Many moons ago I crossed paths with a working "woman", who, thankfully whispered in my ear before I was about to reach for my wallet, "Baby, my asshole feels better than any girl's vagina..."!.
My eyesight was much better than, I must say! But I was absolutely fooled by this stunning and exotic creature (perhaps the drink or three I had imbibed earlier that evening was the cause of my poor vision!). I respectfully declined her offer after hearing her confession. I then wished her a safe evening and gave her a twenty dollar bill for her troubles and went on my way.