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A THAI MASSAGE?

Gentle Jim

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One of those seedy massage parlors opened up across my kid’s school.
After couple of months of outrage and protesting. We finally did it and closed that school down.

A man goes into a Massage Parlor for his first Thai Massage
He's a little nervous because he's never gotten one before.
Before they start the woman asks him if he has any questions.
He says, "What should I expect?"
She replies, "Well you'll wear loose, comfortable clothing and lie on a mat. Traditional Thai massage uses no oils or lotions. There is constant body contact between the giver and receiver, but rather than rubbing on muscles, the body is compressed, pulled, stretched and rocked."
This sounds pleasant enough so they begin.
It's very enjoyable and quite sensual.
About Halfway Through she says, "Ok you can turn over on your back"
He slowly does and turns red in the face
The "WOMAN" says "Don't worry it's 100% natural to get an erection during this type of massage"
He pauses and then replies, "Yeah but why do you have one?"
 
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