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Review: Sia - BBY - A Bizarre Experience

xzwn

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Thanks! The way I see it, there are 3 basic reasons to pay for a girl's services:

1) You want to skip the rituals, uncertainty, and effort of finding your own girl
2) You are paying for a professional level of service
3) You want to bang someone way out of your league

Ideally the girl will fulfill all 3 but usually it's just 1 + either 2 or 3. In Sia's case however, I definitely did not get professional level mind-blowing sex worth paying for, nor did I feel like she was so out of my league that I'd pay good money just to be with her. Ultimately I'm disappointed after reading so much about her over the past few months.
 

maximus799

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What glowing reviews on here are you talking about? Almost every review I've seen of her has a "No" recommendation
Yeah...I'm gonna echo this comment. Some of the early reviews were glowing, but as we got more reviews in it became clearer that it was more people solely attracted to her looks rather her service. And with those looks, it was her particular body type that they liked, not that she was a bombshell overall. Regardless thanks for the review.
 

xzwn

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Yeah...I'm gonna echo this comment. Some of the early reviews were glowing, but as we got more reviews in it became clearer that it was more people solely attracted to her looks rather her service. And with those looks, it was her particular body type that they liked, not that she was a bombshell overall. Regardless thanks for the review.
Yeah I did a search and it does seem like there's more negative sentiment than I remember. But still more positive and negative overall especially when she first came onto the roster.

I can't imagine that people are going for her body type rather than her face.. Not to question someone else's tastes in these matters but she seemed almost prepubescent from the neck down.
 

maefun

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It definitely felt like a girl I could pull at Mission or Maru after a drink or two.
Spot on although I'd say probably part of the last call round-up. Would be hard-pressed to keep her on the rotation and spending anything more than an UberX to and from. As noted in a prior review as I was curious as well, very confused by the rationale of why mongers would enjoy this experience, but to each their own!
 

xzwn

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@xzwn reads like the smartest monger on this site. I love needing a dictionary for a review. ;)
lmao hardly. I bet if you did a poll on this forum a good chunk of members will be from high-IQ professions like PE, IB, VC, law, consulting, tech... realistically only people in this income bracket can afford to blow this kind of money on the regular.
 

Mongeringfan

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This is probably the best review of Sia I’ve seen on here. I have a feeling that if I saw her I’d feel the same way you did. It’s one of the reasons I hadn’t taken the plunge myself. Plenty of the positives reviews of her on here didn’t sit well with me.
 

Taytay

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Yeah...I'm gonna echo this comment. Some of the early reviews were glowing, but as we got more reviews in it became clearer that it was more people solely attracted to her looks rather her service. And with those looks, it was her particular body type that they liked, not that she was a bombshell overall. Regardless thanks for the review.
Yup, the only thing that she has it going is her pretty face. No body or service to speak of. But she does have a very pretty face.
 

J. Barnes

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News flash: Mongers’ tastes in girls are different. Apparently a bunch of guys like Sia because she’s sure difficult to book.

Some want Jessica Rabbit. Some want Twiggy (I’m dating myself there).
I think Sia understands her value to her customers without shelling out for bolt-ons or a fake Latina butt.
 

pclar001

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lmao hardly. I bet if you did a poll on this forum a good chunk of members will be from high-IQ professions like PE, IB, VC, law, consulting, tech... realistically only people in this income bracket can afford to blow this kind of money on the regular.
I always had the same thoughts that only highly pay professionals see girls the most and I do work in one the industries mentioned. However the friends who introduced me to this hobby are all small business owners and hobby a lot more often than I do. It also makes sense to me because they have more flexible hours, than those that are employed by a law firm or bank but if you’re a retailer or general contractor it’s easier to step off the job for an hour or two especially with the most of the other professions in some work from home state.
 

slob.my.knob

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Everything between the sexes is a transactional game. Try getting married if you tell them first you're not going to buy them the house, give them the kids, etc, etc..
That is sexist and generalizing as hell. Plenty of happy marriages out there (intentionally) without kids. Plenty of happy marriages out there in which both partners contribute equitably to finances (including a mortage)
 

Perdurabo

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That is sexist and generalizing as hell. Plenty of happy marriages out there (intentionally) without kids. Plenty of happy marriages out there in which both partners contribute equitably to finances (including a mortage)
That's interesting - since I've heard that half the marriages end in divorce and the other half more or less have resigned themselves to lives of queit desperation. But assuming what you say may be true for a small percentage, do you really think she's not keeping score on who's bringing more to the table in the relationship, and if the odds ever tip out of her favor she'll be gone like a bat out of hell? Transactional always, I'd say.
 

J. Barnes

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That's interesting - since I've heard that half the marriages end in divorce and the other half more or less have resigned themselves to lives of queit desperation. But assuming what you say may be true for a small percentage, do you really think she's not keeping score on who's bringing more to the table in the relationship, and if the odds ever tip out of her favor she'll be gone like a bat out of hell? Transactional always, I'd say.
Agreed. The tables could be reversed: maybe she’s bringing home the bacon, but if both partners don’t feel the other is contributing in some meaningful way, the marriage likely won’t last.
Excepting, of course, the altruistic act of sticking by a dying partner...
 
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