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Married Mongers

Uniquelyme

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The Lurker liked to lecture first and foremost. Had a thing for constantly insisting that all AMP girls are trafficked. No amount of personal anecdotes could sway him either. The funny thing was he didn't and wasn't even interested in visiting any AMPS!
That's horrible. I feel I can speak of only NYC. I've been to several amps. Mainly in Manhattan. None of these girls are trafficked that I've visited. None sleep at the place. Many take vacations and come back. Jump to other spots. What happens in other states and suburbs idk though.
 

Freddy

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I couldn't give any less of a fuck if a pro was impressed.
You wouldn’t impress a girl worth dating either, she would quickly realize her huge mistake going on a date with you. During dinner she’d excuse herself pretending to go to the ladies room and when out of your sight run away.
 

VJLUTZ

Desire is the opposite of death.
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The Lurker didn't bother me as much as SRHSRH. That guy never stopped virtue signaling which, IMHO, is maybe the worst thing you can do on these sites.
 

Freddy

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I can't drop reviews if I haven't seen any pro in about 6 mos. As far as reading what I wrote before that is silly Charliebrown. If I entertain you in a comical way that's cool.
Providers don’t realize how fortunate they are you not visiting AMPs in 6 months.
 

Uniquelyme

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Providers don’t realize how fortunate they are you not visiting AMPs in 6 months.
Lol you're so clever.

You wouldn’t impress a girl worth dating either, she would quickly realize her huge mistake going on a date with you. During dinner she’d excuse herself pretending to go to the ladies room and when out of your sight run away.
I do quite well when I date. I care about what dates think and how they perceive me if I'm interested in them.

I don't need pros like you probably do. I'm glad they are here for you. And stop trying to project how you feel and what has happened in your life on me. I say what I want when I want in front of who I want. I act like a Man. Not some lame who is nervous what a pro will think of him.
 

Freddy

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Lol you're so clever.



I do quite well when I date. I care about what dates think and how they perceive me if I'm interested in them.

I don't need pros like you probably do. I'm glad they are here for you. And stop trying to project how you feel and what has happened in your life on me. I say what I want when I want in front of who I want. I act like a Man. Not some lame who is nervous what a pro will think of him.
Opinion is one thing, everybody has their own opinion, but I’m not responsible for your anger, that’s on you. I didn’t mean to set you off. Lol
 

Salty Vet

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OMG. You all are bat shit crazy. I laughed till my stomach hurt watching Jim Carey. That bitch and fireman Bill. Couldn’t play that today on TV. LOL They would be crying in their safe space.
 

Scamper

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Reading this post makes me feel very good that I am not any exception but the norm. After the menopause of my SO, I get everything I want except sex. And as a man, somehow that urge increases when u don't get it. Age desnt matter, I guess men will remain sex hungry till 80 or even more.
Amps are a social solution that saves so many families. I dont go there for a release but to get the serenity, peace and the physical touch/caring. Even without a release, I enjoy the massage part of it.
NO guilt whatsoever. I am glad that I found this solution.
Amen brother
 

Dc46

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I say what I want when I want in front of who I want. I act like a Man.
I know you from UG and other sites so I mean this with respect.

Now a days you need to watch who you act like that around. A guy, an older one, might call that mouthing off and being disrespectful and punch you in the face. That how us older guys handled things. In the school yard, then it was over and we played wiffle ball or when older the winner bought the loser a beer and it was forgotten about.

Younger people now adays think like that, cause you are not the only younger guy I heard speak like that. But younger guys who are “ just speaking their mind” are forgetting about things like respect, etiquette, decorum and being aware of how they act in a social environment. And speaking one’s mind, which you are entitled to do, and EVERY young person feels entitled today, it comes across as being immature, whiney and bratty.

Free advice bro. Use it how you will.
 

chunfun

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I know you from UG and other sites so I mean this with respect.

Now a days you need to watch who you act like that around. A guy, an older one, might call that mouthing off and being disrespectful and punch you in the face. That how us older guys handled things. In the school yard, then it was over and we played wiffle ball or when older the winner bought the loser a beer and it was forgotten about.

