AMP Reviews
  • You asked and we delivered! AMPReviews now provides the option to upgrade to VIP access via paid subscription as an alternative to writing your own reviews. VIP Access allows you to read all the hidden content within member-submitted reviews AND gives access to private VIP-only forums in each city. You can upgrade your account INSTANTLY by visiting the Account Upgrades page in your own user profile and using a valid credit card to purchase a subscription. You can get to this page by clicking the link in any review, by clicking the red "See the Details Now" banner on the home page, and by clicking the Purchase Private Details link in the navbar at the top of every page

Search results

  1. J

    Testing to see if I am back

    Good to know. I’ll ask the same.
  2. J

    Testing to see if I am back

    My last message before getting banned was a reply to a monger who received free socks from a provider for Christmas. Bannable offense, I guess?!
  3. J

    Testing to see if I am back

    I too, am back! Looks like they did a bulk release because I checked a few times recently and it didn’t work.
  4. J

    Review: Green Vue/Booming Spa-IVY

    Yeah, Anna is definitely better than socks :)
  5. J

    Review: Green Vue/Booming Spa-IVY

    Anna is pretty good, but not as good as a new wife and some free socks! Are they comfortable?
  6. J

    Nice feet?

    It’s a joke referring to the providers wearing rubber rain boots while they do the table showers.
  7. J

    Nice feet?

    You should consider developing a thing for women who wear rubber rain boots instead. “Work that lukewarm water sprayer, baby!”
  8. J

    Bridgewater Reiki Closed

    Finger condoms
  9. J

    Review: Bonhamtown's back, new owners - Cindy

    I walked into the old location once and they wanted to know how much I was going to tip while standing in the lobby area. I walked out. The place stunk like boiled cabbage too.
  10. J

    Lying about it

    They can’t rat you out if they were with you! Solid insurance policy.
  11. J

    This site certainly is entertaining at times

    I agree, that language is confusing. Tapping “Start conversation” feels like it may start a sub-thread with that person, but still be visible to others. Something like “Send a private message” is wordy, but it’s more clear as to what’s going to happen next.
  12. J

    Review: Oak tree acupressure

    BOH shut down almost everything in Edison. I guess someone got tired of it being the AMP capital of New Jersey.
  13. J

    Review: Dream Spa - Julie

    Yeah, another monger was kind enough to let me know Helen was at this other shop now, but it’s a hike for me too, so that trip probably isn’t happening. Thanks for the confirmation.
  14. J

    Are they under contract or money talks?

    Good breakdown. I ran the possible house money after it was mentioned yesterday and came up similar - around 1.1m. Figure there’s maybe 10 shops in NJ that could pull those numbers…11m? If it’s reported, it’s probably a fraction of that, it’s not like they’re handing out receipts with our mini...
  15. J

    Review: Green Vue (booming) Ellis

    The Rec Center
  16. J

    Review: Green Vue (booming) Ellis

    I saw your other mention of the tattoo. Pretty weird. Is it good quality or DIY prison style?
  17. J

    Review: Green Vue (booming) Ellis

    I guess you weren’t her first at the center huh?! :)
  18. J

    Review: Sun tui na-Maya

    I had a very similar experience, room switch and all. I made an appointment with Michelle based on reviews. Everything was super rushed with zero effort. She left the room a few times and kept checking the camera display too. When I asked to confirm her name at the end, she said “Michelle” but...
  19. J

    Are they under contract or money talks?

    I was thinking the same thing :) It’s also tax-free, so add 35% to those numbers.
  20. J

    Dream Spa @ NB closed?

    Don’t forget the good old “Swap one provider’s name to match the the other provider’s who are currently getting positive reviews” trick. #apple #helen
Top