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  1. Marlinspike

    Review: Getting the Monkey of my Back with J-J-J-Joyce!

    Title: Review: Getting the Monkey of my Back with J-J-J-Joyce! Date: Oct 8, 2021 Phone: 917 651-7890 City: NYC State: NY Location: LES Age Estimate: 55 Nationality: Vietnamese Physical Description: Average Asian Mom Body Private Details: Sometimes you just need to sweep the little...
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    Review: Momo NYCVIPSPOT

    It’s funny (not ha-ha funny) that everyone who sees Momo falls a little bit in love with her and then contributes to the most glowing resume on amp reviews. At which point her rates go up another .5. I’m guilty of this myself. She’s now approaching the rates of the young independents like...
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    Review: Arie @ 41Spa

    Ampreview plagiarism - hopefully not a ban-able offense...
  4. Marlinspike

    Review: 41 Shades of Arie

    Great description. She sounds wonderful.
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    Review: Goodgirlspa Sunny

    I do believe this is a clever piece of creative writing. A Brooklyn hipster who writes ad copy for a living is pulling our collective leg.
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    Review: Goodgirlspa Sunny

    By Grapthar’s hammer: Never give up - never surrender!!
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    Review: Goodgirlspa Sunny

    Hmmm. Reads like a movie script: Kumar Goes to a Midtown Whorehouse. The Comic Con bit was a little over-the-top... But golly-gee, geekboner, that’s at least a B+.
  8. Marlinspike

    Review: CCP - Chanel

    You get credit for a gallant retreat (and a very amusing description of call girl ennui).
  9. Marlinspike

    Review: 98 Mott, Lily, 3rd floor

    Nice succinct description of one of CT’s modest delights!
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    Review: My failed attempt at pyschodrama roleplay with Michelle

    Brilliant review and thread. I must think on this... instinctively I feel you’d need a white girl from the suburbs to truly pull this off. Reminds me of a story I heard: a friend had a girl he liked tell him that he could fuck her, but he had to ‘rape’ her. He declined. Didn’t feel up to it...
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    NY Post article on massage parlors in NYC

    No, that was in Peru... many, many moons ago.
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    NY Post article on massage parlors in NYC

    Not too glamorous but I loved every minute. A bunch of airport workers took me to the bordello up in the llanos when I admitted I’d never gotten laid... shots of pisco... a lot of campesinos dancing with girls by the bar, cowboy hats and pancake makeup... a warren of makeshift bedrooms out...
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    NY Post article on massage parlors in NYC

    Ah... didn’t know it had been there for years. My impression is that amps transitioning from R&T places with legit massages to out-and-out bordellos has been a relatively recent change; in the last, say, 5 years there’s been a real explosion of the latter, which look like massage places but...
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    NY Post article on massage parlors in NYC

    I mean, cut the Post some slack. The story’s actually pretty interesting. Who else is writing about a major socioeconomic factor occurring on NYC’s streets right now, the humble but ubiquitous amp? Sure, the kid was obviously his Mom’s plant and the people talking on the record all subscribe to...
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    Cryptocurrency

    I believe independent Sarah does, Twitter handle: sarahofnyc Mid-priced upper-echelon hooker, 19 years old.
  16. Marlinspike

    Review: 74A Forsyth - Susan

    Sounds like a nightmare.
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    Review: The Other Momo - NYCVIPspot

    I wonder what old Ruskin would have said about that! Some fellow mongers have pointed out that - despite my glowing review - Momo does have a flaw or two. And I may be wildly off on her age! Geez. At my age I guess everyone looks like a teenager. I’ll have to plead a lasting endorphin high.
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    Review: The Other Momo - NYCVIPspot

    I stand corrected! Seems the other one gets all the press, though.
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    Review: The Other Momo - NYCVIPspot

    Title: Review: The Other Momo - NYCVIPspot Date: Sep 29, 2021 Phone: 646 462-0471 City: New York State: NY Location: Midtown East Age Estimate: 21 Nationality: Korean Physical Description: Angel Private Details: “It’s unwise to pay too much, but it’s worse to pay too little. When you...
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    NY Post article on massage parlors in NYC

    Yeah, but 17? Come on, that’s no child. I lost my virginity at 16 in a Peruvian whorehouse. And I was late to the game! Either that kid’s a total mother’s boy or kids today are totally without testosterone.
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