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Bricktop

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"If?" - Not sure why this is hard for you to process. Water does seek it's own level. I'm sure you've heard that before or at least did that science experiment as a kid. And not all older women are post menopausal and even when some are, you would be surprised what they do to get their freak on! You act like it is trying to find a unicorn in the bush. Maybe you don't have an expansive social circle that sends girlfriends you way - Dunno. I meet women in my travels between the ages of 27-55 regularly. In case you really wondered about my stats when I used to track this stuff, my actual hit rate was over 85% with the women that were the most intelligent, successful, and took care of themselves. It dropped below 60% for women that were a bit less successful, but still doing good things for themselves. With the second group, many wished their men or their ex's would just get some Viagra and take interest in them. Their men didn't appreciate them, so I did. Definitely not rocket science here, but the results was better than even I expected. I don't seek out dumb women and maybe that's part of the success rate. Some were executives. Some were recording artists with published music. I think some of you guys are just afraid of talking to the hottest civies at a venue. I'm not.


I spend time on this site interacting with former SH mongers. They are funny as hell (@mikemendez 98 Mott, hilarious!). But that's not what you're asking, is it @charliebrown? I'm not sure why you are processing what I said as either (younger pay-for-play) / or (older civie). I've mongered long enough to know a several spa owners and plenty of the ladies that hail back to Flushing. Do that for a few years and you end up with Amp friends in about 15 states, dozens of UTR connections, freebies for training the new talent, etc. But it really is the same formula of treating the ladies nicely that brought me good things. I'll contribute on this site as I can and call out the members that can only see life in 2 dimensions.

Peace
Oh I love when I used to train new talent.
 

VJLUTZ

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Of course, as men age, we get less physically attractive too. Some women (even girls) claim to like how old men look, but not sure I really believe them. Don't see how anyone can find liver spots, nose/ear hair, wrinkles and that "old man" smell attractive. I suspect what makes us most attractive is our $$ and the prospect of us dying after no-so-long. I would also say our feeble-sex-drives, but V largely fixed that.

Unlike men, it's easier for women to feign interest. All they have to do to is lay there, apply the K-Y and make the right sounds.
 

Srhsrh

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Of course, as men age, we get less physically attractive too. Some women (even girls) claim to like how old men look, but not sure I really believe them. Don't see how anyone can find liver spots, nose/ear hair, wrinkles and that "old man" smell attractive. I suspect what makes us most attractive is our $$ and the prospect of us dying after no-so-long. I would also say our feeble-sex-drives, but V largely fixed that.

Unlike men, it's easier for women to feign interest. All they have to do to is lay there, apply the K-Y and make the right sounds.
I had a great session with this new girl earlier this week who told me that she got comfortable with me very quickly because I’m too old to be LE so it was safe to go all out right from the start. Hurt a little at first, but I’m gonna try to embrace that.
 

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I had a great session with this new girl earlier this week who told me that she got comfortable with me very quickly because I’m too old to be LE so it was safe to go all out right from the start. Hurt a little at first, but I’m gonna try to embrace that.
So it's the "Father/GrandFather Figure" syndrome that she likes? LOL
Yup, I'm definitely in the father range, another 15-20 yrs from the grandfather range. Gonna hurt me too.
 

Srhsrh

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So it's the "Father/GrandFather Figure" syndrome that she likes? LOL
Yup, I'm definitely in the father range, another 15-20 yrs from the grandfather range. Gonna hurt me too.
I’m 62. I woulda thought some cops still work at my age, and I’ve definitely seen a lot of the fat donut eating garden variety cops who look worse than me, but who knows? I haven’t gotten stiffed on a first visit for action in 5 years or so now so maybe it’s the age or maybe it’s the other things I do.
 

VJLUTZ

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I’m 62. I woulda thought some cops still work at my age,
It's very rare for cops to work into their 60s. They can typically retire at 20 and most leave before that. The only ones still working at the 30 year point are those who make very senior rank (like Chief of their departments). the age threshold for joining most departments is 30 unless you are a military vet (then its 37). Once they pass the retirement age, most cops grab their pensions and do something else.

Of course, being a cop tends to age you too. Likely many cops still working in their 50s may actually look like they are in their 60s. A very senior cop is unlikely to be doing grunt level vice work.
 

xxxooz

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yes they were..but going back to the original question i just read....always an intriguing one for mongers and though i really don't belong in that category like most of you....since the LOML ( 5 years now) is a FS mamasan ( be it exclusive and expensive; but sexually kind of a late bloomer: 30's) I of course asked her....Her answer is that it all depends on the customer: when attractively handsome AND skilled she enjoys it as well as her fellow providers...otherwise: " it's just a job to make money". A " positive" physical response is often unavoidable ( and in a way sign of healthiness) but mostly compartmentalized and forgotten....Yet any real pleasurable experience is genuinely appreciated and when acknowledged as such should be appreciated by the customer and not be dismissed too quickly as fake. After all these girls are real human beings !
...interesting insight RedHotRod... have been wondering how the ladies compartmentalize between "home" and "work" when they are in an SO relationship... Have a similar living arrangement and would like to compare notes via PM if you would care to...
Xooz
 

Gentle Jim

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couple of months ago I had 50 year reunion with my student friends- male and female- who i had not seen in almost 40 years...oh my gosh !...while most of us guys still looked pretty handsome as old geezers...my former "girl friends" all looked like dried out apples...so sad ! and most of them were not even charming....did not make any efforts to look a bit more attractive..so what i am saying is simply this: older women are not attractive to me ( and they know that ..so not really attracted to me...though i look still quite handsome and would be quite a catch..but simply not with them ) Hence I only go to attractive younger women..even if they expect to get paid by me.. I just don't care: I rather have sex with a beautiful woman than with an old sack of potatoes no matter how many O's she still manages to produce: I refuse to close my eyes !
True , true at my last reunion some of "HOT" Cheerleader types back in H.S. looked as if they could be line backers for the jets today .......and probably would do a better job do!
 

