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GeneSeek

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#21
Im starting to sound like thier spokeperson and I havent visited in a few years, but I have found phone calls are the best with LMPs. When i visited this place in the past my texts always were ignored but they responded to phone calls. Probably a million reasons (many prank texters, dont want to leave a paper trail, old schoolphone) why they do that but life is short.
Gotcha, thanks for the input. I will give the number a call next time I have a chance. I usually text then call if that doesnt work but I made some assumptions that made me just give up.
 

hpolanco665

Hp44
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#22
Yeah but unless you have a password to view the pics before hand, and the only way to have a password is if you’ve been a “regular.” I guess that means coming every week
You don't have to be a regular, just go in, support the talent, and you will be given the keys.

Most guys are not willing to take the chance and want to sit on the sidelines and expect to be given the password without even going in once.
 

hidekimatsui4114

Review Contributor
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#23
You don't have to be a regular, just go in, support the talent, and you will be given the keys.

Most guys are not willing to take the chance and want to sit on the sidelines and expect to be given the password without even going in once.
I can't seem to get my foot in the door, he doesn't pick up the old number and the few times I've talked to him he says to try again later.
 

GTXMAN66

AreolaListener
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#24
You don't have to be a regular, just go in, support the talent, and you will be given the keys.

Most guys are not willing to take the chance and want to sit on the sidelines and expect to be given the password without even going in once.
I’ve been a frequent patron when it was in Somerset and I visited watchung that shut and before that the old watchung site which is now golden hands. Not about to jump through hoops just to see what new talent is working
 

TonySopahno

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Messages: 563
Reviews: 7
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#26
I can't seem to get my foot in the door, he doesn't pick up the old number and the few times I've talked to him he says to try again later.
Are you guys calling during business hours as well? LMP never pick up the phone before or after closing which is 10-6 at most places. If not I dont what to tell you but that they are other LMP places if you do the research. Lol, I think this is the most intel I can give for this place. Hopefully I have helped a few.
 

Porkchop

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#27
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I’ve been a frequent patron when it was in Somerset and I visited watchung that shut and before that the old watchung site which is now golden hands. Not about to jump through hoops just to see what new talent is working
exactly.
Mr Manager is a buffoon, acts like he’s doing us a favor.
I don’t beg to give someone my business.
 

TonySopahno

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#30
I’ve been a frequent patron when it was in Somerset and I visited watchung that shut and before that the old watchung site which is now golden hands. Not about to jump through hoops just to see what new talent is working
Guys LMPs are not AMPs. Im not speaking to you directly, but i have been amazed at lack of discretion and hand holding needed when it comes to LMPs. LMPs are a rare commodity for many reasons. Latinas find it easier/safer to work in strip clubs and parlors or work out of thier homes with a small client list. Also many can easily find latin guys in thier neighborhood to pay for thier services. A few are ok with putting up with the drama that comes with working out of a parlor. Perhaps more succintly said if you find yourself befuddled at how to research past history for intel, call a parlor personally, and practice discretion maybe LMPs arent for you. There is a 50+ year old chinese woman willing to open her legs for you on every corner. Im sure many love the ability to walk in without making an appt, the large awning their parlor name on it, and sign flashing "Open".
 

GTXMAN66

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Messages: 520
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#31
I’ve made appointments with J for certain times and have been shown the lineups when I arrived. Just because I’m not there every week handing money hand over fist to get a password is ridiculous. The last time I visited was eight before he shut down in watchung. As we all know LMP girls blow hot and cold. One day they’re all in to it and next time they’re lackluster. I’d rather go to the old Chinese lady, at least she’s consistent.
 
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