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  1. M

    162nd Street...Here I Go...

    Wow- if you're stopping by each store on the walkway of wankers, the boulevard of blue balls, you deserve both a medal and a pair of new shoes!
  2. M

    .......

    It never happened.
  3. M

    .......

    I agree 100%
  4. M

    Review: Crossbay Body Works

    You’d be surprised
  5. M

    Safest activities?

    Welcome ta da Bronx...
  6. M

    Review: Doing It For My Country @ Hillside Foot Spa

    "Rainbow"? As in "...somewhere over the..."? Staffed by Munchkins?
  7. M

    Review: Doing It For My Country @ Hillside Foot Spa

    I have been assured by a priest, a minister, a rabbi, and an iman that I will never enter Paradise.
  8. M

    What do you say when you enter the room, see the girl and want to cancel?

    Takes a lot of guts to trade somebody named Joey Gallo.
  9. M

    Review: Flushing FH - Jennifer

    "...Drove to Queens and didn't want to leave empty handed so decided to go to a FH instead...." -I always try to leave these joints empty-handed...if there's something still in my hand, that means I didn't go in in the first place.
  10. M

    What do you say when you enter the room, see the girl and want to cancel?

    You can always act concerned and ask to see their massage license. If that don't get you out the door, switch to not speaking English.
  11. M

    Review: PBS KY-T

    Great review- the only thing I ever got out of PBS was a crummy tote bag.
  12. M

    Review: Green Apple EE

    Monkeypox concerns maybe?
  13. M

    Review: Likeme, I like you

    DDDs? She had three? I am confused as usual.
  14. M

    Safest activities?

    Not safe....mongering in the Bronx: https://nypost.com/2022/07/31/woman-lures-men-to-nyc-hotels-where-cohorts-rob-them/
  15. M

    Review: Empire Lake Spa - Bena & Coco

    I have had the same thing happen during doubles sessions--not at this joint, at others--pisses me off & I insist on "adjustment" to the price. You are very nice, the way you handled it.
  16. M

    Review: Japanese girl - jkmier999

    Makes sense. If you can get a fake Rolex watch or Givenchy bag in Flu-shing....why not a fake "Murray Hill" address...
  17. M

    Review: Japanese girl - jkmier999

    God bless inventive real estate brokers...you know, the ones who tried to make Hell's Kitchen into "Clinton"? I can imagine some rube from the Midwest thinking he's nailed an apartment in the real "Murray Hill" getting a basement studio in Queens' faux "Murray Hill"...
  18. M

    PR KTV

    Chinese Puerto Rican Karaoke joints? That's a hybrid I must have missed.
  19. M

    Review: Japanese girl - jkmier999

    Murray Street-yes...Murray Hill? The damages as described sound a lot more "212" than "718"
  20. M

    Review: Hungarian - Shiva

    I've heard of people "sitting shiva" but this is something else...
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