering life.
I am a massage therapist been practicing for 12 years now you massage all types of woman some are hot some not comes with the territory.
 

ClickKink

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Eeeeeh. It doesn't really work like that. If you like to give massages, maybe go to kink and/or swinger events where things being sexualized (or at least erotic or sensual) is the expectation.
 

schweppes

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I’ve considered doing this as a private side hobby to make extra cash. I’m a talented self-taught masseur, as my past lovers and some friends have told me over the years. How would one get started, and how could they remain under the radar?
 

Combomealsinc

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I’ve considered doing this as a private side hobby to make extra cash. I’m a talented self-taught masseur, as my past lovers and some friends have told me over the years. How would one get started, and how could they remain under the radar?
im totally spitballing here, make business cards, give them to girls at the gym?
 

hohohokus

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How about this: for someone who isn't you, but is a totally different masseur who has been working for about 10 years, how frequently would you say this other person would have done HE, ST, and extras? Let's say that unlike you, this other guy is open to doing this every time the chance comes up
 

Tico1

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BTW, you do know that you have to be licensed in nys to give massages. You're breaking the law if you give massages and get paid for it without having a license. I'm not sure if this is enforced.
 

PRZ

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yeah....life ain't a trickyspa porno. you can keep dreaming.

maybe you can go to school and become a gyno so you can see and touch tits and pussy for a living and convince them that your penis is the answer to their problems. oh that's a porno too.
A friend of mine is a gyno . I asked him once about how it was on a typical routine day. He told me that if you can stomach looking at and treating yeast infected vaginas for 60+ hrs. a week , then it’s a good living .
 

Uniquelyme

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A friend of mine is a gyno . I asked him once about how it was on a typical routine day. He told me that if you can stomach looking at and treating yeast infected vaginas for 60+ hrs. a week , then it’s a good living .
My gf and prior gfs have all agreed. Gynos seem like weirdos .
 
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