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The white whales of Flushing Incall

lokithewolf

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So, as many of you veteran FI users know, many of the providers on that site do not cater to us....ahem..."foreigners". I know, we've had the debate before, the fact that they look at us as the foreigner is laughable, but I don't want this thread to devolve into that again.

Instead, I'd like to start a running list going of those ads that just drive us crazy, because no matter how hard you try, how many ways you try to sweet talk your way in thru translate, no matter what amount you offer, you still get "我们不接外国友人!谢谢你" which roughly translates to "we do not accept foreign friends. Thank you!"

I've got a few that have been driving me crazy for months. The pics just drive me wild. Even tho I know that a)they most likely won't live up to the pics and b)the service won't match the fantasy, that unknown factor.....drives me wild.

So, I'll post links to their adds. If you guys are game, post your white whales. And if anyone has had any of these white whales and would like to share their experiences, please do. Finally, any Asian brothers out there, willing to wade out into the deep unknown dark waters of flushing incall, and brave the seas to conquer these whales, please do - then share with us unfortunate land lubers.

My white whales:
https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1552.html (my number one white whale. The picture seems hardly touched up. Her body looks good, face, young and pretty. I'd almost want her to keep the mask on during....almost like an eyes wide shut fantasy. Finally, FINALLY got a long dialog with her going last night after many unanswered texts. In the end, it was still a polite no. I tried my best tho. I hope she, out of any of them, will eventually come around)

https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1655.html (those breasts look so soft, and the new pics just draw me to her more)

https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1658.html (don't think the pic is real, but would love to find out if its even close! Had a dialogue going, but a dead end)

https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1576.html (she's a hard no on us foreigners)
I contacted the second one. She texted back but stopped replying after I told her I was a foreigner.

I managed to get this one to meet up, after messaging back and forth, the finally gave me the green light and now she’s my go-to Incall provider.
https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1260.html
It is her in the pics but 10 years younger. She says I am her only foreign client (I don’t believe her, but I’ll take her word for it), in her translator, she told me that she accepted me because she wanted to know how a “Spanish man tastes like” ....kinda creeped me out. And I’m not spanish! I’m Mexican .
 

Undercoverbrova

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I contacted the second one. She texted back but stopped replying after I told her I was a foreigner.

I managed to get this one to meet up, after messaging back and forth, the finally gave me the green light and now she’s my go-to Incall provider.
https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1260.html
It is her in the pics but 10 years younger. She says I am her only foreign client (I don’t believe her, but I’ll take her word for it), in her translator, she told me that she accepted me because she wanted to know how a “Spanish man tastes like” ....kinda creeped me out. And I’m not spanish! I’m Mexican .
Oh yes I've come across her ad before. Can't remember if I tried to contact her. Does she apply the foreigner tax to you?(her ad says 80) and have those 10 years been good to her lol?
 

Bricktop

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I have a couple of Chinese friends -male- who are loosely connected to the demimonde these girls inhabit. One time I had one of them make an inquiry/introduction for me. It worked. But wasn’t anything to write home about. You break the barrier and find yourself saying, what the fuck am I coming out here for?
You have to find the ones that like big foreign members. Big Ohs
 

krideynyc

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She says I am her only foreign client (I don’t believe her, but I’ll take her word for it), in her translator, she told me that she accepted me because she wanted to know how a “Spanish man tastes like” ....kinda creeped me out. And I’m not spanish! I’m Mexican .
Don't take it personal. It's just a bad translation. She really meant Latin/Latino. Spanish is what comes up when translated from the Chinese phrase. It doesn't mean you are from Spain.
 

jtonic5150

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Usually the next good one is a new girl at a "last resort" AMP.

In a bind, Flushing incall sure what do you have to lose? But as a first option you should work your ATFs and secondaries for leads on other options. This is easier said than done, but over half of my ATFs are from referrals from other good providers. Shake the managers and see what fruit falls. Randoms off Flushing incall are probably not going to yield great sessions.

I have seen maybe 10% of reports be positive from this site (as in not just mediocre)

When you look behind the curtain you encounter the wizard of Oz and realize it was all a sham. Unfortunately the mythical harem if young tight 20 somethings is actually not there even for the average Chinese business man. You are getting a glimpse of what is really available on that circuit. That which is frumpy dumpy spoiled rotten eggs.

