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naterz

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Just curious, is your SO that suspicious of you mongering? Can't you just say you are going out for a while? Do you have to have such an elaborate plan? Sounds like there are trust issues, no?
I know a lot of places are closed and it might be awkward to just "go out" but if there is complete trust in the relationship, why would she care where or what you are doing?
Just go out and have fun. The soaps aren't that noticeable are they? Change of clothes? why? It's just a 2 hour with commute time investment.

Just my two cents but I think you are reading too much into this? Good luck.
You would be surprised how much your SO notices especially when it becomes a repetative occurence.
As to me i was able to get a job tutoring which works great since you can say smells come from other home and times are more varied. And there are a few messaging apps that have the ability tobmake the text conversations private for when you connect with a provider.
 

OlderGuy77

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I’m more concerned with heavy handed government officials. Contact tracing could get subpoena power if the government gets carried away and calling ahead could haunt you. Sounds a bit far out but hacking into phone records could cause real fear
 

herrwaldorivera

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The soaps aren't that noticeable.
never has somebody been more wrong. : )

i've been amazed too many times to count when an SO calls out a foreign scent on me. smells i never noticed get called out by name. thankfully i only do this when i don't have an SO so there has always been an acceptable explanation. showered at friends... after gym... new soap... leftover hotel soap... etc.
 

SJ_Jav

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never has somebody been more wrong. : )

i've been amazed too many times to count when an SO calls out a foreign scent on me. smells i never noticed get called out by name. thankfully i only do this when i don't have an SO so there has always been an acceptable explanation. showered at friends... after gym... new soap... leftover hotel soap... etc.
This! I saw one recently that uses some kind of essential oil body wash or lotion and I could smell it strong on my clothes on the drive home. Had to bury that shit in the laundry hamper and take an extra shower when I got home.
 

Jeffrey2018

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This! I saw one recently that uses some kind of essential oil body wash or lotion and I could smell it strong on my clothes on the drive home. Had to bury that shit in the laundry hamper and take an extra shower when I got home.
Make sure to watch out for glitter too my dudes. Scents you can smell but glitter is hardly noticeable in the car mirror. Some of the providers use lotion with glitter on it and that does get into your face and body. Just take a quick ass shower when you get home and use one of those Korean scrubs to get rid of the scent and glitter.
 

SaltyCatBear

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This! I saw one recently that uses some kind of essential oil body wash or lotion and I could smell it strong on my clothes on the drive home. Had to bury that shit in the laundry hamper and take an extra shower when I got home.
That juliet scent that is stuck even after 2 showers and 3 coatings of lotion.
 

SJ_Jav

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Make sure to watch out for glitter too my dudes. Scents you can smell but glitter is hardly noticeable in the car mirror. Some of the providers use lotion with glitter on it and that does get into your face and body. Just take a quick ass shower when you get home and use one of those Korean scrubs to get rid of the scent and glitter.
Good call but so far I've only had to worry about glitter from the strip clubs. Lol
 

Silveravenger247

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Make use of various hotel toiletries at home so that unfamiliar scents become commonplace. Or since travel has been down, just switch up the soaps/lotions/etc. from time to time. For those who can no longer go to the gym, take up outdoor activities like jogging/biking. Bring back takeout curry afterward.
Those are some serious pro tips homie! Thx
 
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