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  1. chunfun

    Stock market

    As an investor, and political Independent, who has managed about half of my portfolio and allowed brokers to manage the other half. I arrive at these conclusions: Most Republican administrations were worse for my investments (Reagan deficits, Bush subprime debacle, Baron von Shitzenpanz Covid...
  2. chunfun

    Best Sex Related Quotes

    I think a few reasons are that some older men are more deliberate. For us, the orgasm is the end, so we tend to make things last. Plus it just takes longer! Also, we are more "grateful". Better DATY, more holding and cuddling/sleeping, less "wham bam thank you ma'am". Similar things about...
  3. chunfun

    Best Sex Related Quotes

    Some of my favorites: With stunned Asian look, "Thank you" With glee afterwards, "That was FUN!" During DATY, "I love how you suck my pussy!" Me, to a provider after a crazy bondage session (me=DOM), "Good Girrrrl" After I shot my shot, "More, that was too quick" When I knew she was going to...
  4. chunfun

    Review: Apple Spa - Marcia

    Title: Review: Apple Spa - Marcia Date: Jun 9, 2025 Phone: 404-608-8400 City: Conley State: GA Location: Moreland & 285 House Fee & Tip (if applicable) .8/2/2 Nationality: Thai Age Estimate: 35 Physical Description: Latina-looking, large (DDD+), no evidence of enhancements, large koi...
  5. chunfun

    DR luxury Girls

    If there is any interest in All-Inclusive resorts, check this out: https://www.satisfactionplusadultvacations.com/index.htm Been a few times. Clean rooms, pretty girls, and decent food. Near SDQ-AILA airport. Short walk to the beach (<100 yds). You pay one price. A girl every night, and you...
  6. chunfun

    China? Shanghai, Beijing, Chengdu, Chongqing?

    It's been over a decade, but in Shanghai, get a VPN and try Craigslist or one of the regional forums. They were VERY inexpensive back then ($100-250 USD for the night), and they would come right to your room. Once you get past the agency intro, get her phone number. She'll come when you call...
  7. chunfun

    Review: MW Spa - Sue/Suzy

    Title: Review: MW Spa - Sue/Suzy Date: May 16, 2025 Phone: 770-899-9274 City: Stn Mtn State: GA Location: 78 & E Pk Pl House Fee & Tip (if applicable) .8/2.2 Nationality: Korean Age Estimate: Late 40s Early 50s Physical Description: Thin, Natural B-C cups, Long Hair, Pear Face, Nice...
  8. chunfun

    @OldHeads - How'd you monger before the internet.

    Been to 4 clubs in life (NY, ATL, Vegas and Singapore). NEVER had a satisfactory experience. They want as much money for as little effort as possible. Conversely, I want as much pu$$y for as little money as possible. Hard to find middle ground in that venue...for me.
  9. chunfun

    Truisms about Men/Women

    Fortunately, or unfortunately, there was a "Married but Looking" section on Yahoo. As wifey was winding down, I met a FWB (married, now divorced, my fault). She was having a bad change of life, and went for the hysterectomy. She turned into a baby batter beast! Could not get enough jizz or...
  10. chunfun

    Review: Mama Spa - Tina

    Title: Review: Mama Spa - Tina Date: Apr 30, 2025 Phone: 770-558-7380 City: Austell State: GA Location: 78 & Joe Jerkins House Fee & Tip (if applicable) .1/.8/2.1 Nationality: Chinese Age Estimate: 60 Physical Description: Older, full natural C's, brown eyes, flat bottom Private...
  11. chunfun

    Truisms about Men/Women

    I was 25, she was 40. Both highly sexual and skilled. Not a trad wife. We earned about the same back then. A prenup was never an issue. The problems began at menopause. She knew I had a side piece a while ago, but over time (35 years married), she accepted that I am not sexual. In some...
  12. chunfun

    Truisms about Men/Women

    Those can easily be reversed...EASILY!
  13. chunfun

    Review: Pine Tree - Candy

    Title: Review: Pine Tree - Candy Date: Apr 25, 2025 Phone: (404) 963-7349 City: Atlanta State: GA Location: Buford and Druid House Fee & Tip (if applicable) .8/2.2 Nationality: Korean Age Estimate: 50+ Physical Description: Hard bolt-ons, typical flat butt, covered flabby belly, and...
  14. chunfun

    Quietest time at MP

    You're missing the fn point! QUIET, as in not a lot of customer traffic. There are days and times when no dudes are around, and won't be around for a good while. I've been there when the ONLY cock was mine for hours!
  15. chunfun

    Scrubbing phone to get through customs.

    Don't store anything on cloud drives that isn't encrypted and/or harmless. Store links to password protected physical drives (NAS).
  16. chunfun

    Scrubbing phone to get through customs.

    I never use my phone for internet searches for porn, forums, sex contacts, etc. I set everything up via laptop at home, and store in a secure remote drive (Google, OneDrive, Knox), buried deep in the folder directory. Think c:/documents/realestate/PA/Lehigh/Allentown/Tilghman. I create a path...
  17. chunfun

    What routines, if any, do you go through before pulling the trigger?

    I read a review/listing/ad. Pick up the phone. Get in my car. Set the GPS. Drive like a bat out of hell. It's actually not the first visit where routine kicks in. If she's GOOD the first time, I try to blow her mind the second (3rd, 4th, 5th) time. No holds barred on DATY, G-spot...
  18. chunfun

    @OldHeads - How'd you monger before the internet.

    The main place was the "backpage" of certain alternate lifestyle newpapers/magazine. Find an ad, call the number. If things seemed "safe", I'd show up. There used to be a spot near the train station where I lived, where the girls would be on the stroll. Picked up one of two there to sneak...
  19. chunfun

    Quietest time at MP

    Scribbling down notes feverishly...LOL
  20. chunfun

    Who else would quit if

    That first experience was mind-blowing! I found the spa on literally the BACK PAGE of a subculture magazine. Just a number and address. I was scared shitless! Her body had more more miles than an 18-wheeler. After a feeble massage, we got into mish and the skies opened. I was backed up...
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