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to only give HJ

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to see a Man on her period or with a yeast infection

Average looking Chinese Women who think 2 minutes of penetration is good

Average looking Chinese Women who don't have great personal hygiene (no deodorant and Onion breath from scallion soup from the night before) but want you to be immaculate

Average looking Chinese Women who have an OUTIE or MASSIVE HEMORRHOIDS that feel it's ok to provide (experienced mongers know exactly what I'm talking about)

Average looking Chinese Women who think lying like a dead fish or squirming sideways like an eel is a good idea

Average looking Chinese Women who have a gunt or muffin top but will call some of you fat

Average looking Chinese Women with a GRAND CANYON VAGINA that complain about large Gweilo appendages

The list goes on....If you think that Flushing incall is the exception I am sorry but it is not. I remember being referred to a UTR fast house that served 80% awkward young virginesque Chinese college guys. I go in the door he says hey [WeChat Name] come on in... Guy is organized knows good English and polite. Not a gang member or pimp just an entrepreneur.

I see the girl she looks like a drug addict clearly hated the job. Fat Chinese college kid walks out the room with his head down didn't look like he had a good time. She was thick in a good way but couldn't move for shit. 3/10 experience, I don't even recall if I was able to bust or not. I tried to extend time but she wasn't having it. She rather disappoint 10 guys quickly and get $50 than do her job good and get $500. This is only one example of many I have over the past 5 years.

The morale of the story is that inside track or not these are still Women who are disorganized, irresponsible, not goal oriented and looking to drift through life as lazily and haphazardly as humanly possible. They live life day to day and Chinese customers give them less wear and tear and will not complain publicly about them.

Their day is wakeup, take a midol, have a smoke, take a shit, see customer#1 and suck his 1.5 inch Willy. Eat breakfast take another shit , bend over and take raw anal from customer #2 paying her $200 to fuck a dirty ass. Eat lunch , shit again because her rectum was stimulated. Drink some Barley tea. Go pick her nephew up from school. Come back and customer#3 wants to do a line of coke off her A cup titties. After that she takes shit #3 because the Barley tea stimulated her bowels again. Eat some old Vegetables (which will cause shit #4 later) she decides to meet you because what the hell, at 6pm. She bends over and you look at the devastation which has occurred not over just the past 8 hours but of this same routine day after day for 18 years (she's 36 years young) You decide to go in anyway because of the novelty that you get to stick your dick in one of Flushing's finest exclusive hotties that prior to 6pm only lucky Chinese VIP business men could access.
This is my Gospel today. Amen.
 

lokithewolf

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Oh yes I've come across her ad before. Can't remember if I tried to contact her. Does she apply the foreigner tax to you?(her ad says 80) and have those 10 years been good to her lol?
Yea she does. 140. Same damage as most AMPs I’ve been to.
.....hmmmmm her face is pretty but has a belly, but I like that, i know most guys don’t. She has a nice milf body. Behind is ok.
What I like most about her is that she kisses, and I mean deep French tongue kissing which makes the experience even better
 

lokithewolf

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Don't take it personal. It's just a bad translation. She really meant Latin/Latino. Spanish is what comes up when translated from the Chinese phrase. It doesn't mean you are from Spain.
I never took it personal. I said that to joke around. But yea many providers call me “xibanya” which means Spanish man, or just Spanish. I guess in China that’s what they refer to anyone from Latin America. Just like how Americans think all Latins are Mexicans haha~

I contacted a few more providers. I’ll let you guys know if I get any response. I’m trying to get out of the world of AMPs, incall is much better.
 

fab169

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@lokithewolf I also agree that incall is better and have said before I stopped going to AMP's a long time ago. I don't care about the massage aspect anymore. I like to get down to business and going non-AMP is a better value imo. It has to be something special that makes me go to an AMP.
 

Itslian

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I like the exercise...

https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/2121.html and https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/2000.html
Texted back and forth but in the end said no.

https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/2128.html
She initially said no but recanted. Havent seen her but she works out of a spa near Murray LIRR station supposedly.

https://flushingincall.com/index.php/news/view/1933.html
Had her! Agreed to 140, set up an appt for early morning and at the end of text session she said forget it, cant do it! Exact words!
TSLOVER 2128 she has incall at her bowne apt flushing not worth it
 
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