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k-agency guide for LA

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cool313

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Long post inoming here. Since the system for spots in LA is very different than NY, and the forums here tend to be much more NY-centric, I thought would be helpful to write up a short guide.

1. AMPs appear mostly under the radar or few and far between. Most spots are agencies that operate out of apartment buildings (list of major ones below)

2. For an agency, screening or a reference is 100% required, usually from another agency, and usually only from another one in the area (they won't accept out of town references).

3. Expect to text a lot of numbers with no reply. Have heard some agencies aren't taking new customers at all, and others are suspicious of out of state numbers.

4. Website pics for girls are heavily, heavily photoshopped. Nearly impossible to tell if a girl is natural or not (best rule of thumb is they will almost always advertise natural if the girl is). If you ask a Booker on any girl, they will always say she is natural, whether true or not.

5. For the same reason as #4, it's kinda tough to tell if the girl who opens the door is the one you booked. Many have had extensive facial work done so comparing a plastic face to a photoshopped face is pretty impossible. That said, I don't think B&S is standard practice.

6. Aside from a few veterans who appear on review sites, almost all girls are a rotating cast. Don't expect favorites to stick around for too long.

7. The standard aesthetic for k-girls in LA appears to be plenty of surgical enhancements, and a fair amount of tattoos.
 

retired051923

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This forum has a pretty simple rule no matter what coast you are on. DO NOT GIVE OUT PASSWORDS AND DO NOT GIVE OUT ADDRESSES TO VERIFICATION PLACES. Those steps are there for a reason, not for some loud mouth, hard on to turn it into a escalator. Keep that in mind before you post because you will be banned for it.
 

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Wanted to say sorry since I did not state it very clear. This is a great reference point for those in the LA area provided by @cool313 . My warning was not meant for him, but for those that use his advice and think they should give out the exact address. The Cali Forums are getting some action and that is great. It has been pretty dead for awhile. Just wanted all new Cali members to understand that we share info, but we also protect the places as well. That doesn't mean you can't write a negative review. It just means DO NOT PUBLICLY DISCLOSE A PRIVATE ADDRESS. If they advertise the address on any search engine that is fine. If you need to get verified, if you need a password, if they are indy, or if they are UTR then do not post their address or phone number at all. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SHARE YOUR PASSWORD. Just put their website and others will have to do their own work from there. Thanks, and sorry for the misunderstanding of my previous message.
 

chillfactor88

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New to the boards here, but I was looking at some of the girls on mykupcake, but I couldn't find any way to contact them via their site. Can anyone PM me their details? Would love to check out some of the talent
 

iEatAss

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I was visiting LA from the Bay Area last year and contacted a korg, and used Bay Area references without any issues. But that was last year. Gonna try another one (or 2) out this April when I'm in town again. Wish me luck!
 

Nikugnah

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Wanted to add a few more things here. This is just from my personal experience. May differ person to person and how the booker feels. This might get quite long but I want to share this with my fellow mongers.

1) Contacting bookers
Cool313 graciously posted a good number of sites, and they all contain phone numbers. I won't tell you exactly what to write but be mindful of what you write. I've gotten no answers or almost blacklisted just cause they thought I was a cop. But if they respond, their first question is usually asking for your name, age, and race.

There are some korg that do not have websites or bookers that will strictly use humaniplex for first contact or screening. Fortunately, almost all bookers have an account. So if you got in through a text, ask them to rate you on humaniplex so you can get into the ones only using humaniplex. As some korgs will not respond until you reach a certain level. And some even hide pictures of the girls until you are approved.

2) Screening
For people that are adverse to providing their personal information, it will be quite a challenge. Some bookers are very lax with the screening and others can be quite invasive.

The easiest screening, still cumbersome, was a picture of yourself with the driver license. You can edit out all the private details except for your name and birthday. After providing the picture, I was able to book a girl. However, upon getting to the apartment and getting buzzed in, the booker wanted another selfie with the view of elevator in the background to confirm your original picture is who you said you are. After that, they provided the unit number.

The most intense one, on top of the driver license, they wanted a picture of my paystub. I've also heard cases where they ask for utility bills.

