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  1. crackaddictedbaby

    HE only AMP recs

    Sorry, disregard my reply. I drunk dialed in my response. See gfehobby’s spot on answer.
  2. crackaddictedbaby

    Fellas that visit SB storefront AMPs, why?

    You Sschen, I like your leveling up and bonus stage analogy too and like cc415, there’s this thrill that can only comes from storefronts when you find a new provider you’re kinda attracted to but draws the line at HE only. But with the right amount of grooming over multiple appointments you can...
  3. crackaddictedbaby

    HE only AMP recs

    Face, Body, Tits, Ass on a scale of 1 to 10
  4. crackaddictedbaby

    HE only AMP recs

    Aloha Spa on Winchester (408) 638-0198. Candy will be a good fit for you. She at Aloha on Fridays. Young, pretty, tall, nice legs, makeup free, perky A cup, Chinese and can carry a conversation in English. She’ll lift her top and let you suck her tits but her yoga pants will stay on and no FK...
  5. crackaddictedbaby

    How do you hide this hobby from your wife?

    Sorry Mrx, I shouldn’t have assumed you got the winning end of the family loot. But just the thought of funding this hobby with house money got my dick all hard. Just wanted to share that.
  6. crackaddictedbaby

    How do you hide this hobby from your wife?

    Trust fund inheritance… you guys are killing me!
  7. crackaddictedbaby

    How do you hide this hobby from your wife?

    I’m kinda surprised that there’s hardly any suggestions on how to cover up the shit load of money that’s needed to pay for this hobby. How do you guys hide hundreds and thousands in spending from your wives? If the tables were turned and say my wife was secretly getting botox every 3 months and...
  8. crackaddictedbaby

    Beat my personal amp record

    Ask any guy who’s ex-wife got half of everything
  9. crackaddictedbaby

    Beat my personal amp record

    Does anyone know if the opposite is true? If providers’ can legally record their clients with their knowledge or consent.
  10. crackaddictedbaby

    Review: Lynh #1 eyelash

    Lynh is at a hair salon near SJCC. Same phone number as in the OP
  11. crackaddictedbaby

    Review: Green Health Center in Winchester Area

    I like the original better. It sounds… angrier.
  12. crackaddictedbaby

    Easiest first time place?

    My last piece of advice. Your first provider will have seen more dicks and assholes (literally and figuratively) than you can image. Treat her and every provider with respect because you never know which one will become your ATF.
  13. crackaddictedbaby

    Easiest first time place?

    Jobh1 if you joined in 2022 then it’s time my friend. If you are the type that likes prepared let me offer these steps. Step 1: Pick your AMP and provider. Unfortunately I’ve never been to an east bay AMP so I can’t recommend one in your hood but you’ve done your homework young apprentice so...
  14. crackaddictedbaby

    A female roommate that occasionally pays for rent by cotius?

    Thats a pretty shitty thing to say about the person who’s paying the rent.
  15. crackaddictedbaby

    A female roommate that occasionally pays for rent by cotius?

    https://ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/how-much-do-you-spend-do-you-have-other-interests.182969/post-1250693 Don’t you live with your mother? Three’s a crowd.
  16. crackaddictedbaby

    Hot dentist recommendation

    Randonesss, I know you drip precum when reading posts about you, so here’s a long one you can dot your panties with…. You are prolific at coming up with what’s call Jesus Conclusions. You draw fucked up conclusions from fucked up facts. Jesus is the messiah (fucked up conclusion) because he died...
  17. crackaddictedbaby

    Info on Lynn's Beauty

    I hate to be that guy wearing the tin foil cone here but I’d hate it even more to be that guy who needs to be bailed out of county. Maybe a couple of test questions to further gauge. 1) Make up some bullshit name, like Bambi, and call and ask to make an appointment with Bambi. If you get a yes...
  18. crackaddictedbaby

    Hot dentist recommendation

    Ya face masks and those plastic shields are in order where I went. Kinda overkill I think. Providers sound like Darth Vader with all that gear around their face.
  19. crackaddictedbaby

    Hot dentist recommendation

    Did you ask ChatGPT “is a crown bad for you?”
  20. crackaddictedbaby

    Hot dentist recommendation

    WTF? Make a fucking suggestion or move on. If I wanted to save money you think I’d be fucking mongering my cash away? Dude, don’t be judging cuz you think someone overtreated your cavity for a few extra bucks.
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