Bricktop

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Of course, as men age, we get less physically attractive too. Some women (even girls) claim to like how old men look, but not sure I really believe them. Don't see how anyone can find liver spots, nose/ear hair, wrinkles and that "old man" smell attractive. I suspect what makes us most attractive is our $$ and the prospect of us dying after no-so-long. I would also say our feeble-sex-drives, but V largely fixed that.

Unlike men, it's easier for women to feign interest. All they have to do to is lay there, apply the K-Y and make the right sounds.
Pluck those nose and ear hairs. Get haircut every 2 weeks. Clean shave before visits. Pubes too. No be gay OT tiger balm before visits. Ivory soap leaves no scent. Visit dentist every 6 months and V will take care of the rest.
 

VJLUTZ

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Pluck those nose and ear hairs. Get haircut every 2 weeks. Clean shave before visits. Pubes too. No be gay OT tiger balm before visits. Ivory soap leaves no scent. Visit dentist every 6 months and V will take care of the rest.
I am not yet so old where these things are a major concern. In fact, providers regularly think I am 5-10 years younger than I really am (or so they tell me). However, the one thing I am starting to experience are higher growth in nose and ear hair. Taking care of that is harder than one would think, especially since I never had to spend a lot of time fussing with my appearance. Also, I don't get the haircut every two weeks part. My hair is still growing at the same rate is always has. I do see a lot of old guys in the barbershop, but it always seemed that they like shooting-the-breeze with the barber more than actually needing a haircut. In fact, one of my pet peeves is when the barber spends a half hour on some old man's haircut when he has almost no hair to cut.

I've seen Vietnamese videos where a client goes into a spa and they cut all his hair (even nose and ear) + back rub. That would not be a bad biz idea for the States.
 

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I am not yet so old where these things are a major concern. In fact, providers regularly think I am 5-10 years younger than I really am (or so they tell me). However, the one thing I am starting to experience are higher growth in nose and ear hair. Taking care of that is harder than one would think, especially since I never had to spend a lot of time fussing with my appearance. Also, I don't get the haircut every two weeks part. My hair is still growing at the same rate is always has. I do see a lot of old guys in the barbershop, but it always seemed that they like shooting-the-breeze with the barber more than actually needing a haircut. In fact, one of my pet peeves is when the barber spends a half hour on some old man's haircut when he has almost no hair to cut.

I've seen Vietnamese videos where a client goes into a spa and they cut all his hair (even nose and ear) + back rub. That would not be a bad biz idea for the States.
I get "20 years younger".
But I'm a really good tipper...
 

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I’ve tried several different things at amps, what seems to work or gets me best service is treating providers in a nice and friendly manner, I’m pretty playful naturally, most girls immediately respond in kind. There are things we all do or don’t do that sets us apart from other customers, contrary to popular belief, it’s not always about the tip. “No problem, I do for you” is better than “only do for you.”
 

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I’ve tried several different things at amps, what seems to work or gets me best service is treating providers in a nice and friendly manner, I’m pretty playful naturally, most girls immediately respond in kind. There are things we all do or don’t do that sets us apart from other customers, contrary to popular belief, it’s not always about the tip. “No problem, I do for you” is better than “only do for you.”
Aside from this, the thing I add for a new girl is to dress up. Guys laugh, but I think it works, to relax them.

I'll put on a good dress shirt and business casual jacket and slacks. Putting out a fat money clip and a condom from my pockets as I'm getting undressed doesn't hurt either. I also invariably work into the conversation I'm out for a massage every week, at least.
 

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Pluck those nose and ear hairs. Get haircut every 2 weeks. Clean shave before visits. Pubes too. No be gay OT tiger balm before visits. Ivory soap leaves no scent. Visit dentist every 6 months and V will take care of the rest.
Grooming is a huge part of it. I often get the comment that the girls love massaging me because I'm groomed and impeccably clean. No strange hairs out of orafaces, teeth are bright white, and I get haircuts every 10 days.

I also look much younger than my true age (melanin helps as a skin protectant). The girls always think I'm in my thirties. They give me the extra effort as a result and I tip accordingly.
 

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Telling your provider that she has nice hair, that she is very pretty , and that you like her dress , and that you feel comfortable with her will help you get the best service . It also helps to smile and act like a gentleman ......NO girl ever likes to be treated like a piece of meat!
 

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Of course, as men age, we get less physically attractive too. Some women (even girls) claim to like how old men look, but not sure I really believe them. Don't see how anyone can find liver spots, nose/ear hair, wrinkles and that "old man" smell attractive. I suspect what makes us most attractive is our $$ and the prospect of us dying after no-so-long. I would also say our feeble-sex-drives, but V largely fixed that.

Unlike men, it's easier for women to feign interest. All they have to do to is lay there, apply the K-Y and make the right sounds.
I think they mean 40's- early 50's at max.
 
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