After you get your foot in the door with 2-3 agencies, you can just mention the agencies you've used and they will call them up to verify. I would recommend asking your booker for permission for reference. Seems there's bad blood between some bookers. When I asked, they would say depends who. So I would mention the site and they would give the green light or not. It also seems like most bookers know each other by name. I said I want to try site-b and they would say "oh, I will let Bob know", or "let Kim contact me." Lastly, some bookers require up to 3 references. Most were okay with 1, but in the beginning I've had to get another korg under my belt in order to be allowed into some korgs.

3) Booking a girl
Generally you look at the site and ask for the girl by name and desired time. Unfortunately some girls are quite popular and booking them at your desired time may be impossible. Be ready to be flexible in those scenarios and ask if they are free anytime today. Or the booker will just tell you her next availability from your desired time. But there are cases where they will not let you see the desired girl until you sample some of their b-team (those not as popular). I would like to think its to gauge what type of client you are. Even if you got in the door through references. Once you become a regular they will often allow you to prebook a day in advance. Less popular girls, can be booked a few days in advanced. It's first come first served for those that want to be the first one of the day but in reality I believe the bookers also have preference for their longtime loyal clients.

4) The girls
As stated before, some girls rotate around the cities when they start getting less busy. I've seen girls rotate between LV, LA, and San Jose. They would stay for a couple of weeks and then go to the next city. It's a tactic they use when they have regulars in multiple cities. Disappear for a bit and all will come at once and keep them busy for a few days when they come back. However, there are some that leave and come back with a different name and pictures. Most of these girls were unimpressive and gotten bad reviews. They would drum up some fast business for a day or two but word gets out and they are gone again.

The pictures on the sites are always photoshopped and may even be pictures of them 10+ years ago. So do not expect to see the same person as the pictures. Very rarely, do they look like the picture but most of the time they are less attractive. Not ugly but don't keep your expectations high because of the pictures. Some girls choose to use models that "best" represents them. These are usually the worst offenders but once again there are a few gems out there that do the pictures justice.

The stats... I would like to say the height and cup sizes are generally in the ballpark. But age and weight is a whole different game. The weight can roughly, give or take, be off by 0-30lbs. I've seen girls that were less than advertised to whales with multiple folds on their stomach.

Age, they say is in the eye of the beholder. I've seen reviews of the same girl ranging from 20s to as high as 50s. But a general rule of thumb is anyone listed 20-21 is in their 20s. 22 can be anywhere from mid 20s to mid 30s. 23 is from late 20s to late 30s. 24 is 30s and more. Anything above that is usually 40s and up. But because of plastic surgery and the extremely dim rooms with red light, they may look younger than their real age. The truly young girls tend to keep the room much brighter and often with soft white light.

I hope this help some of you guys. If I think of more later, I will try to add. I'm sure a lot of it was common knowledge from your personal experience from mongering in other cities. But for those that just got started, happen to be visiting LA, or took a long break and forgot, good luck!
 

cool313

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Wanted to add a few more things here. This is just from my personal experience. May differ person to person and how the booker feels. This might get quite long but I want to share this with my fellow mongers.

1) Contacting bookers
Cool313 graciously posted a good number of sites, and they all contain phone numbers. I won't tell you exactly what to write but be mindful of what you write. I've gotten no answers or almost blacklisted just cause they thought I was a cop. But if they respond, their first question is usually asking for your name, age, and race.

There are some korg that do not have websites or bookers that will strictly use humaniplex for first contact or screening. Fortunately, almost all bookers have an account. So if you got in through a text, ask them to rate you on humaniplex so you can get into the ones only using humaniplex. As some korgs will not respond until you reach a certain level. And some even hide pictures of the girls until you are approved.

2) Screening
For people that are adverse to providing their personal information, it will be quite a challenge. Some bookers are very lax with the screening and others can be quite invasive.

The easiest screening, still cumbersome, was a picture of yourself with the driver license. You can edit out all the private details except for your name and birthday. After providing the picture, I was able to book a girl. However, upon getting to the apartment and getting buzzed in, the booker wanted another selfie with the view of elevator in the background to confirm your original picture is who you said you are. After that, they provided the unit number.