Younger people now adays think like that, cause you are not the only younger guy I heard speak like that. But younger guys who are “ just speaking their mind” are forgetting about things like respect, etiquette, decorum and being aware of how they act in a social environment. And speaking one’s mind, which you are entitled to do, and EVERY young person feels entitled today, it comes across as being immature, whiney and bratty.

Free advice bro. Use it how you will.

Some people call things "politically correct". I call them "polite".
Some people think is is honorable to be "politically incorrect", to speak their mind. I call them "rude".

This is not directed at any one specifically. Just calling out the general decline of human discourse.
 

Uniquelyme

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I know you from UG and other sites so I mean this with respect.

Now a days you need to watch who you act like that around. A guy, an older one, might call that mouthing off and being disrespectful and punch you in the face. That how us older guys handled things. In the school yard, then it was over and we played wiffle ball or when older the winner bought the loser a beer and it was forgotten about.

Younger people now adays think like that, cause you are not the only younger guy I heard speak like that. But younger guys who are “ just speaking their mind” are forgetting about things like respect, etiquette, decorum and being aware of how they act in a social environment. And speaking one’s mind, which you are entitled to do, and EVERY young person feels entitled today, it comes across as being immature, whiney and bratty.

Free advice bro. Use it how you will.
When you approach me like that I return it. Respectfully I'm with it. I've always been with it. Most dudes are scared to take a punch I got no problem checking a dudes chin. I grew up in Queens. Was taking the trains in early 90's. Shooting fair ones and getting and doing the jumping in the 90's. I've caught beef in pj's.

I can hold my own. I'm still from that Era when you ice grill the guy who is bumping you on the train and if he says the wrong thing it's on.

I still say what I want when I want. However I'm respectful. I give back the same energy I get. When people are cool, I'm cool. When people are nice I'm nice. When people wanna talk shit or ve disrespectful. Ima disrespect them to the fullest.
 

mitchxy1

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I remember the Lurker. He had a dark looking woman as an avatar, no? And he never changed it.
Why don't I see Mike Mendez chime in more often? I know he's here.
Isn't this site the "new" SH? Where else did everyone go?
 

Freddy

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@Uniquelyme, so you’re saying you don’t have your own identity, I’m trying to understand. You respond to others actions and conform accordingly? You say “if someone behaves a certain way towards you, then you respond in kind, why? Just be you, first and foremost, don’t adjust to everyone else’s actions, that would be exhausting constantly altering your behavior. Just saying.
 

Dc46

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When you approach me like that I return it. Respectfully I'm with it. I've always been with it. Most dudes are scared to take a punch I got no problem checking a dudes chin. I grew up in Queens. Was taking the trains in early 90's. Shooting fair ones and getting and doing the jumping in the 90's. I've caught beef in pj's.

I can hold my own. I'm still from that Era when you ice grill the guy who is bumping you on the train and if he says the wrong thing it's on.

I still say what I want when I want. However I'm respectful. I give back the same energy I get. When people are cool, I'm cool. When people are nice I'm nice. When people wanna talk shit or ve disrespectful. Ima disrespect them to the fullest.
Respectfully I don’t know if you missed my point. This had nothing to do with how hard your chin is or testing another’s chin.

My main point was sometimes being a man is more about holding one’s tongue and NOT saying what you want, when you want. Most of the time it is more honorable to not speak ones mind using decorum and manners to hold yourself to a higher standard. I personally think women and most men respect that more, rather than just saying what’s on your mind. Holding back makes you being more of a man than throwing hands do anytime.

I hate using a movie but the kings man Colin Firth says it best.......manners maketh man.

And you will get further in all aspects of your life. Friendly and kind advice.
 

Uniquelyme

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@Uniquelyme, so you’re saying you don’t have your own identity, I’m trying to understand. You respond to others actions and conform accordingly? You say “if someone behaves a certain way towards you, then you respond in kind, why? Just be you, first and foremost, don’t adjust to everyone else’s actions, that would be exhausting constantly altering your behavior. Just saying.
No fuckboy I'm a genuine person. If someone approaches me with disrespect that's what they get. If someone approaches me kind they get that in return.
 
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