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    Holli Would

    "Lips like a baboon's ass," - Lois
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    SBA for AMPS??

    Well, I am glad you can judge who can serve and who can eat.
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    Review: Mari

    holy shit, that is the kind of ass you need to wipe with paper towels...like Brawny or sumtin
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    How many places do you think will permanently close?

    Were you alive in the fucking 20th century??? Socialist nations have murdered about 100 million. 20-40 million by USSR. 60 million plus by Maoist China. Pol Pot with about 1.7 million. Also, the welfare state is not socialism I hate to tell you. Socialism - "a political and economic theory of...
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    Review: ivy redsunspa

    I will say this, that it is tough to know what a girl is like if the corona timeline is involved with first time. Olivia there gave me a massage with a towel covering my skin...through a towel...I know outside of this corona era that that would have never happened.
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    Review: Traumatized by Fatima at Jewel of NY

    Just you. You are the only educated person here. Please be my personal life coach. I need some successes!
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    Review: Traumatized by Fatima at Jewel of NY

    Funny thing is that both sides have always been and will always be desperate. I like how you think it just applies to certain periods because you say so.
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    It's getting crazy out there

    throw in a roll of toilet paper and you got yourself a deal
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    Maybe this will shake you guys up looking for ass in a time like this

    Cases of coronavirus in Japan are surging with more than 2,100 cases and 57 deaths, with Tokyo’s governor warning of a looming “explosive rise in infections”. 0.025% fatality rate . . . OMG I got to go live in a bubble right now.
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    Pro spa - a different kind of closed

    yes, because these places have been blamed for the corona virus spreading as much as it did. If it were not for amps then it is estimated coronas deaths would have remained under 100 in north america I wonder if the cops are going to start arresting fast food employees if they don't wash their...
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    Gov. Cuomo April 3 Update: 562 Deaths In Past 24 Hours

    it still got that 2.1% or less fatality rate though, right? It still overwhelmingly kills senior citizens, right? ok, then my opinion on it hasn't changed either.
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    NYAW - Temporarily closed

    Oh, cool, I want to fight systemic racism with you. Can you just point to any examples in america with evidence. Well, other than ivy league schools discriminating against asians for admittance. Let's fight this thing!
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    NYAW - Temporarily closed

    But you understand they have no choice, right??? They definitely closed before they had to BY LAW. Now they will not open until is allowed BY LAW.
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    Review: Fiona - NY All Wellness

    Fiona is a babe. She KINDA looks like Olivia Munn in a certain way. I am going to fuck the hell out of all of those girls when they open again. My home away from home.
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    Given everything going on...would you?

    1st world problems, m8
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    Given everything going on...would you?

    I would and I would even pay her or it.
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    Which amps are open?

    and yet, it has a fatality rate of under 2.1% and actually it is much lower as you said yourself the true number of infections are higher than reported infections. Now, as long as you are not an octogenarian or fucking an octogenarian you will live and of all the things you could catch doing...
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    Which amps are open?

    Are their workers over 70 years old? Because that is who coronavirus is killing. You know that facts are easy to google???
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    NYAW - Temporarily closed

    Like, do you really not understand this is a business??? Do you really think that these places are not going to open right back up and do everything they were doing right before they shut after we are given the ok to function again??? Do you think there is a monger out there with a function set...
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    Review: Bess -AL

    OMG you got us, like we saw that review and thought "OMG they are open???"
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