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    Erectile Dysfunction

    Me too. The issue I have is girlfriends don't shuffle off to Buffalo at the end of the session. And then the payback REALLY begins. The One Hour Girlfriend is much cheaper and quieter in the long run, no? But I could be mistaken. What is your girlfriend's number? ;)
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    Review: Chun spa - Leah

    Borrow your wife's credit card?
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    Review: Chun spa - Leah

    Maybe try a disposable credit card until you're one of the fold? Good luck!
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    Biggest chest around

    Suh-weet, bud. Please PM me if you DO trip over a LV provider that bests Jackie's equipment (and skills).
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    Biggest chest around

    Jackie at New Serenity is tough to beat.
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    Review: Village - Hanna

    Smile when you say that, Jack.
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    Ceecee

    "If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."
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    New Oasis Spa

    Save your ammo.
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    Review: New Green Spa - Michelle

    That you did, Gen. Ripper. That you did indeed. You should expect a call from the attorney for Mr. Frey's estate.
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    Review: New Green Spa - Michelle

    Jack, Tsk tsk. Shame on you slipping song lyrics into a review. The Band's residuals cannot be circumvented.
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    Review: T-Spa - Sophia

    Actually I'm glad you had a good experience, for her sake as well as yours. This may be a hobby for us but it is a livelihood for most of the providers (and for whomever else they are supporting). So, definitely not trying to ruin her earning potential. Again, the TS gave green lights and I just...
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    Review: T-Spa - Sophia

    Part squirrel, part busy beaver, buddy. Haven't had time to scratch my tail lately. Lucky to have time to pay 4 visits...to scratch my other itches.
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    Review: Chun - Lucy

    Doesn't there have to be SOMETHING to push up???
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    Review: Chun - Lucy

    Title: Review: Chun - Lucy Date: Jul 5, 2021 Phone: (484) 661-1073 City: Allentown State: PA Location: South Side Age Estimate: early 40's Nationality: Chinese Physical Description: taller than most and a little scrawny Private Details: After a disappointing session at T-Spa, I decided...
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    Review: T-Spa - Sophia

    Title: Review: T-Spa - Sophia Date: Jul 5, 2021 Phone: (610) 820-0210 City: Allentown State: PA Location: Near Superfood Age Estimate: 50 Nationality: Korean Physical Description: short with spare tire Private Details: Haven't been here in 2 or 3 years and thought I was overdue for a...
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    Review: Qitopia - Paulina

    Title: Review: Qitopia - Paulina Date: Jun 30, 2021 Phone: (610) 866-1711 City: Bethlehem State: PA Location: Next to WaWa Age Estimate: late 40's Nationality: Chinese Physical Description: nice smile, portly with nice top Private Details: Been very satisfied in my visits with Paulina...
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    Review: Healing Touch - Angela

    Title: Review: Healing Touch - Angela Date: Jun 25, 2021 Phone: (610) 624-4598 City: Bethlehem State: PA Location: South Side Age Estimate: 45 Nationality: Chinese Physical Description: petite & mousy Private Details: Showed up unannounced fairly late on a Friday evening and found the...
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    Review: Health Spa

    Forethought, my boy. Nothing wrong with a little planning and wishful thinking.
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    Review: Green Spa / Michelle

    And whichever of you f**ks scapped my NGS appointment last night, you should get a major pimple on your ass. And two for the MMS who surrendered my appointment to a walk-in. Happy friggin' Memorial Day to both of you.
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    Review: Review - Chun - Amanda - Emmaus/Allentown

    The ironic thing, Alex, is that for some reason I wind up tipping THEM. Seems bass ackwards if you think about it. After all, they are receiving the privilege touching my award-winning body. BTW, you look great for any age. I don't care what Amanda says.
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