The most intense one, on top of the driver license, they wanted a picture of my paystub. I've also heard cases where they ask for utility bills.

After you get your foot in the door with 2-3 agencies, you can just mention the agencies you've used and they will call them up to verify. I would recommend asking your booker for permission for reference. Seems there's bad blood between some bookers. When I asked, they would say depends who. So I would mention the site and they would give the green light or not. It also seems like most bookers know each other by name. I said I want to try site-b and they would say "oh, I will let Bob know", or "let Kim contact me." Lastly, some bookers require up to 3 references. Most were okay with 1, but in the beginning I've had to get another korg under my belt in order to be allowed into some korgs.

3) Booking a girl
Generally you look at the site and ask for the girl by name and desired time. Unfortunately some girls are quite popular and booking them at your desired time may be impossible. Be ready to be flexible in those scenarios and ask if they are free anytime today. Or the booker will just tell you her next availability from your desired time. But there are cases where they will not let you see the desired girl until you sample some of their b-team (those not as popular). I would like to think its to gauge what type of client you are. Even if you got in the door through references. Once you become a regular they will often allow you to prebook a day in advance. Less popular girls, can be booked a few days in advanced. It's first come first served for those that want to be the first one of the day but in reality I believe the bookers also have preference for their longtime loyal clients.

4) The girls
As stated before, some girls rotate around the cities when they start getting less busy. I've seen girls rotate between LV, LA, and San Jose. They would stay for a couple of weeks and then go to the next city. It's a tactic they use when they have regulars in multiple cities. Disappear for a bit and all will come at once and keep them busy for a few days when they come back. However, there are some that leave and come back with a different name and pictures. Most of these girls were unimpressive and gotten bad reviews. They would drum up some fast business for a day or two but word gets out and they are gone again.

The pictures on the sites are always photoshopped and may even be pictures of them 10+ years ago. So do not expect to see the same person as the pictures. Very rarely, do they look like the picture but most of the time they are less attractive. Not ugly but don't keep your expectations high because of the pictures. Some girls choose to use models that "best" represents them. These are usually the worst offenders but once again there are a few gems out there that do the pictures justice.

The stats... I would like to say the height and cup sizes are generally in the ballpark. But age and weight is a whole different game. The weight can roughly, give or take, be off by 0-30lbs. I've seen girls that were less than advertised to whales with multiple folds on their stomach.

Age, they say is in the eye of the beholder. I've seen reviews of the same girl ranging from 20s to as high as 50s. But a general rule of thumb is anyone listed 20-21 is in their 20s. 22 can be anywhere from mid 20s to mid 30s. 23 is from late 20s to late 30s. 24 is 30s and more. Anything above that is usually 40s and up. But because of plastic surgery and the extremely dim rooms with red light, they may look younger than their real age. The truly young girls tend to keep the room much brighter and often with soft white light.

I hope this help some of you guys. If I think of more later, I will try to add. I'm sure a lot of it was common knowledge from your personal experience from mongering in other cities. But for those that just got started, happen to be visiting LA, or took a long break and forgot, good luck!
Excellent detail. LA korgs are a chicken or egg - once you are in, booking is easy. But getting in is hard (although, I've never been asked to send selfies, but I was able to get "in" with them through references years ago. Maybe it is even tougher now).

That said, more detailed reviews are needed because the pictures barely resemble the girls. Right now the only resources are godawful circa-2002 boards that don't even have separate review threads. That should change.

Cup sizes in my opinion are NEVER accurate. "DD" means C/D. Unless the listing says "natural", the girl has implants, and many "natural" girls have those deep under-muscle implants. I've never encountered a girl who was overweight working in LA, though.

Bookers will sometimes tell you last minute that "girl isn't available today" or ask you to switch to somebody else with 20 minutes notice (knowing that you're likely already on your way to the meet). I've been berated by bookers for not booking with them for months at a time too. The good news, is bookers that are jerks, bait and switch, and try and screw with customers, rarely keep those jobs long. A few months later it will likely be a person who respects customers' time and is more honest. Keeping bookers happy is part of the game in LA.
 
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