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  1. J

    Review: Frida - NYCSE

    An uncensored SDXL implementation using one of the Duchaiten models. I have little patience for nerfed stuff like Midjourney or Dall-E. And that's as geeky as I dare get on a mongering board, haha. I will say this though, all the nasty rumors you hear about the things people are doing with AI...
  2. J

    Review: Frida - NYCSE

    Hint: they've solved the problems with strange hands and fingers for the most part. Now you need to look at the eyes carefully (the strange left-eye fold on this one) and the nipples are usually not quite right. Also the skin will look a little generic. It will be difficult with the low-res...
  3. J

    Review: Frida - NYCSE

    Been tinkering with AI imagery for awhile now. It's getting frighteningly good the last few months. By next year you're not going to be able to tell that they're fake anymore.
  4. J

    Review: Day Plus Spa Mimi (Strike 2)

    Yeah it's a damn shame, Day Plus has been one of my favorite mongering places for years and I hate to see it get dragged like this.
  5. J

    Review: Day plus - Niko

    I saw Nicole on her first day there and this review is spot on. She was very kind to me, but yeah, don't expect a lot of lively conversation.
  6. J

    Review: Layla + Hermes at ABS (Austin Beauty Spa)

    https://twitter.com/austinbeautyspa PROTIP: Googling the spa phone number generally brings up the spa's social media accounts. Happy hunting.
  7. J

    Review: Green Spa Plus - Tina (best AMP experience of my short career)

    I know we're not supposed to quote review deets, but "French kissed by a clam" is going into my lexicon now. Did a spit take on that one.
  8. J

    Review: Day Plus Spa - Cherry

    Dang! I guess I'm the only monger who really liked Cherry.
  9. J

    Review: Saw Scarlet at Sesame 54.. Fantastic Session with a Sexy Lady

    The last time I took a break from reviews here was a period when everyone was turning into Jim Cramer over tipping economics. I'm here to share who caters to what fetish, not to be subjected to an audit. It gets wearisome guys.
  10. J

    Review: Day Plus Spa - Cherry

    Interesting thing I've noticed with this new blonde MMS, showing off the other ladies on your way out. The previous MMS just escorted me to the door. I kinda like the upsell, personally.
  11. J

    Review: Day PLus Spa - Cherry

    Title: Review: Day Plus Spa - Cherry Date: Nov 26, 2023 Phone: 2156741660 City: Horsham State: PA Location: By the Brazilian Steakhouse House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 240 all in Nationality: Japanese Age Estimate: 35 Physical Description: Thicc, curvy, comfy, sweet face, blonde hair...
  12. J

    Music at AMPS

    My favorite R&T has been using the same Chinese music CD on repeat for years. I know every song by heart now. The CD is 75 minutes long so when I hear a song repeat during my 90 minute session I know it's getting close to the end. At one of the Korean spas I go to I have an ongoing conversation...
  13. J

    Preferred drug during a session?

    Select was making this liquid THC stuff called Nano Drops that kicks in super fast, so I would mix an excessive dose into some Snapple and pound it before a session. Just the thing to make you melt into the table during ST. Sadly they stopped making it so now I just hit the weed pen a few times...
  14. J

    Review: New Century - Juan (One)

    Yeah that's... not how this place normally works at all. My last visit with One was pretty magical.
  15. J

    Review: Day Plus Spa - Tina

    Thaaaank you.
  16. J

    Review: Day Plus Spa - Tina

    Title: Review: Day Plus Spa - Tina Date: Nov 16, 2023 Phone: 2156741660 City: Horsham State: PA Location: By the Brazilian Steakhouse House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 240 all in Nationality: Korean Age Estimate: 40 Physical Description: Long black hair, beautiful face, thin body, short...
  17. J

    Who gets it for free?

    I passed out in the designated group sleeping room at a New Year's party. Woke up to some girl blowing me. Didn't stop her. When I came she got up off me and said, "You're not Brian!", and then presumably went and found Brian and blew him too. I consider that a freebie. One of the few, to be sure.
  18. J

    Review: VIP Eve, A Pareto Optimum

    I was with most of the girls from HAGNJ and she is reminding me of one of the early ones.
  19. J

    Review: Lucky js what Dreams are Made Of

    He might be in advertising. I used to be in advertising, it definitely affects how I write copy for my reviews.
  20. J

    What’s the strip club scene like nowadays?

    Sorry for the old story, but it's my one good strip club story. Went to visit my friend when he was in the navy and stationed in Pensacola back in the 90s. He and his buddies took me to a 'bottle club' which is a strip joint where you bring your own beer. I had a hundred bucks in my pocket but I...
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