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    Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula

    TBH I should have paid even less AFTER the session because of the interruptions DURING the session, thank you for reminding me of the annoying MMS. I'm sure MMS was telling her to hurry up because of the backlog of mongers in the lobby, but that's not my problem and it shouldn't have affected my...
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    Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula

    I've been really generous with other providers that have done a great job, but I can't publish that because there will be a chorus of violins playing as backlash. Thanks this red now I've learned that there can be backlash for tipping less, who knew?
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    Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula

    Thank you for calling out the shame, it's ridiculous that it even exists in the first place, and it stops me from tipping more because some complete stranger will throw a tantrum.
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    Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula

    Recall she spoke no English so there was no up front negotiating, so I gave afterwards. Also worth noting someone in another thread got chastised because he gave too much. If you'd like to pay more and risk getting chastised like that other guy please be my guest.
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    Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula

    Title: Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula Date: Apr 28, 2024 Phone: (973) 406-7764 City: Woodland Park State: NJ Location: Adjacent to pizzeria & gas station House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/80 Nationality: Chinese Age Estimate: Late 20s / early 30s Physical Description: Above average...
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    Review: Review: Serenity, Lisa

    Agreed.
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    Review: Review: Serenity, Lisa

    I agree - and if that's her goal, I'm not going back, but I will continue to encourage other mongers to enter the jaws of death, so we can get a tally of bites and burns.
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    Review: Review: Serenity, Lisa

    It take a split second for teeth to break skin, so it's not "crazy and their own issue" - I'm going to be the better person and say that I hope this never happens to you, and if it does, you don't have someone like yourself telling you it's "crazy and their own issue".
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    Review: Coco Healthy Spa - Kitty

    It seems like the crappier places (e.g. Aztec Spa) get shut down, as if the fuzz has a quality barometer.
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    Review: Coco Healthy Spa - Kitty

    I agree with the point about geography / CNJ being better, but for a different reason: I think the quality is lower closer to NYC, because that increased population you mentioned means that anyone can make money this way. Recall that Alexis Wright was working in Kennebunk, Maine, not Paramus or...
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    Review: Review: Serenity, Lisa

    I'm assuming the fuss is about the low price point, and the calm convenience of not haggling. I prefer Godzilla over someone who punctures my skin, then throws alcohol on the open wound and my chili ring. WTAF.
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    Review: Triple A - Jackie, an Excellent Masseuse

    Which answers the question, how many AMPs can you stuff into one building?
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    Review: 365 Michelle

    Next week's episode of CSI Fairview......
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    Review: Noelia VIP

    I wish she wasn't in Parsippany, for me that town is the Bermuda Triangle of mongering.
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    Review: Serenity / Lisa

    People have told me that hummer while high is great, but I don't think that's accurate because they are high lol.
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    Review: Queen - Lisa

    I have to bet that mouthwash on a cover internally must burn a little.
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    Review: Serenity / Lisa

    I have to wonder what someone is thinking when asking for contact info after your wonderful description of "toothless and strung out".
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    Review: Tina is nuts! Redo

    I was there tonight, I verified that she's Korean, as PM experts are known to be.
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    Review: Tina is nuts! Redo

    She must be a scorpio.
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    Review: Tina is nuts! Redo

    That explains her PM expertise.
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